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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:33 am

targetman377 wrote:
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Out of the cast (after seven weeks) and into a walking boot.
Also, Rocky Mountain Oysters for target for his birthday.

hmmmm rocky mountian oysters... I always wondered if they where good would i try them hmmm thats tough i have had KAngroo before... Don't have it its gammy and greasy not good. On the other hand CAMEL is deliouciouse!!! its like beef jerky and hamburger rolled into one amazing good meat.. but oysters i would have a tough time on thouse... i mean people do it them.

But these aren't just any oysters, they're Rocky Mountain Oysters! Too bad I can't find that original picture of them before they're "shelled". Not sure if I can post it, as they're not exactly aesthetically pleasing.

Okay, never mind disgusting pictures, just let us in on the joke. Is this like a euphimism for puma testicles or something?

Do you not know what rocky Mountain oysters really are?

No, that's why I asked.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby boberz on Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:56 am

I joined in 2006 and vaguely remember this thread having not been on the site for 7 years or so. I find it slightly amusing that this is still here. Doing my bit for the (long since won) cause.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:14 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:20 am

Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Out of the cast (after seven weeks) and into a walking boot.
Also, Rocky Mountain Oysters for target for his birthday.

hmmmm rocky mountian oysters... I always wondered if they where good would i try them hmmm thats tough i have had KAngroo before... Don't have it its gammy and greasy not good. On the other hand CAMEL is deliouciouse!!! its like beef jerky and hamburger rolled into one amazing good meat.. but oysters i would have a tough time on thouse... i mean people do it them.

But these aren't just any oysters, they're Rocky Mountain Oysters! Too bad I can't find that original picture of them before they're "shelled". Not sure if I can post it, as they're not exactly aesthetically pleasing.

Okay, never mind disgusting pictures, just let us in on the joke. Is this like a euphimism for puma testicles or something?

Do you not know what rocky Mountain oysters really are?

No, that's why I asked.

they are bulls Testicle
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:21 am

boberz wrote:I joined in 2006 and vaguely remember this thread having not been on the site for 7 years or so. I find it slightly amusing that this is still here. Doing my bit for the (long since won) cause.

Well we try!!! we even have a newsletter that gets posted about 1 every 10 pages!!! We have grown alot since way back
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:26 am

Typically they cook up the ones from much younger animals. They probably are not the same once they have developed and start producing sperm.

She is hot. The original photo was someone in a sombrero.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:19 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Okay, never mind disgusting pictures, just let us in on the joke. Is this like a euphimism for puma testicles or something?

Do you not know what rocky Mountain oysters really are?

No, that's why I asked.

they are bulls Testicle

Okay, so my guess was not too far off. I figured puma's testicles. (mountain lion)

Think of bovines as being more of a lowland beast.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:58 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Okay, never mind disgusting pictures, just let us in on the joke. Is this like a euphimism for puma testicles or something?

Do you not know what rocky Mountain oysters really are?

No, that's why I asked.

they are bulls Testicle

Okay, so my guess was not too far off. I figured puma's testicles. (mountain lion)

Think of bovines as being more of a lowland beast.



I mean i don't think i could eat them Boiled but probably could do fried its hard to say Can't really get them around here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:02 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:Okay, never mind disgusting pictures, just let us in on the joke. Is this like a euphimism for puma testicles or something?

Do you not know what rocky Mountain oysters really are?

No, that's why I asked.

they are bulls Testicle

Okay, so my guess was not too far off. I figured puma's testicles. (mountain lion)

Think of bovines as being more of a lowland beast.



I mean i don't think i could eat them Boiled but probably could do fried its hard to say Can't really get them around here.

I've had broiled pig testicles. Not great but not bad. Bull testicles are probably not that much different.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:28 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:No, that's why I asked.

they are bulls Testicle

Okay, so my guess was not too far off. I figured puma's testicles. (mountain lion)

Think of bovines as being more of a lowland beast.



I mean i don't think i could eat them Boiled but probably could do fried its hard to say Can't really get them around here.

I've had broiled pig testicles. Not great but not bad. Bull testicles are probably not that much different.

I feel like they would tast like liver... But i have never had liver. :lol:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jan 31, 2016 2:42 pm

Duk took it a lot better than most, I admit. Though I think the original picture ended up earning the guy posting it a warning. Not as, "aesthetic" as the one posted.

Haven't been on here much lately. Oddly enough, got addicted to crossover fanfiction. Some rather interesting ones at that. Like combining Halo and Mass Effect (needless to say, Halo 5 events left a nasty taste in many people's mouths, mine included). Also, some very interesting ones between Elder Scrolls Skyrim and Game of Thrones.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jan 31, 2016 4:37 pm

Much warmer back here in Cali. Had an audition yesterday which I thought had gone very well, but I didn't get the part after all. Oh well...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:42 pm

I'm sorry. I'll have Target go get the ice cream and chick flicks. Will that cheer you up?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:11 pm

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Got your back muy :P


(In all serious Jonesy Sorry about that. Better luck next time)
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:33 pm

Got another big one next week.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:48 am

Oh, this is on stage, there are several plays in a season - I could get none, one, several parts.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:32 pm

Will you be playing Sandy in Grease? Or perhaps Maria Von Trapp in The Sound of Music?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:22 pm

I'm hoping to get the lead in an all-black live version of "Annie".
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:36 pm

targetman377 wrote:Image

Got your back muy :P


(In all serious Jonesy Sorry about that. Better luck next time)


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Mmmmm, have some revolutionary ice cream!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:34 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I'm hoping to get the lead in an all-black live version of "Annie".

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This gets my official seal of approval :mrgreen:
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:18 pm

targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I'm hoping to get the lead in an all-black live version of "Annie".

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This gets my official seal of approval :mrgreen:


I'm perfect for the part, except I can't sing or dance, I'm not female black or under five foot. And I did once appear in an all-female version of "As You Like It".
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby targetman377 on Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:17 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
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jonesthecurl wrote:I'm hoping to get the lead in an all-black live version of "Annie".

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This gets my official seal of approval :mrgreen:


I'm perfect for the part, except I can't sing or dance, I'm not female black or under five foot. And I did once appear in an all-female version of "As You Like It".

Omg. That is funny
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Feb 02, 2016 2:16 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I'm hoping to get the lead in an all-black live version of "Annie".

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This gets my official seal of approval :mrgreen:


I'm perfect for the part, except I can't sing or dance, I'm not female black or under five foot. And I did once appear in an all-female version of "As You Like It".

Perfect! You're hired as Son Goku! The angsty teen boy that deals with high school life, in a movie with a stupid plot, has nothing to do with source materiel, and is a cash grab based on the name alone!
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu Feb 04, 2016 1:44 am

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