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Postby targetman377 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:48 pm

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jonesthecurl wrote:You're the one with a banana up yer arse.

i would never allow anything up that part of my body EVER!!!!

So instead of letting a doctor snip out some pollups with the scope you're just going to wait and see if they kill you? Brilliant!

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:20 pm

so whats new?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:23 pm

I'm getting naked atm
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:46 pm

I'm streaming AOG getting naked on random porn sites for $5.99 a person. So far, I have $5.99 from AOG watching himself get naked on random porn sites.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:54 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I'm getting naked atm

watching porn and browsing the forums again?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:22 pm

Yes?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:23 pm

I do that all the time. Though rarely at the same time.
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Re:

Postby rocksolid on Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:08 am

rocksolid wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Anyway do you guys ever discuss anything on this thread aside from how good it used to be? Quit living in the past...


Hear, hear! Let's talk about how good it's going to be, like when we all have nanobots in our fingers to anticipate our psychic impulses and type for us before we even think about what we want to post.


Or now that I think of it, why don't we even try to project ourselves years into the future? Like if I could, I'd try to project a post from today - today being June 18, 2006 (wink) - four years or so into the future, so that it would only pop up then. Except by then, of course, we'll all be living on the moon and driving flying cars, so nobody will want to visit the Conquer Club website because, hey, who will be interested in conquering the Earth when everyone has moved to the moon?...unless Conquer Club changes with the times and whips up a whole batch of moon conquest maps, like with a 7 bonus for the Sea of Tranquility, or a mega bonus for all the features of the Man in the Moon's face...that would be the only way to keep things current. Ah, the future...I wish there *were* some way to time-travel this post to 2010...like if I were to click my ruby slippers together and keep typing, "Flux capacitor...flux capacitor...flux capacitor..." Who knows, maybe it will work.
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Re: Re:

Postby areyouincahoots on Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:18 am

rocksolid wrote:
rocksolid wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Anyway do you guys ever discuss anything on this thread aside from how good it used to be? Quit living in the past...


Hear, hear! Let's talk about how good it's going to be, like when we all have nanobots in our fingers to anticipate our psychic impulses and type for us before we even think about what we want to post.


Or now that I think of it, why don't we even try to project ourselves years into the future? Like if I could, I'd try to project a post from today - today being June 18, 2006 (wink) - four years or so into the future, so that it would only pop up then. Except by then, of course, we'll all be living on the moon and driving flying cars, so nobody will want to visit the Conquer Club website because, hey, who will be interested in conquering the Earth when everyone has moved to the moon?...unless Conquer Club changes with the times and whips up a whole batch of moon conquest maps, like with a 7 bonus for the Sea of Tranquility, or a mega bonus for all the features of the Man in the Moon's face...that would be the only way to keep things current. Ah, the future...I wish there *were* some way to time-travel this post to 2010...like if I were to click my ruby slippers together and keep typing, "Flux capacitor...flux capacitor...flux capacitor..." Who knows, maybe it will work.


Well, that's a nice blast from the past. Too bad it wasn't the current rocksolid coming back to grace us with his presence but a rocksolid of the past realizing his dreams. Oh, well. It's certainly better than nothing. :)
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Re: Re:

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:24 am

rocksolid wrote:
rocksolid wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Anyway do you guys ever discuss anything on this thread aside from how good it used to be? Quit living in the past...


Hear, hear! Let's talk about how good it's going to be, like when we all have nanobots in our fingers to anticipate our psychic impulses and type for us before we even think about what we want to post.


Or now that I think of it, why don't we even try to project ourselves years into the future? Like if I could, I'd try to project a post from today - today being June 18, 2006 (wink) - four years or so into the future, so that it would only pop up then. Except by then, of course, we'll all be living on the moon and driving flying cars, so nobody will want to visit the Conquer Club website because, hey, who will be interested in conquering the Earth when everyone has moved to the moon?...unless Conquer Club changes with the times and whips up a whole batch of moon conquest maps, like with a 7 bonus for the Sea of Tranquility, or a mega bonus for all the features of the Man in the Moon's face...that would be the only way to keep things current. Ah, the future...I wish there *were* some way to time-travel this post to 2010...like if I were to click my ruby slippers together and keep typing, "Flux capacitor...flux capacitor...flux capacitor..." Who knows, maybe it will work.


Holy shit it's rocksolid.
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Re: Re:

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:25 am

areyouincahoots wrote:
rocksolid wrote:
rocksolid wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Anyway do you guys ever discuss anything on this thread aside from how good it used to be? Quit living in the past...


Hear, hear! Let's talk about how good it's going to be, like when we all have nanobots in our fingers to anticipate our psychic impulses and type for us before we even think about what we want to post.


Or now that I think of it, why don't we even try to project ourselves years into the future? Like if I could, I'd try to project a post from today - today being June 18, 2006 (wink) - four years or so into the future, so that it would only pop up then. Except by then, of course, we'll all be living on the moon and driving flying cars, so nobody will want to visit the Conquer Club website because, hey, who will be interested in conquering the Earth when everyone has moved to the moon?...unless Conquer Club changes with the times and whips up a whole batch of moon conquest maps, like with a 7 bonus for the Sea of Tranquility, or a mega bonus for all the features of the Man in the Moon's face...that would be the only way to keep things current. Ah, the future...I wish there *were* some way to time-travel this post to 2010...like if I were to click my ruby slippers together and keep typing, "Flux capacitor...flux capacitor...flux capacitor..." Who knows, maybe it will work.

