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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby kabuki.mono on Sat May 28, 2011 1:48 am

I can yes your right :D Well, after I indulge in some drugs (completely legal of course :lol: )
I have nothing interesting to say though :oops:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 28, 2011 10:11 am

Interesting is what you make it?

you could come on here and say burp for all we care. The longer you stay you just kinda pick up posting things!!!

And DRUGS THAT ARE LEGAL BORING (lol jk)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 28, 2011 10:12 am

I am going to a Wedding today first wedding i Have ever gone to. Well i have been to about 2 But i was a kid!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat May 28, 2011 10:40 am

"Nail"

What is it lord guru

"I saw a fish. That is all. You can go back outside now"

...

"Nail"

What is it Lord guru?

"I saw a bird...it was pretty...kick it's ass"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sat May 28, 2011 11:12 am

aw, strike wolf, I should have known you would have made a decoy... anyway I hope he's alright, I am not sure where that portal went but he's back where he belongs.
Anyway I thought I could help you on tuesdays. I did a little research and found a solution... but I can't do it all by myself... we need a terraformer. And a wooden plank. I got the wooden plank part, but I don't have a terraformer? Does anyone know how to terraform?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat May 28, 2011 11:30 am

Are you coming onto me?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 28, 2011 11:32 am

KEEP IT DOWN I AM TRANSFORMING PLUTO FOR MY NEW SECRET HIDEOUT!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sat May 28, 2011 11:38 am

strike wolf wrote:Are you coming onto me?

? I don't get this question. rephrase please
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat May 28, 2011 11:41 am

I'm not hearing a no...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sat May 28, 2011 11:52 am

strike wolf wrote:"Nail"

What is it lord guru

"I saw a fish. That is all. You can go back outside now"

...

"Nail"

What is it Lord guru?

"I saw a bird...it was pretty...kick it's ass"


From "Message From A Spy" (mediocre novel, mid-70s, forgotten author)

A bird shit on your head
And you complained
Why?
Do you think you're somebody important?


That little poem is one of the few things in the novel that I still remember.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sat May 28, 2011 11:54 am

You know you're getting old when.....


You start thinking of the "speed limit" as a maximum instead of a minimum.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sat May 28, 2011 11:58 am

Dukasaur wrote:You know you're getting old when.....


You start thinking of the "speed limit" as a maximum instead of a minimum.


either you're getting old or you're riding a bike. My top speed is about 20mph flatland and most roads I go on have speed limits twice that.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 28, 2011 12:14 pm

strike wolf wrote:I'm not hearing a no...

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see love happen in the longest thread, thread-Occasionally NSFW priceless.

:lol: :lol: :lol: PRICELESS!!! JUST PRICELESS!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 28, 2011 12:15 pm

Dukasaur wrote:You know you're getting old when.....


You start thinking of the "speed limit" as a maximum instead of a minimum.

I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat May 28, 2011 12:16 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:You know you're getting old when.....


You start thinking of the "speed limit" as a maximum instead of a minimum.


either you're getting old or you're riding a bike. My top speed is about 20mph flatland and most roads I go on have speed limits twice that.

OK I REALLY HATE YOU!!!!!! i would run you off the road!!!

THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF ALL ACCIDENTS IS SLOW DRIVERS!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sat May 28, 2011 12:20 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:You know you're getting old when.....


You start thinking of the "speed limit" as a maximum instead of a minimum.

I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



Well, you pass the Youth test, obviously. Enjoy it while it lasts...:-)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun May 29, 2011 12:01 pm

targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I'm not hearing a no...

computer $895
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see love happen in the longest thread, thread-Occasionally NSFW priceless.

:lol: :lol: :lol: PRICELESS!!! JUST PRICELESS!!!


I... DON'T... GET... IT... !
would someone please explain? I'm just trying to help strike wolf on tuesdays but it seems he's gotten a bit sidetracked. And I still need a terraformer. Does anybody know someone who can terraform?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun May 29, 2011 6:32 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I'm not hearing a no...

computer $895
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see love happen in the longest thread, thread-Occasionally NSFW priceless.

:lol: :lol: :lol: PRICELESS!!! JUST PRICELESS!!!


I... DON'T... GET... IT... !
would someone please explain? I'm just trying to help strike wolf on tuesdays but it seems he's gotten a bit sidetracked. And I still need a terraformer. Does anybody know someone who can terraform?

ITS ok :mrgreen:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun May 29, 2011 6:33 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:You know you're getting old when.....


You start thinking of the "speed limit" as a maximum instead of a minimum.

I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



Well, you pass the Youth test, obviously. Enjoy it while it lasts...:-)

well thanks! 8-)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun May 29, 2011 6:34 pm

Oh i have a terraformer but you can not use it!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Sun May 29, 2011 10:06 pm

targetman377 wrote:Oh i have a terraformer but you can not use it!


Why not? Do you WANT strike wolf to turn into a cat every tuesday?
(and is it a machine or is it a person with terraforming ability?)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 30, 2011 1:02 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:Oh i have a terraformer but you can not use it!


Why not? Do you WANT strike wolf to turn into a cat every tuesday?
(and is it a machine or is it a person with terraforming ability?)

who do you think hired the witch doctor?

About 8 centuries ago me and lone got in a fight i hired a which doctor!!! he did too just not good all the way around!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby kabuki.mono on Mon May 30, 2011 6:53 am

I followed the instructions, yet it's been eight days and nothing - I'm not sure if I want to cry or sue :cry:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon May 30, 2011 10:43 am

So, as some of you know, I've been in the mob, been a pirate, have devastated buildings like King Kong, have been a Biplane Ace in Dubahya Dubahya One, and am well versed in all Medical practices.

I'll share more of my secrets. I've always been interested in the criminal underworld---as evidenced by many of my exploits. Many of my friends have been locked up. I've taken it on myself to bust 'em out, as they say. Here is a recent example of one of my International Man of Mystery exploits, trying to break my Giraffe friends out of Zoo-Jail. Turns out, I needed more balloons...they weigh so much. But just looked at the shocked bystanders in the background.

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**Munches on an International Man of Mystery-Banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon May 30, 2011 8:47 pm

kabuki.mono wrote:I followed the instructions, yet it's been eight days and nothing - I'm not sure if I want to cry or sue :cry:

You just gotta believe!!!
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