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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:03 pm

Army of GOD wrote:What's a cigarette f*ck?

gosh fine i will fix my grammar!

i just had a cigarette. f*ck!

happy?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:07 pm

strike wolf wrote:
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strike wolf wrote:It appears that target was kidnapped before he could reveal the name of the real criminal *silences banging coming from trunk of my car* sorry just an assassination I was supposed to make look like a mob hit. Anyways according to my information...target's kidnapper left a note...though judging by the grammar it was probably left by target himself.

"Iff yu wont to see tha nucular squirel agin. stopp pursuin autoload's abduc...abdu...taiker."

So target did it and he kidnapped himself? Wait no there was one other whose grammar was as bad maybe worse than target's he hasn't been seen in these parts in a while but his name was...


Jimbo.

Good job WATSON!!!! My golly i can come out of hiding!!!! I knew you would get it!!! Jimbo!!!! brings shivers down my spine!


That is at least what you want us to believe. We all know that jimbo is actually under your guidance and therefore would never have kidnapped either of you without your go ahead...add into that you already knew it wasn't me means you have inside information on this kidnapping...yes in fact I would say that if anyone had motive to make auto disappear it was you. Face it you were tired of living in his shadows, looking up at him while he ignored your existance and when he became an elder without you it only grew worse...not to mention he had always doubted your relationships and him having his own girlfriend was the final straw you acted on impulse and before you came to auto was gone wasn't he? but you couldn't return him not with what he would tell us...TELL US! where did you put autoload target? where?



I WILL NEVER TELL YOU, But i did not do it yes i do have inside info and yes Jimbo is under my guidance but i will let you ponder it!!!


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:23 pm

God damnit target! you know what withholding this information means. *draws sword*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:26 pm

strike wolf wrote:God damnit target! you know what withholding this information means. *draws sword*

I do ;). I have not had a good dual in a good time!*draws sword*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:31 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:What's a cigarette f*ck?

gosh fine i will fix my grammar!

i just had a cigarette. f*ck!

happy?

Try replacing your cigarettes with something more healthy to snack on when you get that craving. Like sugar snap peas, carrot sticks, or apple juice for instance (though for apple juice, you may be hitting the bathroom quite a bit). Those have helped me kick caffiene.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:34 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Sorry Quirk, both basketball and hockey have to finish before I start caring about baseball.


I was talking about basketball. Who do you like in the playoffs?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:40 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:God damnit target! you know what withholding this information means. *draws sword*

I do ;). I have not had a good dual in a good time!*draws sword*


For the record this is the duel we had...For the record I'm the one without the hat and target has the hat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPMSbQtax2s
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:42 pm

Quirk wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Sorry Quirk, both basketball and hockey have to finish before I start caring about baseball.


I was talking about basketball. Who do you like in the playoffs?


Yea, I know, but I had to get that out. And Heat in the East, OKC in the West.

Well, those are the teams I'm rooting for.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:50 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:God damnit target! you know what withholding this information means. *draws sword*

I do ;). I have not had a good dual in a good time!*draws sword*


For the record this is the duel we had...For the record I'm the one without the hat and target has the hat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPMSbQtax2s

hahaha :lol: good one!!! you found the fight that i used to teach you how to fence that was your final test!!! man good old times after you forgot you memory. and did you catch the cameo from apey?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:18 am

Linear Algebra and Calc III finals tomorrow (or should I say later today?). Linear Algebra is by far the easier subject, but 10 bucks says I'm gonna get a better grade in Calc Tres.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:28 am

Army of GOD wrote:What's a cigarette f*ck?



Obviously he's a fag.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:55 am

I've been listening to the Wallflowers...I'm starting to hear the similarities between Bob Dylan and his son's (Jakob Dylan) voice.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:48 am

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new page sorry i missed the last one!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:09 pm

it's time to upgrade this post to post 2.0! BUMP!
It seems I only ever see the radioactive squirrels on this thread, and this thread exclusively. targetman?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:16 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:it's time to upgrade this post to post 2.0! BUMP!
It seems I only ever see the radioactive squirrels on this thread, and this thread exclusively. targetman?
Hasta mañana.

If that was true would you be here commenting?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:17 pm

targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:it's time to upgrade this post to post 2.0! BUMP!
It seems I only ever see the radioactive squirrels on this thread, and this thread exclusively. targetman?
Hasta mañana.

If that was true would you be here commenting?

no entiendo tu respuestaI don't understand your response
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:23 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
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shieldgenerator7 wrote:it's time to upgrade this post to post 2.0! BUMP!
It seems I only ever see the radioactive squirrels on this thread, and this thread exclusively. targetman?
Hasta mañana.

If that was true would you be here commenting?

no entiendo tu respuestaI don't understand your response

There is a forum for Mexico you can use that :mrgreen:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:23 pm

targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:it's time to upgrade this post to post 2.0! BUMP!
It seems I only ever see the radioactive squirrels on this thread, and this thread exclusively. targetman?
Hasta mañana.

If that was true would you be here commenting?

no entiendo tu respuestaI don't understand your response

There is a forum for Mexico you can use that :mrgreen:

yes, but Mexico doesn't have any cudly radioactive squirrels
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:34 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:it's time to upgrade this post to post 2.0! BUMP!
It seems I only ever see the radioactive squirrels on this thread, and this thread exclusively. targetman?
Hasta mañana.

If that was true would you be here commenting?

no entiendo tu respuestaI don't understand your response

There is a forum for Mexico you can use that :mrgreen:

yes, but Mexico doesn't have any cudly radioactive squirrels

not true i have cousin.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:58 pm

Headache=(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:01 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Headache=(

backache 8-)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:31 pm

I'M all alone!!! in a mystery far far away?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby pancakemix on Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:36 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:35 pm

don't cry
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:39 pm

Don't tell pancakemix what to do.
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