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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:34 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:This just in Pete Sampras reports tennis trophies and memorabilia stolen from public storage facility.

wow people will steal anything

My question is...why were they in public storage? Aren't those the things you keep in your living room to show off to guests and family alike?

your a tennis player great job :lol: ( i actually love to watch tennis and play it my second favorite sport) (football then tennis)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:35 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:This just in Pete Sampras reports tennis trophies and memorabilia stolen from public storage facility.

wow people will steal anything

My question is...why were they in public storage? Aren't those the things you keep in your living room to show off to guests and family alike?


**Munches on a Pete Sampras-trophy-banana.**


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*calls the police tells them to be on the look out for curious George*


i think its easier to find the man in the yellow hat.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:37 pm

But I AM the man in the yellow hat.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:10 pm

I am drunk. Woot woot!!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:11 pm

I am surprisingly sober considering my original plans for tonight. I basically I decided I wasn't up for getting drunk.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:16 pm

strike wolf wrote:I am surprisingly sober considering my original plans for tonight. I basically I decided I wasn't up for getting drunk.

Lame!!! your just a pussy. yeppers got that me drunk
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:31 pm

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strike wolf wrote:I am surprisingly sober considering my original plans for tonight. I basically I decided I wasn't up for getting drunk.

Lame!!! your just a pussy. yeppers got that me drunk


but you can't be drunk. you're grammar hasn't improved.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:12 am

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:I am surprisingly sober considering my original plans for tonight. I basically I decided I wasn't up for getting drunk.

Lame!!! your just a pussy. yeppers got that me drunk


but you can't be drunk. you're grammar hasn't improved.


Sorry about that last post was distracted. Can you every forgive me right now we are listening to Desperado, by the eagles.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:13 am

My friend is going to piss just thought I would let you know!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:19 am

Drunk is a state of mind did you know that? When you get to the point of drunk you think clearly. You can see all your problems in front of you cheers one more shot lol
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:22 am

targetman377 wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:I am surprisingly sober considering my original plans for tonight. I basically I decided I wasn't up for getting drunk.

Lame!!! your just a pussy. yeppers got that me drunk


but you can't be drunk. you're grammar hasn't improved.


Sorry about that last post was distracted. Can you every forgive me right now we are listening to Desperado, by the eagles.


you're grammar's still messed up...aka I don't believe you.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:41 am

Why do you not believe me? really I am drunk. but this time I do not feel like correcting my grammar. Its kinda weird.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:55 am

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I am surprisingly sober considering my original plans for tonight. I basically I decided I wasn't up for getting drunk.

Lame!!! your just a pussy. yeppers got that me drunk


but you can't be drunk. you're grammar hasn't improved.


Sorry about that last post was distracted. Can you every forgive me right now we are listening to Desperado, by the eagles.


you're grammar's still messed up...aka I don't believe you.

It is a bit better than normal at least.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:29 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I am surprisingly sober considering my original plans for tonight. I basically I decided I wasn't up for getting drunk.

Lame!!! your just a pussy. yeppers got that me drunk


but you can't be drunk. you're grammar hasn't improved.


Sorry about that last post was distracted. Can you every forgive me right now we are listening to Desperado, by the eagles.


Can forgive you for being drunk. Not for listening to the Eagles.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:38 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I am surprisingly sober considering my original plans for tonight. I basically I decided I wasn't up for getting drunk.

Lame!!! your just a pussy. yeppers got that me drunk


but you can't be drunk. you're grammar hasn't improved.


Sorry about that last post was distracted. Can you every forgive me right now we are listening to Desperado, by the eagles.


Can forgive you for being drunk. Not for listening to the Eagles.

:o WAIT!!! what you hate the Eagles?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:46 pm

Its not that the eagles suck. They don't but that song desparado...its awful
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:48 pm

strike wolf wrote:Its not that the eagles suck. They don't but that song desparado...its awful

I think its one of there best songs.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:58 pm

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strike wolf wrote:Its not that the eagles suck. They don't but that song desparado...its awful

I think its one of there best songs.

This post made me laugh.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:17 pm

Suree it is behind:

One of These Nightx
Hotel California
Take It Easy
Peaceful Easy Feeling
Tequila Sunrise
Witchy Woman
Life in The Fast Lane
New Kid in Town
These Shoes
And a few others that I would have to look up the name for.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:19 pm

We've got a fully finctioning home theater system complete with out door speakers.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:21 pm

strike wolf wrote:We've got a fully finctioning home theater system complete with out door speakers.

movie time at lones place!!!! and a party too. he is getting the alchool!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:35 am

so how is everyone doing today?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:49 am

targetman377 wrote:so how is everyone doing today?


They're recovering from the party we through...that and I told the mafia godfather who paid the bill that muy was paying him back...so he's probably dealing with that right now...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:52 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so how is everyone doing today?


They're recovering from the party we through...that and I told the mafia godfather who paid the bill that muy was paying him back...so he's probably dealing with that right now...

dam and i thought i was mean when i ran over that 90 year old for crossing the street to slow. i waited a whole 3 seconds before i took off. but that is just curl poor muy
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