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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:14 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:and the half eaten banana chip said unto chewbacca "go forth and pitch a heater so fast that it tears a hole in the space time continuum and this heater will go back in time and hit victor sullivans dad in the testicles leaving him sterile before the evil one can be born" and so Chewbacca did this and the banana chip saw that it was good.

But what the banana chip didn't realize is my father was already sterile but didn't know it and my mom actually went to a sperm bank - ha! Er, heh... **eats the rest of the banana chip**

Who said you were the evil one?

I figured it was implied, considering I don't think he knows I have a brother...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:35 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:and the half eaten banana chip said unto chewbacca "go forth and pitch a heater so fast that it tears a hole in the space time continuum and this heater will go back in time and hit victor sullivans dad in the testicles leaving him sterile before the evil one can be born" and so Chewbacca did this and the banana chip saw that it was good.

so this new religion punishes innocent people? :-s

The evil one was not innocent.

so if you have a kid that eats a banana you are A BAD person?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:39 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:
strike wolf wrote:and the half eaten banana chip said unto chewbacca "go forth and pitch a heater so fast that it tears a hole in the space time continuum and this heater will go back in time and hit victor sullivans dad in the testicles leaving him sterile before the evil one can be born" and so Chewbacca did this and the banana chip saw that it was good.

But what the banana chip didn't realize is my father was already sterile but didn't know it and my mom actually went to a sperm bank - ha! Er, heh... **eats the rest of the banana chip**

nom nom nom

see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:56 pm

targetman377 wrote:see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.


His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, like all civilized creatures, believes in Rule of Law. Everyone has a right to a trial by a jury of their peers. He Hath Proclaimed It.

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**Munches on a trial-banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:03 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:see i knew he did nothing wrong. innocent until proven guilty.


His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, like all civilized creatures, believes in Rule of Law. Everyone has a right to a trial by a jury of their peers. He Hath Proclaimed It.

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**Munches on a trial-banana**


--Andy

oh so now he makes that a rule where was he when he sterilized the father??? where is your banana now?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:07 pm

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, was busy socializing with young women, showing them 'His light', and helping them find theirs.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:25 pm

**Sully is a little concerned about Andy's wookie fetish...**
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:27 pm

POOP
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:57 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:**Sully is a little concerned about Andy's wookie fetish...**

Don't worry I already called the doc he should be here shortly.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:47 pm

(this is not the doctor he is still busy and will be here shortly)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmsLe8t_gg

just want to go old school!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:27 am

Time for MTG's music video of the week. This week's video is THere's a Tear in My Beer by Hank Williams Jr. and Sr. Kind of a tribute to Jr.'s father.
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:29 am

mrswdk is a ho
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jan 19, 2011 4:06 am

Army of GOD wrote:http://www.mashup-industries.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=142&Itemid=36

http://www.mashup-industries.com/index. ... &Itemid=27
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:52 am

Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:04 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:38 pm

Monkey Island 1 and Monkey Island 2 are better.

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muy_thaiguy wrote:Time for MTG's music video of the week. This week's video is THere's a Tear in My Beer by Hank Williams Jr. and Sr. Kind of a tribute to Jr.'s father.


Time for AndyDufresne's music video rebuttal of the week. This week's video is Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry---Kind of a partly-autobiographic tribute to himself.

**Munches on a Goode-banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:43 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Monkey Island 1 and Monkey Island 2 are better.

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muy_thaiguy wrote:Time for MTG's music video of the week. This week's video is THere's a Tear in My Beer by Hank Williams Jr. and Sr. Kind of a tribute to Jr.'s father.


Time for AndyDufresne's music video rebuttal of the week. This week's video is Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry---Kind of a partly-autobiographic tribute to himself.

**Munches on a Goode-banana**


--Andy


Andy wins.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:28 pm

The moon is full tonight. So for the BPotW I'm going with banana moon monkey

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:59 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:09 pm

strike wolf, edit your one millionth post to "1,000,000 post get"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:10 pm

Army of GOD wrote:strike wolf, edit your one millionth post to "1,000,000 post get"


will you pay me to do so?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:53 am

Army of GOD wrote:strike wolf, edit your one millionth post to "1,000,000 post get"

No, his original post is much more suitable, and hilarious.


Quirk wrote:The moon is full tonight. So for the BPotW I'm going with banana moon monkey

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I endorse this.

**Munches on a moon-banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:12 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:strike wolf, edit your one millionth post to "1,000,000 post get"

No, his original post is much more suitable, and hilarious.


Quirk wrote:The moon is full tonight. So for the BPotW I'm going with banana moon monkey

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I endorse this.

**Munches on a moon-banana**


--Andy

wow Andy quoting two people!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:19 pm

So I went out with this chick last night. that i have know for a long time and well i don't know if i like her or should even try. (back story)
she is younger than me. I first became friends with her brother and we are still friends i know her parents really well. I am told she had a crush on me in high school but i was dating someone at the time. so last night we went to grab some food at 6 i forgot about the time and we stayed there tell 9 we had a good time. i think but it was not an actual date! or anything but then after ward she text's me she thanked me for a nice time and said that last time she laughed so much. Now this is all good and all but i don't know if she likes me more then friends. keep in mind i still don't know if it me just being desperate for a girlfriend. Holy shit i think wayyyyyyy too much the end
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby lord voldemort on Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:23 pm

BALLS TO YOU SIR :D
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