Girls, what's their deal?

[Snorri1234]

OH, and sorry if anyone else thinks I meant them by "pimp".

It's okay, after reading your post again I gathered who you really mean.


Should try to call people by their full forumname though, this way you're bringing confusion with it also being a job-description.

[Neoteny]

feel like I'm being knocked down a bit here purely due to the fact that I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go for it. I treat my chap with the utmost of respect, and I expect the same from him. So alas I shall now bow out of this debate with the greatest respect for everybody.

Hey, I think you're all right! You're just not "in" yet. Took me three months before everyone one was like "hey Juan, whats up?" Afore that it was "hey dirty mexican-maybe-probably, I hope you choke to death. I will always disagree with you about everything."

Also, this is the chatter-box, so people come her just to argue stupid stuff. My arguement in this thread being, "Who cares what's wrong with women, they're the ones with the boobies, deal with it."

What about fat guys?

Story related.
When I was in Jr high I saw a fat kid get drug into the locker room so everyone could feel what boobs felt like. At first I was like ????WTF???? this isn't real......... But sure enough.....

Anyway, I tried to save him, but got my butt kicked. Those horny 8th graders wanted those man-boobs bad. That was the first time anyone straight kicked me in the balls. Over man-boobs.

Anyway, adams apples negat boobs. If he has an apple his boobies don't count.

Wow, that's pretty gay. Besides, there are easier ways to do that. Squeeze the underside of your arm. Unless you've been working your triceps you now know an approximation of what a boob feels like (admittedly a rather sloppy one, but hey, beats the alternative). I might be going out on a limb, but man-boobs and regular ones probably feel quite different. So all they did was intimately grope a dude. Gross.

Probably one of the stranger descriptions of how a boob feels came from a couple of friends of mine.

"Her boobs look alright, but they feel weird."
"Yeah, they don't feel like normal boobs."
"It's like squeezing a bag of veggie soup..."

Her nickname is now soup-boobs. When she's not around, of course.

[pimpdave]

There are things in your post you are assuming I believe in and do which I do not.

They were implied, and I have seen them practiced by women who bandied about opinions just like yours. However, you are not them. So it is unfair for me to apply that to you.

I have never accussed a man of being emotionally distant if they dont rely on me, in fact I would hate for somebody to rely on me.

So what are you saying? That you're unreliable? And if you don't want someone to rely on you, do you fear intimacy or truly acting as a partner to someone else? This all ties into the paradoxical nature of women, but I'm curious as to your thoughts here.

I feel like I'm being knocked down a bit here purely due to the fact that I'm a confident girl who knows what she wants and isnt afraid to go for it. I treat my chap with the utmost of respect, and I expect the same from him.

Absolutely not. If I have been critical of your opinions (I can only speak for myself here, not the rest of the males on the forum) it has only been towards the insouciant and selfish attitude heavily implied by your statements of what you desire in conjunction with the bullet points (probably lifted from an email forward) that Dancing Mustard already took apart piece by piece. You call it being confident, but I'd probably use a different word.

I just think compromise and control of the self (not the other party) is essential to any relationship not doomed to failure, and the attitude implicitly expressed by your statements indicate an inflexible need for control, of the other person. Intended or not, that's what the statement communicates. And I am only referring to the statement, not to you as a person.

[Neoteny]

Also, I resent the "guys are led by their dicks sentiment." I tend to be led by my stomach, followed closely by my dick.

[Snorri1234]

Also, I resent the "guys are led by their dicks sentiment." I tend to be led by my stomach, followed closely by my dick.

I usually go with my gut, trying to interpret the strange sounds that come from it after eating a particular nasty extra-cheese burger.

So far I've come to the conclusion that my purpose in life is "mrremrmmmblllrrrrr".

[darvlay]

Gender roles and sexism are the pits!

Like the lovely snowflake, each individual is different from the next. I reject all notions that women can be generalized as sobbing, irrational, over-emotional sperm-and-baby-vessels. It's no better than saying all niggers are simple.

[Snorri1234]

Gender roles and sexism are the pits!

Like the lovely snowflake, each individual is different from the next. I reject all notions that women can be generalized as sobbing, irrational, over-emotional sperm-and-baby-vessels. It's no better than saying all niggers are simple.

Well it is far more accurate.

[pimpdave]

So far I've come to the conclusion that my purpose in life is "mrremrmmmblllrrrrr".

So you've been listening to Gregorian Chant again, huh?

[Neoteny]

Gender roles and sexism are the pits!

Like the lovely snowflake, each individual is different from the next. I reject all notions that women can be generalized as sobbing, irrational, over-emotional sperm-and-baby-vessels. It's no better than saying all niggers are simple.

Hos running wild. Tell her to back that shit up.

[Frigidus]

Gender roles and sexism are the pits!

Like the lovely snowflake, each individual is different from the next. I reject all notions that women can be generalized as sobbing, irrational, over-emotional sperm-and-baby-vessels. It's no better than saying all niggers are simple.

UH OH! SLIME TIME!