Well, that's a nice blast from the past. Too bad it wasn't the current rocksolid coming back to grace us with his presence but a rocksolid of the past realizing his dreams. Oh, well. It's certainly better than nothing. :)


Holy shit it's rocksolid.
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Re: Re:

Postby areyouincahoots on Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:52 am

areyouincahoots wrote:I have already contacted Nobunaga and Rocksolid. Maybe they'll drop by.


Isn't it strange how this post from the past happened to resurface so quickly after I mentioned him...Maybe he's like Beetlejuice...if you say his name a few times he just shows up.

Oh, the possibilities.
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Re: Re:

Postby nietzsche on Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:57 am

areyouincahoots wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:I have already contacted Nobunaga and Rocksolid. Maybe they'll drop by.


Isn't it strange how this post from the past happened to resurface so quickly after I mentioned him...Maybe he's like Beetlejuice...if you say his name a few times he just shows up.

Oh, the possibilities.


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Re: Re:

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:25 am

rocksolid wrote:
rocksolid wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Anyway do you guys ever discuss anything on this thread aside from how good it used to be? Quit living in the past...


Hear, hear! Let's talk about how good it's going to be, like when we all have nanobots in our fingers to anticipate our psychic impulses and type for us before we even think about what we want to post.


Or now that I think of it, why don't we even try to project ourselves years into the future? Like if I could, I'd try to project a post from today - today being June 18, 2006 (wink) - four years or so into the future, so that it would only pop up then. Except by then, of course, we'll all be living on the moon and driving flying cars, so nobody will want to visit the Conquer Club website because, hey, who will be interested in conquering the Earth when everyone has moved to the moon?...unless Conquer Club changes with the times and whips up a whole batch of moon conquest maps, like with a 7 bonus for the Sea of Tranquility, or a mega bonus for all the features of the Man in the Moon's face...that would be the only way to keep things current. Ah, the future...I wish there *were* some way to time-travel this post to 2010...like if I were to click my ruby slippers together and keep typing, "Flux capacitor...flux capacitor...flux capacitor..." Who knows, maybe it will work.


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Re: Re:

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:59 am

areyouincahoots wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:I have already contacted Nobunaga and Rocksolid. Maybe they'll drop by.


Isn't it strange how this post from the past happened to resurface so quickly after I mentioned him...Maybe he's like Beetlejuice...if you say his name a few times he just shows up.

Oh, the possibilities.


Or maybe you're a witch! The good witch of course not the kind that turns people into newts (I got better)

Either way...I don't havemoney for the parade.
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Re: Re:

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:00 am

nietzsche wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:I have already contacted Nobunaga and Rocksolid. Maybe they'll drop by.


Isn't it strange how this post from the past happened to resurface so quickly after I mentioned him...Maybe he's like Beetlejuice...if you say his name a few times he just shows up.

Oh, the possibilities.


She's high.


you're low. Put you two together and you get a really bland scenario.
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Re: Re:

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:07 pm

areyouincahoots wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:I have already contacted Nobunaga and Rocksolid. Maybe they'll drop by.


Isn't it strange how this post from the past happened to resurface so quickly after I mentioned him...Maybe he's like Beetlejuice...if you say his name a few times he just shows up.

Oh, the possibilities.

are endless
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Re: Re:

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:14 pm

targetman377 wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:I have already contacted Nobunaga and Rocksolid. Maybe they'll drop by.


Isn't it strange how this post from the past happened to resurface so quickly after I mentioned him...Maybe he's like Beetlejuice...if you say his name a few times he just shows up.

Oh, the possibilities.

are endless


In a universe of infinite probabilities wouldn't that mean that the possibilities are even more numerous?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Utafar on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:22 pm

I wish they didn't delete the picture on page 157. it was quite entertaining while it was up
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Re: Re:

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:34 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:I have already contacted Nobunaga and Rocksolid. Maybe they'll drop by.


Isn't it strange how this post from the past happened to resurface so quickly after I mentioned him...Maybe he's like Beetlejuice...if you say his name a few times he just shows up.

Oh, the possibilities.

are endless


In a universe of infinite probabilities wouldn't that mean that the possibilities are even more numerous?

yes yes it would
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:35 pm

Utafar wrote:I wish they didn't delete the picture on page 157. it was quite entertaining while it was up


It's part of the history of this thread. I can't bare to look at that page without it...wait...I couldn't bare to look at that page with it. :S
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Re: Re:

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:35 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:I have already contacted Nobunaga and Rocksolid. Maybe they'll drop by.


Isn't it strange how this post from the past happened to resurface so quickly after I mentioned him...Maybe he's like Beetlejuice...if you say his name a few times he just shows up.

Oh, the possibilities.

are endless


In a universe of infinite probabilities wouldn't that mean that the possibilities are even more numerous?

yes yes it would


but if the possibilities were more than infinite wouldn't that be a contradiction and form a paradox destroying everything?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:36 pm

Utafar wrote:I wish they didn't delete the picture on page 157. it was quite entertaining while it was up


Also long time no see. How you been?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:54 pm

strike wolf wrote:
Utafar wrote:I wish they didn't delete the picture on page 157. it was quite entertaining while it was up


It's part of the history of this thread. I can't bare to look at that page without it...wait...I couldn't bare to look at that page with it. :S

i am a historian. that is all
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Re: Re:

Postby targetman377 on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:55 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
areyouincahoots wrote:
Isn't it strange how this post from the past happened to resurface so quickly after I mentioned him...Maybe he's like Beetlejuice...if you say his name a few times he just shows up.

Oh, the possibilities.

are endless


In a universe of infinite probabilities wouldn't that mean that the possibilities are even more numerous?

yes yes it would


but if the possibilities were more than infinite wouldn't that be a contradiction and form a paradox destroying everything?

no no it would not
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