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Re: Chuck Norris Facts

Postby Sniper08 on Fri May 20, 2011 4:21 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't vote for presidents, he chooses from a list of applicants who want to be his assistant.

Santa Claus writes letters to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Michael Jackson turned pale when he saw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird

Chunk Norris died 20 years ago death just doesn't have the balls to tell him
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts

Postby cyrenius on Tue May 24, 2011 5:20 am

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:44 am

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:50 am

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:57 pm

Chuck Norris will be in the Expendables 2.

This is a 'fact' in the RL sense, in that it is a verifiable piece of information.
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