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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun May 31, 2015 6:11 pm

targetman377 wrote:dam that sucks. feel better muy.

only one week till i will be in YELLOWSTONE!!!!

Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby riskllama on Sun May 31, 2015 6:45 pm

don't eat the yellow stones, targetman... :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun May 31, 2015 6:55 pm

why?? i hear they taste lovley
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun May 31, 2015 7:13 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun May 31, 2015 8:34 pm

Quirk wrote:Image


that woman is going to be 90 yrs old and we will still be posting the image probably
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun May 31, 2015 9:30 pm

*hopefully
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Sun May 31, 2015 10:50 pm

How many years has she been here now? I just noticed she is in one of those massage chairs.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:23 pm

getting a massage!!! vrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:16 pm

targetman377 wrote:getting a massage!!! vrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Is this you responding in the middle of the massage?



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Postby targetman377 on Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:51 pm

maybe... you will never know...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:21 pm

I think women getting a "banana" massage may have been the inspiration for this emoticon.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:14 am

So I came to the Uk to perform in Richard III, but had to drop out due to the sudden illness of my father-in-law, in Southend. Sadly, he died last night, peacefully and without waking up from the coma he's fallen into the previous Friday. My wife and daughter, and the mother-in-law were present as he went, though was at the in-laws house preparing dinner.

Our travel plans, which involved much moving about separately and/or together, have now been shelved, and I'm returning to Cali with the curlette, so she can take her final exams at school. Hopefully Mrs thecurl and I can still go to Spain as planned at the end of the month to celebrate our anniversary.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:33 am

Sorry to read Jones. I lost my mom in January and it was comforting to have been present with my kids when she went, but losing a parent is never fun.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:25 am

Many condolences, Jonesy.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:12 pm

I am sorry to hear jonesy. I wish the best for you and your family in this hard time.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:37 pm

My condolences Jonsey. I wish you and yours well.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:26 pm

Thanks guys.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:15 am

I hate bad dates.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:41 am

Woooh. Monday. **Munches on a banana**


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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:02 pm

strike wolf wrote:I hate bad dates.

AndyDufresne wrote:Woooh. Monday. **Munches on a banana**


Does "Monday" qualify as a "bad date"?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:20 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I hate bad dates.

AndyDufresne wrote:Woooh. Monday. **Munches on a banana**


Does "Monday" qualify as a "bad date"?

Always.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:04 am

Mm, I think I've got some time to play a video game this evening for an hour...nice.

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:08 am

jonesthecurl wrote:So I came to the Uk to perform in Richard III, but had to drop out due to the sudden illness of my father-in-law, in Southend. Sadly, he died last night, peacefully and without waking up from the coma he's fallen into the previous Friday. My wife and daughter, and the mother-in-law were present as he went, though was at the in-laws house preparing dinner.

Our travel plans, which involved much moving about separately and/or together, have now been shelved, and I'm returning to Cali with the curlette, so she can take her final exams at school. Hopefully Mrs thecurl and I can still go to Spain as planned at the end of the month to celebrate our anniversary.


So I was on my way to the airport with the Curlette when we heard that My mother had had a heart attack - She came back to Cali to do her exams, Mrs thecurl returned to Southend to help and support her Mum, and I went onto Swansea to see how my Mum was. They operated, she recovered fine. But her short-term memory which was getting pretty spotty now seems to be totally non-existent.
I'm now back in Cali, and preparing for another trip to NJ tomorrow so the Curlette can go be a councellor at summer camp...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:23 am

BPotW

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:19 pm

Quirk wrote:BPotW

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Looks like it farted out the parachute.
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