WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[Ehriggn]

W32.Myzor.fk is what the virus is called, and my old copy of Norton won't remove it, I think I need to reformate the damned thing now!

[diddle]

What up my homies ??????????

i am not your 'homie'......i'm your home dawg...duuuh

[Vincent M]

Well guys I just wanted to say hi

because tonight is the next podcast recording and I am def. going to say it will be the weirdest. People have said it is weird enough so we have to change that


...........................

Hello Diddle
and to my beautiful s.kitten



I give a rose

[Vincent M]

W32.Myzor.fk is what the virus is called, and my old copy of Norton won't remove it, I think I need to reformate the damned thing now!

FRY IT

TAKE IT DOWN NOW

[diddle]

Well guys I just wanted to say hi

because tonight is the next podcast recording and I am def. going to say it will be the weirdest. People have said it is weird enough so we have to change that


...........................

Hello Diddle
and to my beautiful s.kitten



I give a rose

so what, i'm not beautiful now

[Vincent M]

Well guys I just wanted to say hi

because tonight is the next podcast recording and I am def. going to say it will be the weirdest. People have said it is weird enough so we have to change that


...........................

Hello Diddle
and to my beautiful s.kitten



I give a rose

so what, i'm not beautiful now

And my lovely Diddle I give cake

[Ehriggn]

W32.Myzor.fk is what the virus is called, and my old copy of Norton won't remove it, I think I need to reformate the damned thing now!

FRY IT

TAKE IT DOWN NOW

I yelled at it, that didn't work. I kicked it, and that didn't work. I was thinking about setting it on fire next...

[Vincent M]

W32.Myzor.fk is what the virus is called, and my old copy of Norton won't remove it, I think I need to reformate the damned thing now!

FRY IT

TAKE IT DOWN NOW

I yelled at it, that didn't work. I kicked it, and that didn't work. I was thinking about setting it on fire next...

urinate on it that always works

[diddle]

W32.Myzor.fk is what the virus is called, and my old copy of Norton won't remove it, I think I need to reformate the damned thing now!

FRY IT

TAKE IT DOWN NOW

I yelled at it, that didn't work. I kicked it, and that didn't work. I was thinking about setting it on fire next...

throw a cat at it, it doesn't work, but makes me feel great

[diddle]

Well guys I just wanted to say hi

because tonight is the next podcast recording and I am def. going to say it will be the weirdest. People have said it is weird enough so we have to change that


...........................

Hello Diddle
and to my beautiful s.kitten



I give a rose

so what, i'm not beautiful now

And my lovely Diddle I give cake

and to you Vincent, i give a my good friend

[Vincent M]

kisses Diddle

Argh it takes like shit

[Vincent M]

"The Spicy McHaggis Jig"

I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late

Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"

By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!

[diddle]

kisses Diddle

Argh it takes like shit

what more do you expect from a toilet!?!

[Vincent M]

kisses Diddle

Argh it takes like shit

what more do you expect from a toilet!?!

I expected a bleached seat like it always is

[diddle]

[b]Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.

I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?

you weren't kicked out, i'm just more idiotic than you

[diddle]

kisses Diddle

Argh it takes like shit

what more do you expect from a toilet!?!

I expected a bleached seat like it always is

forgot to flush, anyway, i didn't expect to be kissed?!?

[Ehriggn]

well, wish me luck, I'm gonna reformat. its gonna be a fun evening.

[Vincent M]

well, wish me luck, I'm gonna reformat. its gonna be a fun evening.

I am hinting sarcasm on this quote I don't know where tho

[diddle]

well, wish me luck, I'm gonna reformat. its gonna be a fun evening.

[diddle]

well, wish me luck, I'm gonna reformat. its gonna be a fun evening.

I am hinting sarcasm on this quote I don't know where tho

omg, your'e so clever

[Serbia]

[b]Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.

I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?

you weren't kicked out, i'm just more idiotic than you

And that's what got me kicked, a lack of idiocy

[Serbia]

[b]Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.

I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?

It would have to do if no-one else had quit Spamalot

EDIT: You joined ASA! I think that just might make you Ephialtes.I will just have to wait for more feedback.

That's right, I joined ASA while the Village Idiot in Spamalot.

[diddle]

[b]Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.

I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?

you weren't kicked out, i'm just more idiotic than you

And that's what got me kicked, a lack of idiocy

that's a good thing, but me, i leak idiocy, like a cabbage

[Serbia]

[b]Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.

I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?

you weren't kicked out, i'm just more idiotic than you

And that's what got me kicked, a lack of idiocy

that's a good thing, but me, i leak idiocy, like a cabbage

Cabbages are idiots?

[diddle]

this one is