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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:17 pm

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My sentences are crafted fine. I didn't realize I had to spell it out for you. I thought a 19 year old who spent most of his day online would be able to distingush a basic sentence. I will be sure to do it better next time. Here you go.

I have zero respect for you. I will assume you are a child working on adulthood trying to get laughs from others on this forum because you are too insecure with yourself. Your glasses wearing days are over but your smarts are too much for me. Continue to belittle others to make yourself feel better. I thought I would engage in some banter with you because someone else in this thread said you 'owned' this thread. I guess it is not O.K. with you, I do not mean to offend any of your pole smoking followers. I thought it was silly of you to attack me instead of mentioning anything about my post is all. Was I offended? No. I have more to worry about than what a 19 year old thinks about me. I like to surf the internet and add my opinions.

Did I lay it out easy enough for you? I couldn't care less what you think about me. I did however think it was silly to attack me instead of mentioning anything about my post. Infact, without going back through the thread I am not sure you have still answered the OPs question.

Congrats on owning a 'thread/forum'. Your so much better than me and many others.


Obviously you DO care about what a 19 year old thinks about you because you're spending so much fucking time trying to write up a response on some internet forum.

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby HapSmo19 on Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:26 pm

Tiggy D Amour wrote:I've had the offer of some film work. ;)

At the bottom end of the market it comes down to enthusiastic amateurs and a bloke with a cam-corder. Very sleazy. Even I turned it down.


What if I said I had two Canon XA10 HD Professional's and some lighting equipment...and a roll of paper towels?
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Commander62890 on Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:21 pm

Incandenza wrote:To bring it back to rather messed-up videos, I recall once seeing a bit where a guy and a girl are out in the woods hunting in the winter. The girl shoots a pretty good sized bear... and then they f*ck on top of the dead bear. I'm giggling just remembering it. Can't for the life of me remember where I saw it (I had a buddy that was into all kinds of fucked up stuff, the sort of person where you'd hesitate to open an email from him), but I'm sure it's still out there...

I remember that one! It's called "Shake That Bear."


As for the OP:

1) Briana Banks
2) Amy Reid
3) Audrey Bitoni
4) Eva Angelina
5) Ashlynn Brooke


And this list is pretty good - a lot of my favorites are on here, and probably a lot of yours, too:
http://www.porn-star.com/top100.html


Hey, Ljex, remember when I made a list of my top 50 favorite or so pornstars? I lost that list, but I could definitely make it a top 200-250 if I really wanted to do it again.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:44 pm

jimboston wrote:Torri Welles

She's my favorite... old school, like 80's.

She may not the the "hottest"... especially compared with some of the more modern porn stars, but they are somewhat fake / air-brushed / implanted. She was real and natural... and she made you think she enjoyed her work.

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:51 pm

A lot of the names posted in here are men, I'm pretty sure.

I don't really look for names, but this girl (Melanie Jane) is cute (maybe it's because she's from Columbia):

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:47 am

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Borderdawg on Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:59 am

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Lupe Fuentes, Spanish/Colombian, 4' 9"
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby tkr4lf on Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:18 am

Borderdawg wrote:Image

Lupe Fuentes, Spanish/Colombian, 4' 9"

She looks familiar. I think I've seen her in some lesbian stuff.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:24 pm

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby jimboston on Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:14 pm

... for "modern" era stars I vote for Jenna...

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:19 pm

Jenna Jameson is disgusting. I don't even want to see her with her clothes on.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:23 pm

Agreed. She's icky.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:25 pm

I don't get this about people who like porn. The more slutty a girl is, the less attractive she is to me. I don't want to have sex with a girl who has a tent for a vagina. And fake boobs are an instant turn-off. Amateur shit is the best.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:44 pm

Agreed. The double pro's are icky.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:39 am

Borderdawg wrote:Image

Lupe Fuentes, Spanish/Colombian, 4' 9"


=P~ She wins. Although 4' 9" is a little too short.

I've never really watched much porn. Maybe for a few of the reasons Juan stated. It's so fake. (Maybe Logjammin'--"I'm here to fix deine cable") But I must agree the Jenna Jameson is not attractive, and I don't know how anyone could think so.

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:36 am

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Dominique Arganese

Alright, I've only seen like 3 videos of her just stripping, but I think the phrase "too beautiful for porn" applies here.

Also, I completely forgot about this whole ratdig argument. It's funny how much of an idiot he is.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby chang50 on Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:41 am

Racquel Darrian for me..
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:39 am

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby pimpdave on Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:47 pm

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby CreepersWiener on Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:01 pm

What counts as porn? And what counts as acting? If a beautiful girl masturbating herself to orgasm and rubbing lotion on her breasts is considered porn and acting then I believe my all time favorite has to be Zusana Drabinova from the Czech Republic (her Americanized moniker is Raylene Richards). She masturbates and does plenty of boob squeezing and eye batting! She doesn't do hardcore porn...it's just her...naked...on camera...on a bed...with lotion! OMG! I got to go to the bathroom now!!!! :P

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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Aradhus on Thu Dec 29, 2011 7:31 pm

You guys are awful, absolutely awful. If you're going to suggest videos to watch in a porno thread, they really should be porno. I searched down Two guys and a Hammer expecting some epic porn, I was at actions stations and everything, and its a video of someone getting his coconut cracked. Not exactly excellent masturbation material.. Not the worst thing I've whacked off to though. what can I say.. that bloke was stroking that hammer like a boss. Nice screwdriver penetration too.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:12 pm

Aradhus wrote:Two guys and a Hammer expecting some epic porn, I was at actions stations and everything, and its a video of someone getting his coconut cracked. Not exactly excellent masturbation material.


I agree to disagree.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:50 pm

Kids in the Sandbox Ard.Think you'll like that one.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby MeDeFe on Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:53 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Borderdawg wrote:Image

Lupe Fuentes, Spanish/Colombian, 4' 9"


=P~ She wins. Although 4' 9" is a little too short.

I've never really watched much porn. Maybe for a few of the reasons Juan stated. It's so fake. (Maybe Logjammin'--"I'm here to fix deine cable") But I must agree the Jenna Jameson is not attractive, and I don't know how anyone could think so.

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Meh. She was ok before she got her implants, and from that picture it looks like she's had something injected into her lips as well. So... sorry, but that just ruins it, now she's just another walking advertisement for plastic surgery.
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Re: Best porn actress

Postby betiko on Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:12 pm

again, amazed about american hypocrisy and lack of logic.
you guys create a whole thread about porn stars, your wancking stories and images in suggestive postures. If you see a nipple it's porn and you are afraid childern could see it. You post pornstars squeezing their tits in more than suggestive postures, and that is OK, it can be read and looked at by underaged??

do I get reported if I post "La Maja Desnuda" from Goya???

AUTO CENSURE

Only the "Maja Vestida" created to avoid the spanish inquisition and to hide the other one could be tolerated?

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Basically art you can see in a museum is socially not OK, porn stars with hidden niples is?? :roll: :roll:
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