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by **Army of GOD** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:49 am

Chicken butt

you scrolled all the way down here to read this?

by **GabonX** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:52 am

You have just lost all credibility in my eyes

by **Army of GOD** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:54 am

Wait. That implies that I had credibility to begin with.

You lose all credibility for thinking I had even a nanogram of credibility.

by **GabonX** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:55 am

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:57 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
nagerous wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
nagerous wrote:targetman you surely are a charming man, please, please, please, let me get what I want

Getting what every you want leads to disappointment. There is something to be said about the gratification one gets from getting his hands dirty and working for it.

Barbarism begins at home, however these things take time and money changes everything. Now, take me out tonight, where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive

Barbarism by definition is always other people.

I thought it meant that it was anyone that wasn't Greek?

Well, specifically it meant anyone who didn't speak Greek - those furrin languages all sounded like "bah.bah, bah" to them. Or so they say. I dunno, it's all Greek to me.

by **strike wolf** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:05 am

That's because the greek only talked to sheep.

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:48 am

Bah, bah, barian,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
three bags full...

by **Quirk** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:08 am

But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled
Making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
I want to live and I want to Love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:40 am

That's not the next verse.

by **Quirk** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:19 pm

One for my master and one for my dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane

How now, brown cow?

by **Quirk** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:41 pm

Here's my wife's (and I assume Prince's) favorite nursery rhyme:

Grandpa dropped his glasses once
In a pot of dye,
And when he put them on again
He saw a purple sky.
Purple fires were rising up
From a purple hill,
Men were grinding purple cider
at a purple mill.

Purple Adeline was playing
With a purple doll;
Little purple dragon flies
Were crawling up the wall.
And at the supper-table
He got crazy as a loon
From eating purple apple dumplings
With a purple spoon.

-Leroy F. Jackson

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:05 pm

1 week until Christmas!

by **strike wolf** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:15 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!

I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:20 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!

I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...

My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:25 pm

The Christmas thing feels a bit odd - we went to the UK at Thanksgiving, and clebrated an early Christmas with the kids grandparents. We had prezzies, the tree, Xmas pud, etc. It seems strange to do it all over again.

by **targetman377** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:34 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Chicken butt

u scrolled all the way down here to read this?

i had to there post under yours

by **targetman377** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:35 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Wait. That implies that I had credibility to begin with.

You lose all credibility for thinking I had even a nanogram of credibility.

Gabon he got you there!

by **targetman377** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:37 pm

Quirk wrote:One for my master and one for my dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane

How now, brown cow?

ohhh!!! you pulled a how now, brown cow!!!! jonesy in trouble now!!!!

by **targetman377** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:38 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!

I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...

My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!

What no way! :roll:

by **targetman377** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:39 pm

i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!

by **strike wolf** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:51 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!

I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...

My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!

And a jet plane and a casino...

by **strike wolf** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:54 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:The Christmas thing feels a bit odd - we went to the UK at Thanksgiving, and clebrated an early Christmas with the kids grandparents. We had prezzies, the tree, Xmas pud, etc. It seems strange to do it all over again.

It must be bizzaro world.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:56 pm

strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!

I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...

My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!

And a jet plane and a casino...

I make shoes for a living! My nickname during this time of year is "Scrooge!" My favorite saying is "Bah humbug!" I take candy away from babies and break kids' toys! I steal other people's presents for myself!

by **strike wolf** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:59 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:1 week until Christmas!

I want a dvd player and a ferrari and a M-16 and a pizza oven and a movie theater and a dragon and a katana autographed by Randy Jackson and a...

My name is Sinter Klaus, NOT Santa Claus!

And a jet plane and a casino...

I make shoes for a living! My nickname during this time of year is "Scrooge!" My favorite saying is "Bah humbug!" I take candy away from babies and break kids' toys! I steal other people's presents for myself!

And air jordan's

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:27 pm

targetman377 wrote:i am taking my last final at 1 pm today!

"last final" is surely a tautology!

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