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Postby willis on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:27 pm

hecter wrote:I'm still waiting on my 5000th post!


Which one will it be this time hecter?
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Postby hecter on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:30 pm

willis wrote:
hecter wrote:I'm still waiting on my 5000th post!


Which one will it be this time hecter?

I'm just goign to say it's my third, though I've been up and down so many times, it's hard to tell.
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:31 pm

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Postby willis on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:32 pm

hecter wrote:
willis wrote:
hecter wrote:I'm still waiting on my 5000th post!


Which one will it be this time hecter?

I'm just goign to say it's my third, though I've been up and down so many times, it's hard to tell.

Personally I think it is your 5th, but whatever you want
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Postby willis on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:33 pm

AGHHH He strikes again
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Postby Aries on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:34 pm

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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:35 pm

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I just found this for the 'destroy the pic' thread. But it made me laugh so much I thought it warranted duplicating...
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Postby Ehriggn on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:39 pm

lol yep, diffinetely worth it.
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Postby Aries on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:41 pm

Crazy carruda
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sat Apr 28, 2007 5:43 pm

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I also found this.... which was just plain wierd. But whatever.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:28 pm

Heres a few
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:37 pm

could you make that any longer? please?
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby hecter on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:37 pm

Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up,

Said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
Now lemme get this straight,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up,

Said " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better,
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up,
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning."

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up.

And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight,

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut. You're such a silly woman.

Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down,
Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning,

Woo--ain't there nothin' you can take?
I say, woo--to relieve your belly ache,
You say, well woo--ain't there nothin' I can take?
I say woo--woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yow--ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say wow--to relieve this belly ache,
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman.

Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.

Yes, you call me in the morning, You call me in the morning,
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do and if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do.
Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up,

Said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
Now lemme get this straight,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up,

Said " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better,
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up,
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning."

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up.

And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight,

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut. You're such a silly woman.

Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down,
Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning,

Woo--ain't there nothin' you can take?
I say, woo--to relieve your belly ache,
You say, well woo--ain't there nothin' I can take?
I say woo--woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yow--ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say wow--to relieve this belly ache,
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman.

Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.

Yes, you call me in the morning, You call me in the morning,
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do and if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do.
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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:44 pm

NOT LONG ENOUGH!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Postby jnd94 on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:48 pm

well i see that we are all spamming up the castle! and whos gonna clean up after you?!? The maids are payed to clean the laundry, not pick up after YOUR filth!!!!! *storms out of room in huff*
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:53 pm

yay the twigfucks back
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Well I'm back in black/Yes, I'm back in black


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Postby hecter on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:53 pm

jnd94 wrote:well i see that we are all spamming up the castle! and whos gonna clean up after you?!? The maids are payed to clean the laundry, not pick up after YOUR filth!!!!! *storms out of room in huff*

Well, I'm almost at 5000 posts again :lol:
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:56 pm

wow that only took like 3 days
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:57 pm

i hereby challenge Vincent M and Hecter to a game of risk
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Postby hecter on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:57 pm

lord twiggy1 wrote:wow that only took like 3 days

1 day. I got to 5000 posts again yesterday. Get your facts straight :roll: :lol:
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:58 pm

fine i will...starting tomorow
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:59 pm

do you accept my challenge
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Postby hecter on Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:00 pm

lord twiggy1 wrote:i hereby challenge Vincent M and Hecter to a game of risk

Okay. Who is your partner? Make the game and send me the pm. There will be no consequences for losing though. Glory only.
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Postby lord twiggy1 on Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:00 pm

alright
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Postby hecter on Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:01 pm

4 more posts 8)
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