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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:35 pm

So I probably should be out enjoying myself tonight instead I find myself hiding in my dorm room avoiding people.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:13 pm

strike wolf wrote:So I probably should be out enjoying myself tonight instead I find myself hiding in my dorm room avoiding people.

I hope curled up in a ball, singing the old 'Monk' theme song. **Munches on a banana**


It's a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing
People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now, but I don't think so
It's a jungle out there





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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:17 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So I probably should be out enjoying myself tonight instead I find myself hiding in my dorm room avoiding people.

I hope curled up in a ball, singing the old 'Monk' theme song. **Munches on a banana**


It's a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing
People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now, but I don't think so
It's a jungle out there





--Andy


It's fine now. Just had a really frustrating weekend.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby pancakemix on Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:46 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So I probably should be out enjoying myself tonight instead I find myself hiding in my dorm room avoiding people.

I hope curled up in a ball, singing the old 'Monk' theme song. **Munches on a banana**


It's a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion everywhere
No one seems to care
Well I do
Hey, who's in charge here?
It's a jungle out there
Poison in the very air we breathe
Do you know what's in the water that you drink?
Well I do, and it's amazing
People think I'm crazy, 'cause I worry all the time
If you paid attention, you'd be worried too
You better pay attention
Or this world we love so much might just kill you
I could be wrong now, but I don't think so
It's a jungle out there





--Andy


This site needs a like button for posts like this.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:21 pm

pancakemix wrote:This site needs a like button for posts like this.

If it did have a like button, I'd probably like your post for liking mine.

When I first wrote that sentence, I accidentally used 'licking' instead. Should've kept it.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby dcowboys055 on Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:42 pm

Man this thread is huge!

PS happy valentines day
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:16 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirks Wife on Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:42 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:35 pm

So, back in high school I claimed that if I ever saw the Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile I'd steal it. I saw it about half an hour ago, and needless to say I didn't have the guts the follow through. =(

I'm such a coward. I did get a picture of it, though.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:53 pm

We all say things we don't mean.

THe other day I saw The Dillema with Vince Vaughan and Kevin James. It was awesome.

I'll let you decide if I'm saying what I mean.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:56 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:So, back in high school I claimed that if I ever saw the Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile I'd steal it. I saw it about half an hour ago, and needless to say I didn't have the guts the follow through. =(

I'm such a coward. I did get a picture of it, though.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:33 pm

I think Siri should have a "go out and enjoy the real world app". It should activate automatically when you're in an area where you ask a question that you could fiugre out by opening your door and looking. Like when you're at the Grand Canyon and you ask Siri "what Does Orion look like?" It should reply "Why don't you look up into the night sky and see."
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:28 am

strike wolf wrote:I think Siri should have a "go out and enjoy the real world app". It should activate automatically when you're in an area where you ask a question that you could fiugre out by opening your door and looking. Like when you're at the Grand Canyon and you ask Siri "what Does Orion look like?" It should reply "Why don't you look up into the night sky and see."

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:32 am

Hm, Monday. **Leaves behind a banana bunch hanging from a tree like the 'Monday Cat'**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:17 am

Hmm, Tuesday.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:04 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Hmm, Tuesday.

Hm, still Tuesday.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:01 pm

Good news Everyone! I have a date Tuesday at 8...wait...oh shit...well umm...I still have my health.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:04 am

strike wolf wrote:Good news Everyone! I have a date Tuesday at 8...wait...oh shit...well umm...I still have my health.


Don't know if you intended it, but I totally read this in the Professor's voice.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:09 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Good news Everyone! I have a date Tuesday at 8...wait...oh shit...well umm...I still have my health.


Don't know if you intended it, but I totally read this in the Professor's voice.

-TG


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:23 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:27 pm

Good news everyone. It is supposed to be read in the professors voice.

When you cheat on your wife
with a big English bride
That's a more.

When you burn down your house
just to kill a little mouse
that's a more

WHen you steal from the church
and get money made from a birch
that's a more

When you murder your family
and leave them in the sea
that's a more

When you take 5 CDs
without paying a C
that's a more

When you download 5 albums
of the internet for free
that's not a more
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby autoload on Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:45 pm

I am NOT gonna read the backlog.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:02 pm

autoload wrote:I am NOT gonna read the backlog.



What about the frontlog?

Also. WTF? Autoload is back? :shock: =D> =D>

Note. I capitalized your name because it was at the beginning of a sentence not because I felt it should be.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:05 pm

autoload wrote:I am NOT gonna read the backlog.


It's almost been two years. How's it going, man?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:06 pm

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