the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Army of GOD]

In related news, I have a huge blister under my right big toe from basketball and I cannot walk flatfooted anymore. My god it fucking hurts.

[muy_thaiguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzxHWre4M8
Done by the same person that did the Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series.

[Army of GOD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzxHWre4M8
Done by the same person that did the Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series.

I'm subscribed to his Podcast so I already get everything from him.

[Army of GOD]

Speaking of, episode 51 is supposed to come out tomorrow.

[muy_thaiguy]

Speaking of, episode 51 is supposed to come out tomorrow.

About time.

[Army of GOD]

Speaking of, episode 51 is supposed to come out tomorrow.

About time.

Tristan's gonna die apparently =(

[muy_thaiguy]

Speaking of, episode 51 is supposed to come out tomorrow.

About time.

Tristan's gonna die apparently =(

His voice died once, but it came back.

[Quirk]

BPotW

[AndyDufresne]

BPotW

I endorse this.

**Leaves behind a bowl of banana-guns**


--Andy

[shieldgenerator7]

is this a banana gun or a banana torture device?
"Tell us who you work for!" "Never!" "Tell or I'll squish you!"

[Army of GOD]

People don't kill people. Bananas kill people.

[shieldgenerator7]

eh, no, only poisoned bananas kill people. Don't you ever read the dictionary?
"banana: n. a tropical fruit that when poisonous kills people."

[DoomYoshi]

Is that a poisoned banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[shieldgenerator7]

poisoned banana? what poisoned banana? hides hands behind back

[targetman377]

I have now acquired a cloaking device. I am relocating my shield in search of the radioactive squirrel nest.
Lokinet, tell the muffin man to stay with you. He won't be able to find his way back home right now.

I found it!!!! maybe you should not hide your shield under an elephant

[targetman377]

So do humans Jonesy...think about it. what does the valentines heart really look like?

WAIT I GOT THIS ONE!!!!!!! it's its's (oh no he is going to say it) A BUTT

[targetman377]

Hello?

bear how goes it!!!

[targetman377]

I already got denied BBS, probably because 4 billion people applied and it's mostly for juniors. =(

now I may not be the president, i might not even have a phd, I might not even be done with one collage. BUT I do know something that is there is no way in hell 4 billion people applied for the same thing you did cause that is over half of the worlds population!

[targetman377]

BPotW

MY GOD YOU FOUND MY ANTIQUE GEORGE WASHINGTON PISTOL!!

[targetman377]

eh, no, only poisoned bananas kill people. Don't you ever read the dictionary?
"banana: n. a tropical fruit that when poisonous kills people."

good thing they said WHEN POISONOUS KILLS PEOPLE!!! I mean at least it's not redundant.

[targetman377]

bump

[shieldgenerator7]

I have now acquired a cloaking device. I am relocating my shield in search of the radioactive squirrel nest.
Lokinet, tell the muffin man to stay with you. He won't be able to find his way back home right now.

I found it!!!! maybe you should not hide your shield under an elephant

AH! aw you found me. I guess I need to refine my cloaking device... no, wait. I've found the nest! Only a radioactive squirrel nest would have good enough tachyon sensors to detect past a cloaking device. Why the elephant in the nest?

[targetman377]

I have now acquired a cloaking device. I am relocating my shield in search of the radioactive squirrel nest.
Lokinet, tell the muffin man to stay with you. He won't be able to find his way back home right now.

I found it!!!! maybe you should not hide your shield under an elephant

AH! aw you found me. I guess I need to refine my cloaking device... no, wait. I've found the nest! Only a radioactive squirrel nest would have good enough tachyon sensors to detect past a cloaking device. Why the elephant in the nest?

A long long time ago God created the world what you do not know is the story of creation. BUT since you asked I will tell you

In the begging the universe was blank and void until God said Today i will create something that will be majestically grand and astounding. So the Very first thing he did was created a pickles! YES you herd right a Pickles and he saw that it was good next he moved on to something of untold wisdom! and just all around a bad ass guy! No not Adam but YODA!!! They talked for years and years until they had to part there ways but God granted Yoda to live for eternity he would live in the imagination of a nation, and on the big screen.

God was tired form all this AND THIS IS THE GOOD PART!!! HE Created ME!!!! yeppers he made me his personal assassin and i was told to train with YODA for my skill's i did and when i graduated God said he would create an animal that would be yours and would follow you where ever you went. so i created the ELEPHANT!!!!!! they are a gift to me form God the very next thing he did was to create this thread!!!! true fact!
Then there was the intermediate time when well me and lone wolf traveled back in time but for someone who has never traveled back in time to see themselves. I will note bother you with the details.
after that he wrote the bible and you know the rest.

[jonesthecurl]

...the Uranian Circus is coming.

[AndyDufresne]

...the Uranian Circus is coming.

I google searched Uranian Circus and this came up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockbuster



**Leaves behind a ripped-banana**


--Andy