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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:56 pm

my brother said i was transported to this time from along time ago cause i like soung's like

big rock candy mountain.
snoopy vs the red Barron.
sherry, four seasons
maybe i am
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Pirlo on Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:09 pm

targetman377 wrote:my brother said i was transported to this time from along time ago cause i like soung's like

big rock candy mountain.
snoopy vs the red Barron.
sherry, four seasons
maybe i am


does this mean you belong to the middle ages? :-k
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:37 pm

Pirlo wrote:
targetman377 wrote:my brother said i was transported to this time from along time ago cause i like soung's like

big rock candy mountain.
snoopy vs the red Barron.
sherry, four seasons
maybe i am


does this mean you belong to the middle ages? :-k

I was wondering that myself i mean I am only 22!!!!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:59 pm

No, you're 33.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:06 am

Two guys walk into a bar. You would've expected the second guy to see it in front of him.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:32 am

targetman377 wrote:I am going to say one word to you, Just one word Plastics.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:14 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:Oh sorry I thought i was on another account carry on :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^


WE'LL CARRYY ONNNN!

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Hmm...not a big fan of the band but that song's decent. Carry on.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:59 am

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, has not forgotten about this topic. He wants to let you know though you may not always see him, his presence is everywhere---especially in a textual medium like we all are currently communicating and living in.

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**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas to be made into cookies**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:05 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas to be made into cookies**


--Andy


apey(bananas);

as defined earlier in thread :P :P :P
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby rdsrds2120 on Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:29 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas to be made into cookies**


--Andy


apey(bananas);

as defined earlier in thread :P :P :P


She has bananas as an input? :o

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:31 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
shieldgenerator7 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas to be made into cookies**


--Andy


apey(bananas);

as defined earlier in thread :P :P :P


She has bananas as an input? :o

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let me redefine:

public void apey (int ingredients);

bananas are an ingredient. Silly :P
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:34 pm

Silly Sully checking in.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:36 pm

This just in the Divine Prophet Han Solo former follower of the Heathen Chewbacca has branched off and formed a new religion. To all those opposed:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:12 pm

strike wolf wrote:This just in the Divine Prophet Han Solo former follower of the Heathen Chewbacca has branched off and formed a new religion. To all those opposed:
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Sorry, but I'm a newly devout follower of the metal bikini religion.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:05 pm

His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, says if you are interested in women, His Order is filled with them.

show


His closest Disciples dress like this usually:

show


**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:18 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
strike wolf wrote:This just in the Divine Prophet Han Solo former follower of the Heathen Chewbacca has branched off and formed a new religion. To all those opposed:
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Sorry, but I'm a newly devout follower of the metal bikini religion.

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His divine holiness Han Solo approves of this metal bikini religion.

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In fact in his holy texts it reads: "he who hath not laid with a woman in a metal bikini hath not lived"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Victor Sullivan on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:32 am

NO, I WON'T LET YOU DIE! *does CPR via bumping*

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby SirSebstar on Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:44 am

Army of GOD wrote:Sorry, but I'm a newly devout follower of the metal bikini religion.

Shudders to see mental image of AoG in metal bikini..... :roll:

Still the girl made the original look bad.. sweet Lord, Intelligent Design has nothing on you, just make sure she becomes my next door neighbor... :ugeek:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:27 am

apey wrote:wait so i am getting married to a cookie o_O


I hope you don't break up.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:01 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
apey wrote:wait so i am getting married to a cookie o_O


I hope you don't break up.


Shouldn't this be in the jonesthecurl Stands Up topic? :D

**Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:02 am

I'm going to go bananas from reading this...:-)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:17 am

How's it going strike wolf? Did it happen again today?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:19 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I'm going to go bananas from reading this...:-)


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:00 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:59 pm

vodka?? me is drunk whats new??
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