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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:01 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:The British are at it again! *Picks up picket sign saying "No Charitation without representation"*

Fucken British lets have a tea party again!!!!! oh wait we do have one :-k :-k :-k WAIT THERE GOING TO INVADE US!!!!!!!

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:02 pm

this thread's so funny...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:02 pm

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strike wolf wrote:Not safe for Wisconsinites.

HEY!!!!!! does that mean I can only post when I am in Minnesota? cause right now I am but in 12 hours i will be in WISCONSIN??? OH THE MADNESS WHAT EVER WILL I DO!!!1



and it actually means not safe for wolves

You can still post but id watch out for hunters, traps and poisoned bait.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:03 pm

I'll keep my shields up in case of that, thanks.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:04 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:that doesn't make any sense. The UK is one of US most revered allies.

Watch South Park and the truth shall be revealed.

"Your majesty. We have failed to stop the American Revolution"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:07 pm

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shieldgenerator7 wrote:that doesn't make any sense. The UK is one of US most revered allies.

You know what they say keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer!! There still sore about losing the new world to a bunch of guys with pitchforks :P. An't that right jonsey!!! :D :D That's why he moved over here to gather intel. They are slowing working there way into society so the invasion will go off with out a hitch :D Who do you think killed KEnnedy? he knew all about this. Gosh :roll:

Dammit target you speak too much.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:08 pm

yeah, I know about the American Revolution. But in today's world, the US and the UK are best buds.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:08 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:cool so i can call you nuclear squirrel?

no :| Just kidding i am also am also God's personal assassin. and lone wolf is a Private assassin we have traveled through time and now own are an assassin's company for hire but mostly we use it to catch commander cobra (jonsey)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:10 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:how do they know if they've gotten inside my shield when my shield's invisible? ooo...

I AM GODS PERSONAL ASSASSIN YOU QUESTIONING MY INTEL? :-k
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:11 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:The British are at it again! *Picks up picket sign saying "No Charitation without representation"*

Fucken British lets have a tea party again!!!!! oh wait we do have one :-k :-k :-k WAIT THERE GOING TO INVADE US!!!!!!!

Invade us with kindness? No with an axe.

U think they know how to use one after all this time and us kicken there ass?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:12 pm

what you don't know is that I hired spy (a very good friend of mine) to give you the wrong intel. Therefore, you don't know whereabouts my shield is
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:14 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Not safe for Wisconsinites.

HEY!!!!!! does that mean I can only post when I am in Minnesota? cause right now I am but in 12 hours i will be in WISCONSIN??? OH THE MADNESS WHAT EVER WILL I DO!!!1



and it actually means not safe for wolves

You can still post but id watch out for hunters, traps and poisoned bait.

but the cheese was so g....o.....o...d.....i..feel.......dizzy. *falls asleep.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:15 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Not safe for Wisconsinites.

HEY!!!!!! does that mean I can only post when I am in Minnesota? cause right now I am but in 12 hours i will be in WISCONSIN??? OH THE MADNESS WHAT EVER WILL I DO!!!1



and it actually means not safe for wolves

You can still post but id watch out for hunters, traps and poisoned bait.

but the cheese was so g....o.....o...d.....i..feel.......dizzy. *falls asleep.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:17 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:that doesn't make any sense. The UK is one of US most revered allies.

You know what they say keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer!! There still sore about losing the new world to a bunch of guys with pitchforks :P. An't that right jonsey!!! :D :D That's why he moved over here to gather intel. They are slowing working there way into society so the invasion will go off with out a hitch :D Who do you think killed KEnnedy? he knew all about this. Gosh :roll:

Dammit target you speak too much.

What???? I don't care who is ruling who its not like any government controls us we control them. And besides we have been controlling America, Britain and all the other ones i wanna make new government and control them in NEW WAYS WHAT YOU SAY?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:18 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:yeah, I know about the American Revolution. But in today's world, the US and the UK are best buds.

:lol: :lol: :-$ :-$ that's what they want you to think
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:19 pm

oh good! we're not being killed for ebing knowledgable about the wrong thing!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:19 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:what you don't know is that I hired spy (a very good friend of mine) to give you the wrong intel. Therefore, you don't know whereabouts my shield is

My INTEL COMES FROM GOD? are you saying God is wrong :?:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:22 pm

well, I can't trump God, as He is all powerful after all.
You're right, God is on the inside of my shield, although I have been informed that no other operatives have been able to penetrate it *yet*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:22 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:oh good! we're not being killed for ebing knowledgable about the wrong thing!

no we are ;) just they can't kill me I still don't know about you though you could become the next JIMBO,JIMOTRON,JIMOTHY,JIMMY he died well defending a castle.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:23 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:well, I can't trump God, as He is all powerful after all.
You're right, God is on the inside of my shield, although I have been informed that no other operatives have been able to penetrate it *yet*

I can go anywhere God is I AM HIS ASSASSIN!!! :D luckily i am not British.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:07 pm

Hmmm, this means something.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:15 pm

targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:well, I can't trump God, as He is all powerful after all.
You're right, God is on the inside of my shield, although I have been informed that no other operatives have been able to penetrate it *yet*

I can go anywhere God is I AM HIS ASSASSIN!!! :D luckily i am not British.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:50 pm

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The divine messed up when he didn't give people their own space.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:32 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:well, I can't trump God, as He is all powerful after all.
You're right, God is on the inside of my shield, although I have been informed that no other operatives have been able to penetrate it *yet*

I can go anywhere God is I AM HIS ASSASSIN!!! :D luckily i am not British.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:10 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:so basically, NSFW means just about anything you want it to? this isn't helping, unless NSFW is really an acronym meant to be open to interpretation.

did you click my link?? :roll:

ok, I clicked your link (sarcasm meter: low). Thanks for the description of the link in same post (sarcasm meter: high). Thaks for trying.

So what kind of content gets the NSFW rating?


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