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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:19 pm

Oh, darn! Ya got me!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby safariguy5 on Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:07 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
safariguy5 wrote:Me about 6 years ago.

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Me Now.

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Not much difference eh?


I'm gonna put you on a Flush Draw. I see your bet and raise you all in.

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More like an open ended straight draw!

I'll take my odds on that any day.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:59 pm

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:12 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Image

in case no one believed I was a girl


She's cute.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:22 pm

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Gillipig wrote:This might be a bit too sexy for you guys but here's a pick of me in the morning!

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I understood male nudity (including nipples) is a rule infraction. Didn't Timminz or Juan Bottom get a rule infraction for male nipples?

I do not recall any infractions on either Timminz' or Juan's part regarding nipples. I had my avatar forcibly changed over a nipple once, but that was because it was an ambiguous nipple and you couldn't tell for sure whether it belonged to a male or a female person, it was not counted as an infraction. These nipples are clearly not ambiguous, and what with the "hunky and sexy" thread or what it's called still being tolerated there is little reason to take any disciplinary action here.

However, posting pictures of topless men in threads that were not originally about topless men is highly likely to fall under spamming and/or off-topicing, so don't get any ideas. Creating a huge number of threads about topless men will also count as spamming. Use the search function to find the thread I mentioned before (you'll definitely know it when you see it) and feel free to bump it with content if you feel the need to post pictures of men showing off their naked upper bodies.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby The Bison King on Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:52 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Image


Nice super hero shirt.
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Hi, my name is the Bison King, and I am COMPLETELY aware of DaFont!
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby notyou2 on Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:11 pm

lulz
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:43 am

My new Penguins hat <3:

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:50 am

Sorry, got carried away with the webcam and taking pictures:

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby tdans on Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:54 am

Army of GOD wrote:Sorry, got carried away with the webcam and taking pictures:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:32 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Sorry, got carried away with the webcam and taking pictures:

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Angriest O-face ever. Also, I think it's inappropriate for you to post photo stills from your C2C sessions.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Lootifer on Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:44 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Sorry, got carried away with the webcam and taking pictures:

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Invisible tomato black metal pose, I like it.

Personlly my favourite are the invisible grapefruit:
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and the invisible hamburger:
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I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:05 pm

Tebowing:

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:53 pm

Whose house is that? Your mom's? I mean, crocheted drapes, old-fashioned, cushioned, pinstriped chairs, and I bet she has a sizable collection of doilies that she swaps out seasonally.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Victor Sullivan on Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:55 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Image

"LT."? Is your wife a lieutenant? Or is that the other Mrs. thecurl?

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:33 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:Whose house is that? Your mom's? I mean, crocheted drapes, old-fashioned, cushioned, pinstriped chairs ...


It's ol' Saxi's house.

Which also explains why AoG is on his knees.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:44 am

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I had a cold.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:45 am

Am I the only one who thinks nietzsche looks like Kane:

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:53 am

yes, you are the only one.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Symmetry on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:55 am

nietzsche wrote:yes, you are the only one.


Yes, this ^, sorry AOG.
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:58 am

Symmetry wrote:
nietzsche wrote:yes, you are the only one.


Yes, this ^, sorry AOG.


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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:00 am

Nietzsche looks like he could be my brother. Creepy.

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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:22 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Image

"LT."? Is your wife a lieutenant? Or is that the other Mrs. thecurl?

-Sully


If you want to find out why she's wearing that badge, see

http://mattersmagazine.com/archive.html - the relevant bit starts at p15
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby nietzsche on Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:45 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Nietzsche looks like he could be my brother. Creepy.

-TG


Is your father a fat old man?
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Re: Post a picture of yourself!

Postby notyou2 on Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:49 pm

No, that's his mother you're thinking of.


























Sorry, couldn't resist.
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