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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:30 pm

I am drunk!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:28 am

well fine no one come in here
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:38 am

*sets off the room target is in with the 500 tons of C4 that had been planted in the building.*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:42 am

**Lights a cigar, watching Andy being dragged away by a band of ninja gorillas**
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:53 am

*watches the andy beat up the gorillas with just one banana*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:55 am

With a SOGGY banana at that!!

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:33 am

jonesthecurl wrote:OK well, I'm off to NYC and I'll have a coupla beers before doing the latest stand-up spot.


You guys should have seen me.
I ROCKED.
Any body who performs (music, acting, whatever) will know that sometimes you are good, and sometimes you are good, and sometimes you are GOOOOOOD!!!

I impressed myself last night.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:58 am

*uses shield to protect the radioactive squirrel from blasts, then uses portals to jump to the scene of Andy's victory*
"Dying? Not today, squirrel!"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:05 pm

it appears you passed the test. Though if target was really killed that easily I would have done it a long time ago.


So anyways, I guess it's been noticeable I've been spending a lot more time in the mafia games forum...well that's because I think mafia games are awesome.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:32 pm

So you've been neglecting your mod responsibilities of banning random or well liked posters to play mafia?!

I'm so proud of you.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:33 pm

autoload wrote:I am here.


It's been a year since autoload's last post.
I thought I'd post an old pic in his honor.
He always liked this one:

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:47 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:So you've been neglecting your mod responsibilities of banning random or well liked posters to play mafia?!

I'm so proud of you.


I've been keeping track of the reports and placing my opinions when I can but my duties are mostly in mafia now.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:46 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Quick look! I'm out of the stripes again!
It may not last long, so get your congrats in quick...


Just dropped back down to stripes, but in about two minutes, I'll win the next game.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:48 pm

Told you so.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:03 am

The Bene Gesserit Littany Against Farts

"I shall not fart. Fart is the nose killer. I shall let my fart pass over me and through me, and when it has gone I shall looks to see where it has been. There will be nobody. Only I will remain."
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:29 am

Dukasaur wrote:The Bene Gesserit Littany Against Farts

"I shall not fart. Fart is the nose killer. I shall let my fart pass over me and through me, and when it has gone I shall looks to see where it has been. There will be nobody. Only I will remain."

sounds transcendental. a new fart yoga?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:24 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:59 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:With a SOGGY banana at that!!

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I cannot endorse this because the bananas may be too far gone, plus, you are not my tag-team partner of Quirk.

**Munches on a fresh banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:16 pm

*takes soggy banana and throws it through inter-dimensional portal where it will spend eternity far, far away*
There, took out the trash!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:54 pm

"Okay, so you got the rental with the inter-dimensional attachment? Alright, your total comes to... 300 million dollars. Sir? Sir! Dammit, why do they always faint?!"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:56 pm

strike wolf wrote:*sets off the room target is in with the 500 tons of C4 that had been planted in the building.*

* :-k :-k :-k thinks about a way to get out
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:58 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:OK well, I'm off to NYC and I'll have a coupla beers before doing the latest stand-up spot.


You guys should have seen me.
I ROCKED.
Any body who performs (music, acting, whatever) will know that sometimes you are good, and sometimes you are good, and sometimes you are GOOOOOOD!!!

I impressed myself last night.

great job if i every go out to new york i will make sure i hit u up for when your next gig is.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:59 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:*uses shield to protect the radioactive squirrel from blasts, then uses portals to jump to the scene of Andy's victory*
"Dying? Not today, squirrel!"

Stops thinking gives shieldgenerator an A+
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:00 pm

strike wolf wrote:it appears you passed the test. Though if target was really killed that easily I would have done it a long time ago.


So anyways, I guess it's been noticeable I've been spending a lot more time in the mafia games forum...well that's because I think mafia games are awesome.



8-) If it was that easy i would not be Gods assassin.


and as this thread is not?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:01 pm

Quirk wrote:
autoload wrote:I am here.


It's been a year since autoload's last post.
I thought I'd post an old pic in his honor.
He always liked this one:

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I LOVE THAT PIC TOO!!!!
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