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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri May 27, 2011 9:47 am

targetman377 wrote:well thanks!!! guys!!!! YOUR SOOO NICE!!!! :D :D :D


I suggest contacting your family veterinarian to remove the sudden genitals that seem to have attached themselves to you. Just a thought....:-^

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri May 27, 2011 9:50 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:well thanks!!! guys!!!! YOUR SOOO NICE!!!! :D :D :D


I suggest contacting your family veterinarian to remove the sudden genitals that seem to have attached themselves to you. Just a thought....:-^

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri May 27, 2011 1:25 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Are you saying that target contracted genital warts?


No, he contracted genitals. There is a rare syndrome known as 'SGS'---Sudden Genital Sprouting. Most likely, this is what has happened.

This is my expert diagnosis. From little information. Made over the internet.

**Leaves behind a bowl of medicinal-bananas**


--Andy


is this a coy reference to me? does the second S really stand for 7?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri May 27, 2011 1:57 pm

Are you a certain type of genital sg7?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri May 27, 2011 2:42 pm

strike wolf wrote:Are you a certain type of genital sg7?

not anymore than a strike wolf is a cat.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri May 27, 2011 3:01 pm

only on Tuesdays
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri May 27, 2011 3:18 pm

well sorry shields are always shields, even on tuesdays. I like cats though.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri May 27, 2011 4:05 pm

I hate them...which makes Tuesday a horrible day.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri May 27, 2011 4:09 pm

haha great conversation!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri May 27, 2011 4:28 pm

strike wolf wrote:I hate them...which makes Tuesday a horrible day.

I guess if you turn into a cat every tuesday that would be awful... as much as i like cats I find turning into rather distasteful
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri May 27, 2011 4:38 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I hate them...which makes Tuesday a horrible day.

I guess if you turn into a cat every tuesday that would be awful... as much as i like cats I find turning into rather distasteful


Well I hated them before that witch doctor placed the curse on me...now it's just even worse.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri May 27, 2011 4:53 pm

strike wolf wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I hate them...which makes Tuesday a horrible day.

I guess if you turn into a cat every tuesday that would be awful... as much as i like cats I find turning into rather distasteful


Well I hated them before that witch doctor placed the curse on me...now it's just even worse.


that's terrible. maybe i can somehow manipulate my portal techniques to erase such stuff... but I'm not sure how to do that, but I'll just try.
*portals strike wolf through interdimensional portal* there, does that help? then again, we might have to wait till tuesday to find out.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri May 27, 2011 4:54 pm

WHERE DID LONE GO???

SHIELD!!! did you portal him to another dimension????
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Boler on Fri May 27, 2011 5:01 pm

Ah! What should I say? I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. I guess I can't post...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri May 27, 2011 5:01 pm

targetman377 wrote:WHERE DID LONE GO???

SHIELD!!! did you portal him to another dimension????

oops... ah, sorry i have to go now *portals through another portal*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri May 27, 2011 5:03 pm

Boler wrote:Ah! What should I say? I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. I guess I can't post...

well i think you faild at not posting!!!

But HERE YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU POSSIBLY WANT!!!!

(we pay the mods off with bananas!!)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri May 27, 2011 5:30 pm

Huh? I was just over by the snack bar. Shield sent a decoy through the portal...I don't know what happened to him in there but that portal really messed with poor jimbo...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri May 27, 2011 5:50 pm

strike wolf wrote:Huh? I was just over by the snack bar. Shield sent a decoy through the portal...I don't know what happened to him in there but that portal really messed with poor jimbo...

poor jimbo!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri May 27, 2011 10:40 pm

Oh wait...he always had problems typing..nevermind he's fine.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat May 28, 2011 12:24 am

AndyDufresne wrote:So, as some of you know, I've been in the mob, been a pirate, have devastated buildings like King Kong, and have been a Biplane Ace in Dubahya Dubahya One.

I'll share more of my secrets. Because each of these facets of my life has been dangerous, I've needed a way to keep myself safe and healthy. Luckily, at the University I studied Medicine and am now a Surgeon, a General Practitioner, and an Anatomist.

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**Munches behind a bowl of 'medical-bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat May 28, 2011 12:26 am

Is that because they're both monkeys?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 28, 2011 12:54 am

or they both have intelligence of a monkey?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat May 28, 2011 12:56 am

*facepalm*
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby kabuki.mono on Sat May 28, 2011 1:06 am

Just thought I wouldn't want this to die one day "Beelzebub forgive" and live with regret for not having posted something in the longest thread.

Okay I'm done. :mrgreen:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 28, 2011 1:18 am

well now you can die happy!!! or better yet you can keep posting
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