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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby lilrvrgrl on Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:48 am

Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha other than my current Profile Picture, I don't touch that shit. I'm into real vaginas, not fake, furry ones.


lol :lol:
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:49 am

Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha other than my current Profile Picture, I don't touch that shit. I'm into real vaginas, not fake, furry ones.


Does that include vaginoplasties?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:51 am

Oh, and I'm still waiting for pics of your daughter lilrvgrl. Maybe even her Facebook. She'll never know!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:51 am

Phatscotty wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha other than my current Profile Picture, I don't touch that shit. I'm into real vaginas, not fake, furry ones.


Does that include vaginoplasties?


No. Ew.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby lilrvrgrl on Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:52 am

Phatscotty wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Hahaha other than my current Profile Picture, I don't touch that shit. I'm into real vaginas, not fake, furry ones.


Does that include vaginoplasties?


Ha ha ha! :lol:
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby lilrvrgrl on Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:58 am

Army of GOD wrote:Oh, and I'm still waiting for pics of your daughter lilrvgrl. Maybe even her Facebook. She'll never know!


I am too honest and she is too good for that crap! I can't believe you'd even ask me for that. :o You don't get it do ya? :roll:
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:03 am

lilrvrgrl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Oh, and I'm still waiting for pics of your daughter lilrvgrl. Maybe even her Facebook. She'll never know!


I am too honest and she is too good for that crap! I can't believe you'd even ask me for that. :o You don't get it do ya? :roll:


SEE! (your friendship request is still pending)
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:03 am

Phatscotty

I really thought you were that guy in underwear with a ton of guns. You disappoint me, I thought you were planing on going Columbine in a democrat convention.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:17 am

nietzsche wrote:Phatscotty

I really thought you were that guy in underwear with a ton of guns. You disappoint me, I thought you were planing on going Columbine in a democrat convention.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:32 am

Phatscotty wrote:
lilrvrgrl wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Oh, and I'm still waiting for pics of your daughter lilrvgrl. Maybe even her Facebook. She'll never know!


I am too honest and she is too good for that crap! I can't believe you'd even ask me for that. :o You don't get it do ya? :roll:


SEE! (your friendship request is still pending)


It was a joke!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:34 am

AoG, you promised me a pic of your sister.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:35 am

nietzsche wrote:AoG, you promised me a pic of your sister.


I already gave you a pic of Kate you ungrateful son of a whore!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:36 am

Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:AoG, you promised me a pic of your sister.


I already gave you a pic of Kate you ungrateful son of a whore!


Yes, and I already printed it out in poster size
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:56 am

That's my nietzsche! [queue theme music]
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby IcePack on Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:39 am



What do you think was playing on the jag's stereo behind us? :-$

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:27 pm

People who watch Entourage keep saying I look just like this guy

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I dont know, I never watched it. As soon as I seen him I was like "Is E gay?"

This is my Doppleganger week photo

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:28 pm

Randy Orton sucks.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:23 pm

Phatscotty wrote:I am not Borealis, I do not control the wind



No, but you could of held the other end you daft twat. Zing!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:40 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I am not Borealis, I do not control the wind



No, but you could of held the other end you daft twat. Zing!


hold it, backwards?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby skipopidid on Fri Dec 24, 2010 4:15 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I am not Borealis, I do not control the wind



No, but you could of held the other end you daft twat. Zing!


hold it, backwards?



no, have the camera man stand on the other side of you. =p (or you on the other side of the camera?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:30 pm

skipopidid wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I am not Borealis, I do not control the wind



No, but you could of held the other end you daft twat. Zing!


hold it, backwards?



no, have the camera man stand on the other side of you. =p (or you on the other side of the camera?


True. Or, he could also have gone to a photo studio, set-up an umbrella lighting kit, selected a neutral tone back-drop, had a RISD-trained photographer capture the image, then had it retouched to remove blemishes and shadowing.

Jesus Christ, Scott, bra. Do you not understand the high standards we have for posting photos in this thread? This isn't some fly-by-night operation. Casually-snapped pics don't cut it. This is the big leagues. I hope you get scabies and your dick falls off.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby skipopidid on Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:52 pm

i was just proving a point... i forget that people cant read sarcasm.

btw i do approve of the dont tread on me flag, backwards or not =D
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:46 am

NEW FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC =O

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:24 am

That poor cat has a big scar on his nose and only a few whiskers.



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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:53 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
skipopidid wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:I am not Borealis, I do not control the wind



No, but you could of held the other end you daft twat. Zing!


hold it, backwards?



no, have the camera man stand on the other side of you. =p (or you on the other side of the camera?


True. Or, he could also have gone to a photo studio, set-up an umbrella lighting kit, selected a neutral tone back-drop, had a RISD-trained photographer capture the image, then had it retouched to remove blemishes and shadowing.

Jesus Christ, Scott, bra. Do you not understand the high standards we have for posting photos in this thread? This isn't some fly-by-night operation. Casually-snapped pics don't cut it. This is the big leagues. I hope you get scabies and your dick falls off.

Happy Christmas (or a belated Hanukkah to BBS and GabonX)


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I screamed, in slow motion "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo", but my word was too late. He pulled the shutter, and SNAP!
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