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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:22 am

jones was "draw a British stand-up comic performing in the U.S."
dds was "draw an infantryman overwhelmed with dirty dishes"
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Wed Nov 15, 2023 1:18 pm

saxitoxin wrote:jones was "draw a British stand-up comic performing in the U.S."
AI instructions (classified): 'British' is encrypted term for 'Gay'.
dds was "draw an infantryman overwhelmed with dirty dishes"
So nothing about only uneaten all-citrus fruit salad and ...slices of ham, I think?
Also, scouted out AI's reference for 'dishwasher entirely in sink' (see below)



Essentials of color matter?
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Nov 16, 2023 4:01 pm

Votanic: "Draw a guy who I think might be a libertarian on ayuasca. He plays Risk online and was a peacekeeper in the Sinai."

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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Thu Nov 16, 2023 5:17 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Votanic: "Draw a guy who I think might be a libertarian on ayuasca. He plays Risk online and was a peacekeeper in the Sinai."

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That plane?!? The World's first thalidomide plane. AI is just amazing.... ly weird.

I guess planes don't need wings if they have enough stacked tail fins to compensate.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby 2dimes on Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:25 pm

Youā€™re mixing him up with Lonous, who I presume wore a light blue beret to identify him as a peace keeper.

Koolbakā€™s right, I donā€™t look like glorious leader of Canuckistan. I look more like uncle Fester.

I donā€™t know what I look like to others but I probably look pretty close to the USA Kilt youtube guys. Less like Rocky who is on this thumbnail, a bit more like the other guy.



Weā€™re probably distant cousins.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Fri Nov 17, 2023 1:50 pm

2dimes wrote:Youā€™re mixing him up with Lonous, who I presume wore a light blue beret to identify him as a peace keeper.

Koolbakā€™s right, I donā€™t look like glorious leader of Canuckistan. I look more like uncle Fester.

I donā€™t know what I look like to others but I probably look pretty close to the USA Kilt youtube guys. Less like Rocky who is on this thumbnail, a bit more like the other guy.



Weā€™re probably distant cousins.

You look like an infomercial for Canadian Bitcoin... "Fortune favors the Bold".
Maybe that pile of gold doubloons was AI's idea of dimes...
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:04 pm

2dimes wrote:Youā€™re mixing him up with Lonous, who I presume wore a light blue beret to identify him as a peace keeper.


Oh LOL!

In that case, SUCK IT, Votanic!
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:22 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:Youā€™re mixing him up with Lonous, who I presume wore a light blue beret to identify him as a peace keeper.


Oh LOL!

In that case, SUCK IT, Votanic!

Everyone in the Middle East with a gun thinks they are a peacekeeper. They keep the peace around so the 'troublemakers' can rest in it.
Btw, it's half out of frame, but I think that gun is on the same thing (AI-ahuasca!!!) as the plane. Looks something like two uzis in mid-coitus.

Beret my heart with 'wound-up tea'*.

* 'Wound-up tea' is a slang term for ayahuasca that I just made up now, so the pun would at least slightly make sense.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby HitRed on Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:03 am

I think Dimes was an aviator. Maybe a barnstormer look with a bucket of chicken.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:28 pm

HitRed wrote:I think Dimes was an aviator. Maybe a barnstormer look with a bucket of chicken.

Wait, are you talking about the 'Invest in Canada Gold' guy or the psycho-delic 'peacekeeper' who looks at life through a rose-tinted lens?

* With the other other lens on his sunglasses being amber.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Serbia on Sun Nov 19, 2023 10:24 am

This thread is the best on this site in years.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby riskllama on Sun Nov 19, 2023 4:14 pm

[quote="saxitoxin"]
betiko
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Nov 19, 2023 6:21 pm

Why am I cross eyed? Lmao
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Nov 19, 2023 10:15 pm

Technically, Russian Roulette is a game of risk.


riskllama - "draw a llama in western wear playing a game of risk"
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Doc_Brown on Sun Nov 19, 2023 10:22 pm

Reading through this thread, I have to confess that I'm rather curious, given the low frequency of my posts in here, how saxi and others would describe me.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby HitRed on Sun Nov 19, 2023 10:53 pm

You posted in the China balloon thread.

Key words
foil hat, radar (dish), red balloon
use Weird Al as a basis

Turned out cool. Iā€™ll post in the morning.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 19, 2023 11:13 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Technically, Russian Roulette is a game of risk.


riskllama - "draw a llama in western wear playing a game of risk"
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I'm intrigued by how AI finds the impossible (or pointless) midpoints between things.

The coat is turning into llama fur at the edges.
The gloved (?) hand has one fingernail.
The shirt seems to have a matching necktie knot, but then just buttons below.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby HitRed on Sun Nov 19, 2023 11:36 pm

The AI is amazing
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby riskllama on Sun Nov 19, 2023 11:38 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Technically, Russian Roulette is a game of risk.


riskllama - "draw a llama in western wear playing a game of risk"
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hahaha, it's the ULTIMATE game of RISK.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby HitRed on Mon Nov 20, 2023 11:17 am

Doc_Brown wrote:Reading through this thread, I have to confess that I'm rather curious, given the low frequency of my posts in here, how saxi and others would describe me.

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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:09 pm

Day and evening looks from the new DEVO X Hitler Youth fusion collection, as modelled by Al Yankovik's weirder brother, Arnie.

When you gaze into AI's dark mirror of prophecy, you do so at your own risk.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:51 pm

The deprecated ones of the old flesh grow nervous and spiteful as the New Paradigm ascends!
https://www.americanscientist.org/article/ai-is-blurring-the-definition-of-artist

All is coming to pass, just as Boney M predicted.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby jimboston on Sun Nov 26, 2023 9:48 am

You never told us the criteria used by the AI to draw JP4.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 26, 2023 2:37 pm

jimboston wrote:You never told us the criteria used by the AI to draw JP4.

That's classified, Jim. You don't have clearance to know the truth (type 1) and there is no time to fabricate a truth (type 2) that you might believe.

As a consolation prize, would you like to at least know the answer to this riddle:
How is a Batlutiornigenian coital-digestion pack like an iceberg?
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You guessed it.... 90% of it is inside him.
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Re: AI Portraits of Conquer Club Characters

Postby Votanic on Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:21 pm

saxi, stop worrying your silly little head about world politics and foreign affairs.
Instead, get back to your virtual easel and make more surrealist slacker-art for our amusement.
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