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Postby ignotus on Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:59 pm

It's easy to take some big team with a lot of cash.
I started with Segesta in Croatian Second Division. Guess what? It's an amateur team. Currently I'm struggling for the first place with bigger, better semi-pro teams (4 points behind)... But one day I will conquer Europe.
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:06 pm

i started with kettering town, my moms home town, then after getting them up from the conference north in england to thw championship(our second division) i went to almeria in la liga, and took them to the uefa cup spots.
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Postby suggs on Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:09 pm

My god Sam, you are a remarkably good looking young chap.
I may have to beat o...
Perhaps now isnt the time.
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Postby billy07 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:04 am

Quinton wrote:hmmmm...I think sam could be correct here.
hmmm... gays know nowt about sport. now why don't you and sam-queer run along and play with your barbies.
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Postby billy07 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:42 am

sam_levi_11 wrote:benjani has scored about 15 goals u total nob lol.
and how many times have you seen him play?

Ask yourself why would redknapp sell him if he was so good?

Now run along and shave your legs or whatever gays do and stop repeating whatyou over-heard the hetro boys saying in the hairdressing college. oh and take your canadian fuckwit quinton with you.
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Postby DaGip on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:42 pm

Sorry, guys...America just doesn't get hardly any Real Football coverage, we have to put up with this pseudo-steroid-ridden style Football. Today is the SuperBowl...so I will watch it and drink beer and cuss and swear and throw my Doritos around and around the room!

But in the meantime, I thought I would post this pic:

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LOOK! :shock: IT'S A SUPERBOWL! :lol:
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Postby Phobia on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:53 pm

firth4eva wrote:
Ryan32 wrote:soccer is a pussy sport play real american football


Here is not the place to discuss that. I think I speak for everyone here; "f*ck off"

On a side note, anyone have football manager?


I do, but only for the PSP, so it is a lot more limited than the PC Version. In my first game, got Sheffield Wednesday promoted in the first season and in the second they survived relegation from the Premiership.
In my second game, I got Accrington Stanley promoted to League 1, and in the second season, just survived the drop through goal difference :D
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Postby DaGip on Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:35 pm

Real American Football:

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Postby volfan on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:00 pm

I saw real football, so I thought it would be real football. Soccer is for losers.
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GO VOLS!!!
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Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:33 pm

volfan wrote:I saw real football, so I thought it would be real football. Soccer is for losers.



...and thats why your a dickhead, now do one. as the title says Football(real), not rip-off rugby.


"shit how can you go forward if you can only throw the ball backwards.".."i know, we'll forget these rules, where a load of pads and throw the ball forwards and stop every few seconds. then we will turn a 60 minute game and make it last for 3 1/2 hours."
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Postby DAZMCFC on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:41 pm

billy07 wrote:
Quinton wrote:hmmmm...I think sam could be correct here.
hmmm... gays know nowt about sport. now why don't you and sam-queer run along and play with your barbies.



would you say that to Lennox Lewis, Justin Fashanau or even Martina Natralova(spelling). no you would not and all them are/were gay.

see billy those people who are homophobic like you, are so scared that you might be slightly gay that you have to attack whenever you can. i would not mind but i have never heard sam say he was gay, it is just the type of music he likes and that is why he dresses in black.
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Postby billy07 on Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:19 pm

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billy07 wrote:
Quinton wrote:hmmmm...I think sam could be correct here.
hmmm... gays know nowt about sport. now why don't you and sam-queer run along and play with your barbies.



would you say that to Lennox Lewis, Justin Fashanau or even Martina Natralova(spelling). no you would not and all them are/were gay.

see billy those people who are homophobic like you, are so scared that you might be slightly gay that you have to attack whenever you can. i would not mind but i have never heard sam say he was gay, it is just the type of music he likes and that is why he dresses in black.
well he is gay. ask him.

Thats not the point, he comes out calling me a total knob. When he has no idea what he's talking about. That was just a dig at me for upsetting him in chat when i first joined.

also, i think lennox lewis has a bird. fashanau is dead and i have no problem with navaratilova. so no i wouldn't say that to any of them.

By the way, you will see what i mean if benjani does ever join man city.
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Postby firth4eva on Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:27 pm

billy07 wrote:
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billy07 wrote:
Quinton wrote:hmmmm...I think sam could be correct here.
hmmm... gays know nowt about sport. now why don't you and sam-queer run along and play with your barbies.



would you say that to Lennox Lewis, Justin Fashanau or even Martina Natralova(spelling). no you would not and all them are/were gay.

see billy those people who are homophobic like you, are so scared that you might be slightly gay that you have to attack whenever you can. i would not mind but i have never heard sam say he was gay, it is just the type of music he likes and that is why he dresses in black.
well he is gay. ask him.

Thats not the point, he comes out calling me a total knob. When he has no idea what he's talking about. That was just a dig at me for upsetting him in chat when i first joined.

also, i think lennox lewis has a bird. fashanau is dead and i have no problem with navaratilova. so no i wouldn't say that to any of them.

By the way, you will see what i mean if benjani does ever join man city.


He's not gay so f*ck off asshole
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:32 pm

billy07 wrote:Thats not the point, he comes out calling me a total knob. When he has no idea what he's talking about. That was just a dig at me for upsetting him in chat when i first joined.


Billy, that's because you are a total knob.

We don't need this shit in this thread, this is a thread about football not gays, so jog on.
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Postby wicked on Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:42 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:this is a thread about football not gays, so jog on.


Exactly. Back on topic EVERYONE.
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Postby rhoges6 on Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:58 pm

To get back on topic:
I said Shrewsbury needed maximum points last weekend at home against Lincoln so of course the Shrews went out and lost 2-1. Now they're ten points out of the last playoff position. I just can't understand how they are so inconsistent and resistant to progress from week to week. It doesn't look good for their playoff chances this season.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:01 pm

wicked wrote:
Nickbaldwin wrote:this is a thread about football not gays, so jog on.


Exactly. Back on topic EVERYONE.


EVERYONE. it was billy the village that was calling Sam gay. have a word.


anyway, 3.87 million for Benjani, that is a hell of a lot less than the 9-10 million they wanted.

oh and billy, how many goals has Kenwynne Jones scored this year.
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Postby diddle on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:16 pm

I hope to God Capello saves us a hell of a lot of embarrassment. [-o<
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Postby firth4eva on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:33 pm

Everyone will forget it if we win but if we lose he will shoulder full blame for every little thing.
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Postby diddle on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:34 pm

I'm just hoping for a good performance more than anything else.
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Postby suggs on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:21 pm

We'll slaughter Switzerland. Because we are quite good.
But not very good.
Why wasnt i picked as the new England manager :lol:
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:24 pm

2-1 so far...

also billy what does it matter about if straight or not. and for the record im bi...thanks anyway daz and firth
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Postby suggs on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:27 pm

:oops: i'm a pillock :oops: thought it was tomorrow.
Sam, dont panic, I'm straight (well, mostly), but you are AN INCREDIBLY good looking bloke.
Rock on.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:31 pm

suggs wrote::oops: i'm a pillock :oops: thought it was tomorrow.
Sam, dont panic, I'm straight (well, mostly), but you are AN INCREDIBLY good looking bloke.
Rock on.


lol its on bbc1 now

also lol thank you alot.... :oops:

i might go egotistical and quote that
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Postby edwinissweet on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:53 pm

predictions on mexico vs U.S.A ??

i think mexico will win 3-0
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