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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:22 pm

targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:I'm the most serious person you'll ever meet. **Munches on a banana seriously**


--Andy

i could see that :-k i mean you are a monkey and well you are a very serious when it comes to monkeys


On a scale of 1 to Serious, I'm Serious. **Munches seriously on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:33 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:I'm the most serious person you'll ever meet. **Munches on a banana seriously**


--Andy

i could see that :-k i mean you are a monkey and well you are a very serious when it comes to monkeys


On a scale of 1 to Serious, I'm Serious. **Munches seriously on a banana**


--Andy

i know you are total agree with you complete and utter nonsense has no place with you andy *throws a utter funny no serious banana at andy and watches him gobble it up.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:37 pm

Listen. The only shirt I wear says 'Real Serious Business'---and I live in a place called 'No-Nonsense'. **Munches on a no-nonsense banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:51 pm

Another salute to Nielson:

ā€œYou're excited? You should feel my nipples!ā€

Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane: Goodyear?

Frank: No, the worst.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:52 pm

strike wolf wrote:They say I'm the most arrogant guy you'll ever meet, but I disagree I'm too good to meet with any of you.

Well, they say can be one of the biggest asses they've ever met.

Oh wait, they DO say that. :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:54 pm

**Tosses Andy a Serious Interwebz Banana**
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby bbqpenguin on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:12 pm

holy shit, I can't believe this thread is still going. well done, CC
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:27 pm

It's not in this thread to die.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:18 am

strike wolf wrote:It's not in this thread to die.

it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends but this is the thread that never ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not now when it ends it goes on and on my friends some people started posting in it not know when it ends
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Nov 30, 2010 12:20 am

i love the power of multiplying something by itself only like 6 times!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:22 am

I'm very tempted to delete that post...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:21 am

targetman377 wrote:i love the power of multiplying something by itself only like 6 times!!!


**Divides targetman by 6. Munches on a fractured-banana.**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:53 am

strike wolf wrote:I'm very tempted to delete that post...

yeah but you love it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:53 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i love the power of multiplying something by itself only like 6 times!!!


**Divides targetman by 6. Munches on a fractured-banana.**


--Andy

the power of math lol :lol: :lol: :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:35 pm

Time for MTG's classic music video.

This week's video is one of my all time favorites, Thunderstruck by AC/DC!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:00 am

We have 7 guests online.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:45 am

You scared 5 of em off.

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BOO!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:15 am

I think you attracted one more...that must be the guest mating call you just used Jonesy.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:20 am

Now they're all over the place...dammit jonesy undo it!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:22 am

It's time for Strike's answer to a question regarding conquer club which chances are you never asked this to begin with:

this week's question is:

1. How can I change my username?

For this question I am going to channel the mighty spirit of lack...*gets out the ouiji board and has it spell out the answer*

"At this time you cannot change your username. However we will offer this service in the future. Please don't create a second account as that will just get you banned."


The Ouiji Board has spoken.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:27 am

strike wolf wrote:It's time for Strike's answer to a question regarding conquer club which chances are you never asked this to begin with:

this week's question is:

1. How can I change my username?

For this question I am going to channel the mighty spirit of lack...*gets out the ouiji board and has it spell out the answer*

"At this time you cannot change your username. However we will offer this service in the future. Please don't create a second account as that will just get you banned."


The Ouiji Board has spoken.

wow when have i herd that before :-k :-k :-k :-k :-k ............. when did i here that again??? oh yes i think it was about 3 years ago! :D
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:54 am

The Ouiji board says you're being sarcastic.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:56 am

It's ouija.

Like "oui" and "ja", "yesyes".
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:59 am

jonesthecurl wrote:It's ouija.

Like "oui" and "ja", "yesyes".


Actually this is my own version and I would have gotten sued for using Ouija. my version is completely rigged. if you look closely you can even see the wires...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:08 pm

Yes.Yes.
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