the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

by **AndyDufresne** on Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:15 pm

Also.

Nice side panel ad on CC:

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas for a partytunity**

--Andy

by **targetman377** on Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:20 pm

no no cats are the worst. Now dogs there loyal!

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Nov 04, 2013 10:15 am

**Munches on a banana** I like this whole brighter mornings and darker nights thing.

--Andy

by **strike wolf** on Mon Nov 04, 2013 12:46 pm

targetman377 wrote:no no cats are the worst. Now dogs there loyal!

It's true. I have found proof.

"This turtle iz mine. Nao no one will stop me from creating the purrfect world."

"Strike wolf. You are under arrest under order of the bad pun police*

"NOOO! I was just copying other cat posters!"

"Which is why you are also under arrest for copyright infringement."

by **targetman377** on Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:32 pm

Just when our hero that he was going to live out eternity in the dog house.

an anonymous man on the website said f*ck copyright laws!

and all was well.

by **Gillipig** on Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:18 pm

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:no no cats are the worst. Now dogs there loyal!

It's true. I have found proof.

"This turtle iz mine. Nao no one will stop me from creating the purrfect world."

"Strike wolf. You are under arrest under order of the bad pun police*

"NOOO! I was just copying other cat posters!"

"Which is why you are also under arrest for copyright infringement."

This is why I'm a cat.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Tue Nov 05, 2013 1:44 am

Gillipig wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:no no cats are the worst. Now dogs there loyal!

It's true. I have found proof.

"This turtle iz mine. Nao no one will stop me from creating the purrfect world."

"Strike wolf. You are under arrest under order of the bad pun police*

"NOOO! I was just copying other cat posters!"

"Which is why you are also under arrest for copyright infringement."

This is why I'm a cat.

by **Gillipig** on Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:10 am

Okay I now have a rivalry with Al Capone! f*ck you Al Capone, you know what? You died of a stroke at the age of 48. Even rats live longer than that. Bitch.

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:49 pm

Here is a new position the Longest Thread, Thread denizens should elect someone to:

Deputy Minister of Supreme Happiness

NPR Story wrote:Perhaps Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro is taking a hint from big U.S. retailers: For the sake of happiness, Maduro said, he declared an early beginning to the Christmas season.

"Today, on this first day of November, we decided to declare the arrival of Christmas, because we want happiness for all people," Maduro said.

Maduro made the decree on Friday, which means we're a bit late to this story, but it was too good to pass up.

Fox News Latino reports:

"During a visit to the so-called Socialist Christmas Fair 2013, organized by the government in a central area of Caracas, Maduro exchanged a few words with actors posing as the Three Kings, sang traditional Venezuelan Christmas songs and witnessed the sale of typical holiday food and items.

"The surprising announcement came a week after the creation of the new cabinet post of Deputy Minister of Supreme Happiness, which was greeted with jeers. Now critics say that with his generous Christmas measure, President Maduro is trying to ease off growing discontent over the country's economic crisis, food shortages and the spike of crime in Caracas."

Nominations will be held until whoever wants to run this decides they have enough. My work here is done.

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

by **targetman377** on Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:39 pm

Remember remember the 5th of November.

by **muy_thaiguy** on Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:59 pm

"Do you remember the kind of September when life was slow, and oh, so mellow?"

by **Quirk** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:30 am

BPotW

by **strike wolf** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:28 am

I've decided that since everything else has awards now. This thread shall have them too. They will be called the Wolfies and anyone who wins them will have to be addressed as his incredibly handsome benevolent overlord for the rest of the year. Also I am the only person who is allowed to be nominated.

by **DoomYoshi** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:11 am

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:i have noticed one thing about the seals the best ones are always comebacks to what i say so i am spit balling here "only" i the best set up guy around these parts.

You are among them and forthat you get the Lone Wolf Comeback Achievement award (the first one ever I might add).

I am thinking there are a lot of awards to keep track of nowadays...

This thread already has awards.

I nominate strike wolf.

by **legendkiller717** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:32 pm

its been yeas since I last appeared in this thread... and after careful examination, I now realize there is absolute truth to the saying "nothing ever changes".

by **Anarkistsdream** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:50 pm

legendkiller717 wrote:its been yeas since I last appeared in this thread... and after careful examination, I now realize there is absolute truth to the saying "nothing ever changes".

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:35 pm

legendkiller717 wrote:its been yeas since I last appeared in this thread... and after careful examination, I now realize there is absolute truth to the saying "nothing ever changes".

You've changed, maaaahn. You've changed.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**

--Andy

by **muy_thaiguy** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:31 pm

strike wolf wrote:I've decided that since everything else has awards now. This thread shall have them too. They will be called the Wolfies and anyone who wins them will have to be addressed as his incredibly handsome benevolent overlord for the rest of the year. Also I am the only person who is allowed to be nominated.

I do not nominate strike!

All in favor, say "aye", all opposed, shut up and sit down, you don't count.

by **Gillipig** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:42 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I've decided that since everything else has awards now. This thread shall have them too. They will be called the Wolfies and anyone who wins them will have to be addressed as his incredibly handsome benevolent overlord for the rest of the year. Also I am the only person who is allowed to be nominated.

I do not nominate strike!

All in favor, say "aye", all opposed, shut up and sit down, you don't count.

Just suck his cock already.

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:58 pm

Gillipig wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I've decided that since everything else has awards now. This thread shall have them too. They will be called the Wolfies and anyone who wins them will have to be addressed as his incredibly handsome benevolent overlord for the rest of the year. Also I am the only person who is allowed to be nominated.

I do not nominate strike!

All in favor, say "aye", all opposed, shut up and sit down, you don't count.

Just suck his cock already.

I anagramed this phrase. Here is the output.

I'd put them all in this post, but there are 68000 results, and I don't think I have enough space.

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

by **targetman377** on Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:33 pm

oh boy and the race picks up! So as the political adviser of the thread who do you think will win? Well thats simple target looks like lone wolf is walking the path alone for now but its still early and anything could happen.