the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Let's speculate what's happened to autoload.

1. His girlfriend left him chained to the bed after a night of rough sex where he was found by a convent of munks and followed them in a life of celibacy.

2. After writing the final book of his very popular saga his car flips over in the middle of a snow storm and he is found by a crazy fan of his work who holds him hostage until he writes a story for her.

[strike wolf]

Let's not forget the ever popular: his girlfriend turned out to be a professional porn star and after experiencing his "work" had him hired as the star of porns such as clitty clitty slut bang and Star Whores

[targetman377]

You gotta lose some pounds though. I don't think a wolf can carry an elephant too well...

I WILL NOT!

[targetman377]

You have to walk.

f*ck

you could always ride on strike's back...

Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

[targetman377]

You have to walk.

f*ck

you could always ride on strike's back...

Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

[strike wolf]

You have to walk.

f*ck

you could always ride on strike's back...

Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

It's not often you find such a willing meal.

[targetman377]

You have to walk.

f*ck

you could always ride on strike's back...

Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

[targetman377]

Let's speculate what's happened to autoload.

1. His girlfriend left him chained to the bed after a night of rough sex where he was found by a convent of munks and followed them in a life of celibacy.

2. After writing the final book of his very popular saga his car flips over in the middle of a snow storm and he is found by a crazy fan of his work who holds him hostage until he writes a story for her.

wow that second one sounds just like Steven King

[targetman377]

Let's not forget the ever popular: his girlfriend turned out to be a professional porn star and after experiencing his "work" had him hired as the star of porns such as clitty clitty slut bang and Star Whores

that's much more likely

[targetman377]

f*ck

you could always ride on strike's back...

Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

It's not often you find such a willing meal.

that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy

[strike wolf]

you could always ride on strike's back...

Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

It's not often you find such a willing meal.

that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy

I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.

[strike wolf]

"wish you would step back from that ledge my friend you could cut ties with all the lies you've been living in and if you never want to see Target again I would understan-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-and. I would understan-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-an-a-and

[Army of GOD]

More than one mouse is a moose

[targetman377]

Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

It's not often you find such a willing meal.

that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy

I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.

nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week

[strike wolf]

More than one mouse is a moose

Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.

[targetman377]

More than one mouse is a moose

Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.

nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

[strike wolf]

ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!

It's not often you find such a willing meal.

that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy

I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.

nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week

That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.

[strike wolf]

More than one mouse is a moose

Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.

nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.

[targetman377]

It's not often you find such a willing meal.

that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy

I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.

nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week

That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.

That may or may not be true my good friend

[targetman377]

More than one mouse is a moose

Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.

nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.

yeah but when your a pro at poker after all those mice are crafty players the moose are just the high rollers.

[Quirk]

We watched "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night
Loved it

[targetman377]

We watched "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night
Loved it

QUIRK!!!! how you been, well if your watched MR. Fox then you must be good.

[strike wolf]

that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy

I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.

nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week

That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.

That may or may not be true my good friend

It is true.

[strike wolf]

More than one mouse is a moose

Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.

nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.

yeah but when your a pro at poker after all those mice are crafty players the moose are just the high rollers.

As tall as they are they have to be.

[strike wolf]

We watched "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night
Loved it

Havent seen it but it looked entertaining.