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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed Apr 26, 2017 8:19 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:56 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed May 03, 2017 11:05 am

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Postby 2dimes on Wed May 03, 2017 1:25 pm

I think that one might be banana post of the month. Who is he?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu May 04, 2017 9:35 am

Oh wow. You guys are still here.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu May 04, 2017 10:55 am

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Thu May 04, 2017 4:59 pm

strike wolf wrote:Oh wow. You guys are still here.


What kind of attitude is that to take about The Thread? Did you get more holy water while you were away?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu May 04, 2017 7:24 pm

Holy water? Oh that was just sewer water. EPA said I had to stop that.
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Postby Quirk on Thu May 04, 2017 8:58 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:I do not want to be around when strike wolf reads what was just posted above.


Don't worry, I've already spiked their drinks with holy water to flush out those nasty demons.
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Well.

Postby 2dimes on Thu May 04, 2017 9:28 pm

Nothing flushes out demons like dysentery.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu May 04, 2017 9:45 pm

"Hold onto your bowels"
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby riskllama on Thu May 04, 2017 10:00 pm

strike wolf wrote:Holy water? Oh that was just sewer water. EPA said I had to stop that.

what EPA? Trump basically gutted it, did he not?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri May 05, 2017 12:28 am

I've barely been keeping up with my pic posting duties lately.

Here's an old one
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And the Ben Franklin pic
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri May 05, 2017 7:30 am

http://www.ajc.com/news/local/atlanta-m ... IwKWmcTfM/

Frankly I would just be happy with them fixing the infrastructure so we don't have a water main break every 2-3 days and transportation issues.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun May 07, 2017 11:58 pm

I am kind of here. Maybe.
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Mon May 08, 2017 9:29 am

How are you? How many knee surgeries are you up to now?
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Mon May 08, 2017 3:32 pm

If you don't have a Quaker hat you need one.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon May 08, 2017 5:20 pm

You guys would do me a favour if you read my travel blog and even better subscribed to it...
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Wed May 10, 2017 6:47 pm

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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu May 11, 2017 1:15 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:You guys would do me a favour if you read my travel blog and even better subscribed to it...
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It doesn't cost anything to subscribe btw - its just the mailing list.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Thu May 11, 2017 5:40 pm

My parent's dog is eaten up with burrs. I agreed to weed the plant responsible for $50 and now I'm wishing I held out for more money. Their lot isn't huge (about 3/4ths of an acre) but the weed is literally all over the majority of it and intermixed with poison ivy and spider webs. There are also snakes of course but I've only seen garder, black racers and a huge (probably between 5-6 ft long) king snake plus a couple of smaller king snakes which hopefully means that they've eaten most of the actual dangerous snakes (I have sympathy for copperheads as they have their place in the ecosystem but I don't want to run into any). Years ago, they had an even bigger king snake living in the yard...I wonder if that one is still alive somewhere nearby.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby strike wolf on Fri May 12, 2017 7:55 am

Hey quirk, looks like one of your neighbors was arrested for trying to assault his family with a pork chop.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby Quirk on Fri May 12, 2017 8:17 pm

strike wolf wrote:Hey quirk, looks like one of your neighbors was arrested for trying to assault his family with a pork chop.


Head-butted his own mother after throwing a pork chop at her.

http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2017 ... lving-pork
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby 2dimes on Fri May 12, 2017 10:36 pm

Quirk wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Hey quirk, looks like one of your neighbors was arrested for trying to assault his family with a pork chop.


Head-butted his own mother after throwing a pork chop at her.

http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2017 ... lving-pork

My favorite part.
When police arrived and tried to talk with Ball, his replies did not make much sense, but he did indicate that “they ate his pork chop and now he has to eat noodles,” according to the police report.
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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sat May 13, 2017 2:09 pm

Don't mess with a man's pork chop.

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