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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:24 am

I'm opening up a B & B & L -- a Bed and Breakfast and Launch. Launch, not Lunch.

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A comedian went and got drunk with friends, and fell asleep in this cabin.

In a radio interview, Kasuga said he was at the base of Mt. Fuji for work early the next morning. The night before was cold, and to stay warm, he got drunk with the crew and crashed in the cabin.

Then, he said he woken up by the fireworks going off under the bed. He thought about getting up, but the bed was rocked 50 meters into the cold air. According to Kasuga, he was strapped into the bed while he was sleeping, so he couldn't move.


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:46 pm

holy shit i bet he need to change his pants after awaking.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:22 am

targetman377 wrote:holy shit i bet he need to change his pants after awaking.

Probably the sheets too.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:15 am

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Feb 05, 2014 6:35 pm

"i Don't give to banana f*ck's you say about Darth Vader i am still going to kill him."
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:50 pm

Here are some pictorial representations of this forum thread.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:53 pm

That's a badass frog.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:52 am

**Puts out a bowl of bananas**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:47 pm

i am no longer single!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:15 pm

targetman377 wrote:i am no longer single!

There's two of you?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:08 pm

lol how did you know... i was planning on publishing my paper into the scientific community about i did Mitosis to form and exact replica of my self. crazy right.... but longest thread heard it first.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:09 pm

lol how did you know... i was planning on publishing my paper into the scientific community about i did Mitosis to form and exact replica of my self. crazy right.... but longest thread heard it first.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:18 pm

You guys should decide which one of you is going to post in the thread.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:45 pm

Quirk wrote:You guys should decide which one of you is going to post in the thread.

Based on his double post, I imagine from now on both of them. Goodness help us all.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:17 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:
Quirk wrote:You guys should decide which one of you is going to post in the thread.

Based on his double post, I imagine from now on both of them. Goodness help us all.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:12 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Quirk wrote:You guys should decide which one of you is going to post in the thread.

Based on his double post, I imagine from now on both of them. Goodness help us all.

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Mitosis in action.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:28 am

Dukasaur wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Quirk wrote:You guys should decide which one of you is going to post in the thread.

Based on his double post, I imagine from now on both of them. Goodness help us all.

**Munches on a banana**


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Mitosis in action.

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Don't step on mitosis!


You should probably get that checked out.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:33 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:33 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
Quirk wrote:You guys should decide which one of you is going to post in the thread.

Based on his double post, I imagine from now on both of them. Goodness help us all.

**Munches on a banana**


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Mitosis in action.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:59 pm

Here is a pictorial (via animated gif) representation of this thread. There is also an accompanying video representation of this thread as well.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:33 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:39 pm

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:54 pm

Quirk wrote:BPotW

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Quirk, I hope when you are an old old man, looking back at your life, you will remember the BPotW, and think fondly it.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:27 pm

Ideally, I'll still be posting it :)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:34 pm

wait quirk is not an old man.......
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