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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:21 am

targetman377 wrote:i times i makes it real!


Yea, but no one likes negative numbers.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby lord voldemort on Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:25 am

A girl invited me to the strip club. I went, didn’t know she was a dancer there. She gave me lap dances for free. Hooked up in the privvy. So chill. MLIB
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:23 am

lord voldemort wrote:A girl invited me to the strip club. I went, didn’t know she was a dancer there. She gave me lap dances for free. Hooked up in the privvy. So chill. MLIB

Just to pass along some info, dating strippers rarely works out in the long run.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby lord voldemort on Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:38 am

who said anything about dating :(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby diddle on Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:02 am

LoVo is a one night stand kinda guy.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:26 am

diddle wrote:LoVo is a one night stand kinda guy.

That's what strippers consider long-term.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:57 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
diddle wrote:LoVo is a one night stand kinda guy.

That's what strippers consider long-term.

You mean, "exotic dancers." **Leaves behind a bowl of exotic-bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:15 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i times i makes it real!


Yea, but no one likes negative numbers.

i do! two negatives equal a positive!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:16 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:A girl invited me to the strip club. I went, didn’t know she was a dancer there. She gave me lap dances for free. Hooked up in the privvy. So chill. MLIB

Just to pass along some info, dating strippers rarely works out in the long run.

via viagra ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:19 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i times i makes it real!


Yea, but no one likes negative numbers.

i do! two negatives equal a positive!


Looking back at your posts, I'm not sure that is accurate in the Longest Thread, Thread-reality. ;)

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:28 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i times i makes it real!


Yea, but no one likes negative numbers.

i do! two negatives equal a positive!


Looking back at your posts, I'm not sure that is accurate in the Longest Thread, Thread-reality. ;)

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:-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ ANDY don't tell him that! i was trying to hid it ;)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TheSaxlad on Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:32 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:36 pm

i did under my bed!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:15 pm

lord voldemort wrote:who said anything about dating :(


Yeah but you can't trust them at all. You can't trust who's been inside them before you...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:20 pm

WHATS GOING ON IN HERE
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:35 pm

Army of GOD wrote:WHATS GOING ON IN HERE

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:35 pm

Conversion?

Who's converting?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:44 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Conversion?

Who's converting?

me and you!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:54 pm

To what!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:39 pm

Scientological Islam
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:40 pm

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Lokinet on Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:20 pm

strike wolf wrote:Scientological Islam


That sounds like more fun than shooting craps in a barrel full of angry Wookies!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:49 pm

Because of this post about finding religion, I thought it was only fitting to have another message from His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca.

A message to all popular resistances and prisings throughout the world, His Divine Holiness stands with you and your Rebel causes.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby lord voldemort on Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:56 pm

strike wolf wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:who said anything about dating :(


Yeah but you can't trust them at all. You can't trust who's been inside them before you...

i said nothing about sex with her....
and anyway im a massive fan of no glove no love....
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby safariguy5 on Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:15 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Because of this post about finding religion, I thought it was only fitting to have another message from His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca.

A message to all popular resistances and prisings throughout the world, His Divine Holiness stands with you and your Rebel causes.

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**Munches on a revolutionary-banana**


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