Conquer Club was invented at McGill University in 1863

by **thegreekdog** on Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:18 pm

azezzo wrote:I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

But I don't even believe in Jeebus. Help me Jeebus!

by **keiths31** on Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:45 pm

pimpdave wrote:keiths31's obvious displeasure with this most hilarious string of jokes should provide sustainable motivation for its perpetuation!

And of course, obvious displeasure with McGill jokes was invented at McGill University at the MOMENT THE UNIVERSITY WAS FOUNDED, apparently.

Also invented at McGill...overestimation of self importance on an internet gaming site by faceless, internet smart asses who hide behind the anonymity of their computers. Again surprisingly pimpdave was head of the class!

And as mentioned before I didn't attend McGill...and I do in fact find this thread very amusing. :lol:

by **andyk11** on Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:22 pm

I hope someone is making sure Homer is following the tournament rules!!!

by **Jace22** on Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:29 pm

I know one thing that wasn't invented at Mcgill: Mcmaster invented toga parties, go Mac

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:23 pm

Jace22 wrote:I know one thing that wasn't invented at Mcgill: Mcmaster invented toga parties, go Mac

Well, McGill did invent Mcmaster. So...they technically invented toga parties too.

by **KidWhisky** on Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:02 pm

McGill invented "fucking the dog" as a way to define what the hell the rest of us were doing while they were busy inventing everything.

by **owenator** on Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:07 pm

McGill, invented McDonald's. Which led to 24 hour fast food restaurants - ALSO invented by McGill. Coincidentally, this also led to the invention of having sex in the car, which REALLY saves both time and money. And heck, it probably even led to the invention of "Bang Bus".

by **xelabale** on Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:11 am

McGill invented Muriker. Before that it was just, you know, "that place with grass and hills".

by **AndyDufresne** on Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:08 pm

What inventions, if not created at McGill, would have led to our destruction?
What inventions, created at McGill, are leading to our destruction?

--Andy

by **pimpdave** on Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:10 pm

You're doing it wrong, Andy.

Doing it wrong was invented at McGill University in 1865.

by **owenator** on Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:26 pm

Porn was invented at McGill.

by **Utafar** on Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:26 pm

You can't force memes but if you want a fighting chance there is a place you can go but I'm not telling.

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:32 pm

Utafar wrote:You can't force memes but if you want a fighting chance there is a place you can go but I'm not telling.

Being weird was invented at McGill

by **72o** on Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:13 pm

Utafar wrote:You can't force memes but if you want a fighting chance there is a place you can go but I'm not telling.

Secret places you can go to get a fighting chance at an internet meme were invented at McGill University in 1997. Incidentally, fighting chances were invented at McGill University in 1996. Prior to that time, all chances were peaceable.

by **Utafar** on Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:15 pm

72o wrote:
Utafar wrote:You can't force memes but if you want a fighting chance there is a place you can go but I'm not telling.

Secret places you can go to get a fighting chance at an internet meme were invented at McGill University in 1997. Incidentally, fighting chances were invented at McGill University in 1996. Prior to that time, all chances were peaceable.

by **72o** on Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:46 pm

Utafar wrote:
72o wrote:
Utafar wrote:You can't force memes but if you want a fighting chance there is a place you can go but I'm not telling.

Secret places you can go to get a fighting chance at an internet meme were invented at McGill University in 1997. Incidentally, fighting chances were invented at McGill University in 1996. Prior to that time, all chances were peaceable.

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/b/ 404 errors were invented at McGill University in 2004. /b/ was invented at McGill the same year.

by **owenator** on Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:39 pm

Porn sites were invented at McGill in 1997. This led to the invention of downloading full-length porn movies in 2003. There has been rumours circulating that a Bachelor of Pornography degree will be invented 'cumming' September 2015.

by **colton24** on Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:10 pm

People who draw were invented at McGill University in 65,000,000 B.C

by **pimpdave** on Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:29 pm

owenator having an obvious addiction to pornography and needing to announce it on the internet on Thanksgiving Day was invented at McGill University yesterday.

This is why we can't have nice things.

by **owenator** on Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:19 pm

and further to new inventions made yesterday, coincidentally....making no sense on the internet and trying to appear funny was also invented at McGill on Thanksgiving Day. This is why it's called "nonsense".