the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

by **targetman377** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:targtetman, googling "famous quotes" won't make you seem smarter.

I'm pretty sure a nice sweater vest does that.

there from civ 5 silly

And i am already smart.

by **Victor Sullivan** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:04 pm

I like your quadruple 1's, targetman

-Sully

by **targetman377** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:17 pm

thank you i like them too!!!

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:22 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Everybody says, "I wish I knew then what I know now." But personally, I wish I knew now what I knew then. There are so many things that I've forgotten. I'm not sure I even know what I don't know any more.

Any man that can drive safely while while kissing a girl is not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
It's a bad idea to fornicate with your manager on a moving escalator. While there exists some chance of earning a raise in this manner, there is a much greater chance of suffering a fall.

We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting.

Well, if you're not good-looking enough to get work as an actor you end up waiting...

There cannot be more than five nested quotes in a post.

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:27 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:targtetman, googling "famous quotes" won't make you seem smarter.

I'm pretty sure a nice sweater vest does that.

there from civ 5 silly

And i am already smart.

Civ 5, huh? I did not know that.

You like Alpha Centauri quotes too?

Human behavior is economic behavior. The particulars may vary, but competition for limited resources remains a constant. Need as well as greed have followed us to the stars, and the rewards of wealth still await those wise enough to recognize this deep thrumming of our common pulse.

-- CEO Nwabudike Morgan,
"The Centauri Monopoly"

by **pancakemix** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:38 pm

"The act of paying is perhaps the most uncomfortable infliction that the two orchard thieves entailed upon us. But BEING PAID,--what will compare with it?"

-Herman Melville, Moby Dick

by **targetman377** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:04 pm

i am going to get drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!! woootttt woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will be on later tonight to share my joy with you all!!!!!!!

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:35 pm

targetman377 wrote:i am going to get drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!! woootttt woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will be on later tonight to share my joy with you all!!!!!!!

Make sure you bring a towel and wipe it up!

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:24 pm

Dukasaur wrote:wipe it up!

Did target forget how to go to the bathroom again?

by **targetman377** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:36 pm

intresting i am drunk that is good to know!

by **targetman377** on Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:38 pm

but thanks to you guys now i now how to use the bathroom again how did you know i forgot?

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:07 am

Targetman, about what percentage of posts in this topic by you were posted while you were drunk?

**Leaves behind a beer-banana**

--Andy

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:08 am

AndyDufresne wrote:Targetman, about what percentage of posts in this topic by you were posted while you were drunk?

**Leaves behind a beer-banana**

--Andy

200%

by **targetman377** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:04 pm

Not as many as one would think. I usually get drunk on Monday nights so most of those days. It's my designated drinking day. Don't you have one? Andy

AOG. NO

by **targetman377** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:07 pm

It down-pouring and i work tonight 5 to 10. At least the weather is bad while i work.

by **rdsrds2120** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:38 pm

targetman377 wrote:It down-pouring and i work tonight 5 to 10. At least the weather is bad while i work.

It's warm and sunny right now! Checking CC before going for a swim

!

-rd

by **targetman377** on Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:27 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:It down-pouring and i work tonight 5 to 10. At least the weather is bad while i work.

It's warm and sunny right now! Checking CC before going for a swim !

-rd

I HATE YOU

by **Quirk** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:36 am

BPotW

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:22 am

Quirk wrote:BPotW

I endorse this, as long as this is a farm owned by these two gentlemen, and it is not forced labor.

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

by **shieldgenerator7** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:32 am

*portals in from an exhausting trip up Mafia Mountain*
Hey, guys! I've been doing some hiking recently and have not visited this forum all that much. What's happened since I left?

Targetman, you getting drunk on mondays explains strike wolf's tuesdays transformations :lol:

by **targetman377** on Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:01 am

shieldgenerator7 wrote:*portals in from an exhausting trip up Mafia Mountain*
Hey, guys! I've been doing some hiking recently and have not visited this forum all that much. What's happened since I left?

Targetman, you getting drunk on mondays explains strike wolf's tuesdays transformations