the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[johnnyrotten]

They need to play against some decent opposition once in a long while lmao...

[Evil Pope]

I'm afraid we'll never know..

[Phate]

but aldershot were fully booked?

[MrConfigT]

its never too early to start drinking

esp

after 5pm on a friday

[johnnyrotten]

Meh... if I could choose all the friendlies would be against the shots... then i could see you more

[Phate]

[johnnyrotten]

im guessing thats not a good sign...

[Phate]

meep

[johnnyrotten]

[Phate]

It's not a bad sign rofl

[johnnyrotten]

Now you're laughing at me... ah well that's all I'm good for. roflmfao at myself for being lame lol

Gn all... well to be honest for most of you I couldn't care less, but those who know I mean it know who they are

[Phate]

don't be so hard on yourself, you're not that bad

[Utafar]

forgive me for being such a noob but what does roflmfao mean?

[johnnyrotten]

Lol you're just saying that to make me feel better... but thanks anyway

[Utafar]

Lol you're just saying that to make me feel better... but thanks anyway

no but seriously though what does it mean

[johnnyrotten]

forgive me for being such a noob but what does roflmfao mean?

Rolling On the Floof Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

[johnnyrotten]

Lol you're just saying that to make me feel better... but thanks anyway

no but seriously though what does it mean

That was to Phate

[Phate]

well goodnight darlin ahm powerful tired

[Utafar]

oh ROTFLMAO

[johnnyrotten]

Aww my poor baby :P:P Gn *hug*

[rocksolid]

Rolling On the Floof [color=red]

Now, when you get right down to it, is there anything you'd rather roll on than the Floof? I think if there were a gym for the Care Bears, there wouldn't be treadmills and bowflex things, there'd just be long corridors of the Floof to roll on. For those of you not in the know, Floof is a cuddly material manufactured when the raw energy produced by lambs smiling at butterflies is mixed in a 2:1 ratio with baby gurgles.

[jay_a2j]

Wefare reform. For or against?










Grab the paddles and stand back! CLEAR!

[AndyDufresne]

Ah, this thread is falling down towards the bottom due to all the spam...so I must boost it back up.

And on a side note, 1000th post for me. And to make it special... **hm, searches for something** Ah, perhaps two of my favorite jokes...

A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf and about to tee off on the third hole which was lined by beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large picture window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces. They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what had happened.
When they peeked inside the home, they could find no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife said, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, and freed me from that little bottle. I am so grateful," he answered.
The wife said, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes, I am. In fact, I am so grateful, I will grant you two wishes, the third I will keep for myself," the genie replied.
The husband and wife agreed on 2 wishes...one was a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.
The genie nodded and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years and, after all, I have made you a scratch golfer and millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed and after the genie and wife finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"
She replied, "3 years."
The genie then asked, "How old are you?"
To which she responded, "31 years old."
The genie responded, "And you still believe in fairy tales?"

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster named Chuck. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”

Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’d be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. The farmer takes Chuck home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, “Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Chuck took off like a shot. - WHAM! - Chuck nails every hen in the hen house - - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later, the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again, - WHAM! - He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees Chuck out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught—worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Chuck dead as a doorknob—stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.”

Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “Shhhh, they’re getting closer.....”

Hehehe....

--Andy

[AK_iceman]

LMAO
Congrats andy on 1000 posts

[Utafar]

those two jokes could quite possibly be the funniest jokes I've ever heard but for some reason I didnt laugh whats with that?

almost forgot congrats on your 1000th post andy