the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[muy_thaiguy]

On that day it was...me...I took the banana! *dramatic music*

About time you finally admit it.

But my dear Watson! That is very elementary!! very i do say but you fail to be correct as I TELL YOU THE truth over the past few days i have gathered the facts. Guess what!

You're grammar is off again.

And I knew from the beginning.

[Army of GOD]

You're grammar is off again.
.

Don't know if trolling or not...

[pancakemix]

My grammer doesn't have an account on this site, and she'd smack you for not writing properly.

[muy_thaiguy]

You're grammar is off again.
.

Don't know if trolling or not...

[strike wolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpNk860pTO4

beetlejuice beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

[strike wolf]

It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.

"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."

So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...


Jimbo.

[targetman377]

It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.

"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."

So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...


Jimbo.

Good job WATSON!!!! My golly i can come out of hiding!!!! I knew you would get it!!! Jimbo!!!! brings shivers down my spine!

[muy_thaiguy]

It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.

"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."

So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...


Jimbo.

Even sober, target's spelling isn't that bad. It was AOG impersonating strike, pretending to be target, while attempting frame me for auto's kidnapping!

[shieldgenerator7]

THE RETURN OF SHIELDGENERATOR7
Hello! I'm back! And I've got secret information on the case of auto. It seems Jimbo was at AoG's house the night that mu-thaiguy last saw auto. AoG? Do you remember what happened that night? Care to explain?
And BTW, the muffin man made banana muffins, which explains the mysterious banana purchase. Any one want some?

[Army of GOD]

How the f*ck do you know Jimbo?

[Quirk]

The Braves swept the Giants in a 3 game series and the Hawks go up 3-1 against the Magic.

[Army of GOD]

Sorry Quirk, both basketball and hockey have to finish before I start caring about baseball.

[jonesthecurl]

Hell has to freeze over before I give a dam about any of 'em.

[AndyDufresne]

And AOG do you have anything to say about auto's disapearance?

Yes. It was Colonel Mustard, in the observatory, with the banana.

Agreed. **Munches on a observational-banana**


--Andy

[jonesthecurl]

Mustard with a banana? Eeeew.

[shieldgenerator7]

Mustard with a banana? Eeeew.

lshicastr
I prefer bananas with peanut butter myself

[Anthrax821]

perhaps a plantain and mojo sauce?

[targetman377]

i just went for a run
i just had a cigarette f*ck!

[Army of GOD]

What's a cigarette f*ck?

[Anthrax821]

damn, that was my question...beat me to it...

[Anthrax821]

if it is what it sounds like doesnt the cigarette get all mushy and fall apart?

[strike wolf]

It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.

"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."

So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...


Jimbo.

Good job WATSON!!!! My golly i can come out of hiding!!!! I knew you would get it!!! Jimbo!!!! brings shivers down my spine!

That is at least what you want us to believe. We all know that jimbo is actually under your guidance and therefore would never have kidnapped either of you without your go ahead...add into that you already knew it wasn't me means you have inside information on this kidnapping...yes in fact I would say that if anyone had motive to make auto disappear it was you. Face it you were tired of living in his shadows, looking up at him while he ignored your existance and when he became an elder without you it only grew worse...not to mention he had always doubted your relationships and him having his own girlfriend was the final straw you acted on impulse and before you came to auto was gone wasn't he? but you couldn't return him not with what he would tell us...TELL US! where did you put autoload target? where?

[targetman377]

How the f*ck do you know Jimbo?

hes the reincarnation of jimbo!

[targetman377]

Hell has to freeze over before I give a dam about any of 'em.

I agree cricket is where its at!

[targetman377]

Mustard with a banana? Eeeew.

lshicastr
I prefer bananas with peanut butter myself

so do dogs!