[darvlay]

A girl can easily be "one of the guys" just as a boy can be "one of the girls". That's the medical truth with God as my fucking witness! Men can also experience all the emotions that accompany fluctuating levels of estrogen. For example, I experience a type of postpartum depression each time I take a trophy shit the size of my forearm and realize that it will only be flushed away and not cherished and studied as it should be.

[0ojakeo0]

cooties....

[mandyb]

Also, I resent the "guys are led by their dicks sentiment." I tend to be led by my stomach, followed closely by my dick.

You're a big fat fibber.

[Neoteny]

Also, I resent the "guys are led by their dicks sentiment." I tend to be led by my stomach, followed closely by my dick.

You're a big fat fibber.

Of those adjectives, how many apply to sex, and how many apply to eating?

[Snorri1234]

A girl can easily be "one of the guys" just as a boy can be "one of the girls". That's the medical truth with God as my fucking witness! Men can also experience all the emotions that accompany fluctuating levels of estrogen. For example, I experience a type of postpartum depression each time I take a trophy shit the size of my forearm and realize that it will only be flushed away and not cherished and studied as it should be.

Well obviously girls act more like guys in an all-male environment and viceversa, but generally when women or men get together they act very differently. It's simple biology, and not in any sense meaning that women are somehow less or more intellectually or rationally capable than men.

[Neoteny]

Gender roles and sexism are the pits!

Like the lovely snowflake, each individual is different from the next. I reject all notions that women can be generalized as sobbing, irrational, over-emotional sperm-and-baby-vessels. It's no better than saying all niggers are simple.

UH OH! SLIME TIME!

[Gregrios]

Actually guys....

Stop right there!

From now on you'll refer to us as the superior gender.

Heavenly seems to have the wrong end of the stick.

That rather antiquated list of 'why it's great to be a guy' really did go out with the ark.
It's all so much more basic than that.

Ya see, men (bless their cotton socks) are extremely simple beings. Everything they do and I mean EVERYTHING, is governed by their dicks - you just have to look on these forums to know that.
Is this a bad thing?
No.
This knowledge means we can understand them and their total lack of understanding women means we have the upper hand - we have the control.
Just look back at poor Snorri's first post.....clueless!

Now I'm not saying women are 'better' than men, but if this were a battlefield, knowing your enemy is the first step to winning the war.

Superior gender my arse!
We have you by the balls, and you know it.

It's not our fault if we just happen to be better equipped for real life scenerios. You know, the ability to be rational.

....just for the record, those last 2 sentences didn't make me in anyway think with my dink.

[jonesthecurl]

Gregrios - the ability to be rational -

IF guys think with their dicks, G must be a eunuch.

[mandyb]

....just for the record, those last 2 sentences didn't make me in anyway think with my dink.

thank you for proving my point
(and I'm sure it is....very dinky)

[Nickbaldwin]

Like a half eaten cocktail sausage.

[brooksieb]

Actually guys your missing the point, actually there is no point to men! The only use for you is reproduction but we can just freeze your sperm and get on with all that. Without women you would cause the end of mankind, without men the world would be a much happier place!

Why It's GREAT To Be A Guy...
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

- Your orgasms are real. Always.

- Your last name stays put.

- The garage is all yours.

- Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- You can be president.

- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

- Foreplay is optional.

- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

- The world is your urinal.

- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

- You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

- Same work... more pay.

- Wrinkles add character.

- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

- Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

- Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

- One mood, all the time.

Feeling a bit insecure today? We will just be able to make clones in the future rendering women obsolete..... point proven.

[mandyb]

Feeling a bit insecure today? We will just be able to make clones in the future rendering women obsolete..... point proven.

Ah Brooksie, you are sweet; but I know and you know, just how much you'd hate that hypothetical scenario.

How you doing anyway? Been a while.

[brooksieb]

Feeling a bit insecure today? We will just be able to make clones in the future rendering women obsolete..... point proven.

Ah Brooksie, you are sweet; but I know and you know, just how much you'd hate that hypothetical scenario.

How you doing anyway? Been a while.

God the thought of that is unbearable.... anyway i'm doing pretty good, my nephew is graduating from university so i have to see that.

[mandyb]

Feeling a bit insecure today? We will just be able to make clones in the future rendering women obsolete..... point proven.

Ah Brooksie, you are sweet; but I know and you know, just how much you'd hate that hypothetical scenario.

How you doing anyway? Been a while.

God the thought of that is unbearable.... anyway i'm doing pretty good, my nephew is graduating from university so i have to see that.

Good news, you proud uncle you!
What's he been studying?

[Frigidus]

Feeling a bit insecure today? We will just be able to make clones in the future rendering women obsolete..... point proven.

Ah Brooksie, you are sweet; but I know and you know, just how much you'd hate that hypothetical scenario.

How you doing anyway? Been a while.

God the thought of that is unbearable.... anyway i'm doing pretty good, my nephew is graduating from university so i have to see that.

Good news, you proud uncle you!
What's he been studying?

I've got my fingers crossed for gender relations.