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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Thu May 19, 2011 1:34 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm naked right now, am about to take a shower, and really have to poop.

Carry on.

Can he make it to the toilet on time? This is serious action folks. It's so intense. So intense our cameras ahve failed us.


If only you could see my face when you realized the bathroom I first went in didn't have any toilet paper.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 19, 2011 2:22 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:cool, target.
Answer:
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lol your wrong :lol: :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu May 19, 2011 2:28 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm naked right now, am about to take a shower, and really have to poop.

Carry on.

Can he make it to the toilet on time? This is serious action folks. It's so intense. So intense our cameras ahve failed us.

Thank god.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu May 19, 2011 7:42 pm

Praise the lord.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu May 19, 2011 7:52 pm

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Andy didn't start the fire,
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning.
Andy didn't start the fire,
No he didn't light it,
But he tried to fight it.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 19, 2011 10:39 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Image

Andy didn't start the fire,
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning.
Andy didn't start the fire,
No he didn't light it,
But he tried to fight it.


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AND THIS GETS MY OFFICIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL!!! :mrgreen:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 19, 2011 11:28 pm

i am drunk off brandy!!! blast histero ride!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 19, 2011 11:31 pm

i am really really drunk i am going to have a shot for this thread!!!! cause i am a geek and a nerd!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Thu May 19, 2011 11:41 pm

he smiles back at you
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri May 20, 2011 8:50 am

why is andy bigger than the firetruck in that photo? that must be when he grows up to be king kong or something
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri May 20, 2011 10:02 am

*has the detox ready for target*

I am going to be training today so won't be on much.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri May 20, 2011 10:08 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:why is andy bigger than the firetruck in that photo? that must be when he grows up to be king kong or something


Shhh, it is one of my secret identities. I'm a King Kong-like gangster-pirate-fireman.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby pancakemix on Fri May 20, 2011 10:15 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:why is andy bigger than the firetruck in that photo? that must be when he grows up to be king kong or something


Shhh, it is one of my secret identities. I'm a King Kong-like gangster-pirate-fireman.

[img]


**Munches on a skyscraper-banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri May 20, 2011 10:16 am

pancakemix wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:why is andy bigger than the firetruck in that photo? that must be when he grows up to be king kong or something


Shhh, it is one of my secret identities. I'm a King Kong-like gangster-pirate-fireman.

[img]


**Munches on a skyscraper-banana**


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WHAT!!!!!! NOW YOUR TRYING TO RAIN ON MY PARED!!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri May 20, 2011 5:01 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri May 20, 2011 5:02 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat May 21, 2011 10:53 am

I like how Quirk's kiddo is partially a star of this topic.

**Leaves behind a banana-bunch for the kiddo.**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat May 21, 2011 1:45 pm

Partially?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 21, 2011 2:39 pm

so what is everyone doing for the end of the world? Just in case it is *begins crying* BYE!!!!!!!!


lol yeah right its the end of the world COME ON !!!!!!!!

but it is a good day to listen to R.E.M's it t's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 21, 2011 2:40 pm

I should note i will be at work when it ends wonder if i will see chewy? *me ponders the ability of the all mighty chewy*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby knapper on Sat May 21, 2011 2:57 pm

i don't know if the world ends today.

but i'm not bathing and am wearing dirty underwear and am drunk as hell.

screw you, god.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 21, 2011 4:06 pm

knapper wrote:i don't know if the world ends today.

but i'm not bathing and am wearing dirty underwear and am drunk as hell.

screw you, god.

love, knapper

:lol: :lol: go out on your own terms lol

*sit down and plans for what i will do tomorrow*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 21, 2011 10:38 pm

worked sucked there was a turnado and we all had to go to the back of the store where we got behind!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 22, 2011 4:06 am

My feet hurt =(
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun May 22, 2011 2:12 pm

well stop waking on needles to punish yourself for not believing the world was going to end yesterday.
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