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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Timminz on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:54 pm

Army of GOD wrote:My mom.


I'd hit that.

Especially in the face.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby tdans on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
tdans wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:My mom.

I wish I could hit her in the face extremely hard right now.

i wish i could hit you in the face right n ow


Bring it, bitch!



Also, on a more serious note:

People who think someone else could beat me up in a fight. I mean, it might be true. I know I'm not the biggest or the strongest...but I know I am tough, and my ego doesn't allow me to accept that someone COULD beat me up.

know what you mean, have you ever gotten into a real fight?? i have and i havent lost yet :) anyways.. what really grinds my gears is guys who think they are tough when they actually couldnt beat a chicken in a wrestling match
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:56 pm

Timminz wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:My mom.


I'd hit that.

Especially in the face.


Please do.

Maybe she's such a bitch because she has so much pent up sexual energy.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Woodruff on Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:48 pm

Army of GOD wrote:My mom.

I wish I could hit her in the face extremely hard right now.


Don't talk about your momma like that!
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:02 pm

tdans wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
tdans wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:My mom.

I wish I could hit her in the face extremely hard right now.

i wish i could hit you in the face right n ow


Bring it, bitch!



Also, on a more serious note:

People who think someone else could beat me up in a fight. I mean, it might be true. I know I'm not the biggest or the strongest...but I know I am tough, and my ego doesn't allow me to accept that someone COULD beat me up.

know what you mean, have you ever gotten into a real fight?? i have and i havent lost yet :) anyways.. what really grinds my gears is guys who think they are tough when they actually couldnt beat a chicken in a wrestling match


I've been in one actual fight. It was in 7th grade, with a good friend of mine, who both now and at the time was a few inches bigger than me and about 40 pound heavier. We "tied", because we were broken up.

Then in baseball practice last year, we were just like wrestling, and I was able to take him down. All of my friends like to tease him about how I was an even match with him, despite him being a lot bigger.

The closest thing I did to fighting last year was play intramural football. I was my team's best all-around player (leading rusher and passer), and I feel like getting flattened by 300 pound frat-brothers really put some hairs on my chest.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby parker4s on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:03 pm

Women not making me sandwiches and talking.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Woodruff on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:05 pm

parker4s wrote:Women not making me sandwiches and talking.


So you require that they be talking while making your sandwich?
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:13 pm

-People who mistake my apathy for laziness

-People who insult my taste in music

-People who think it's "stupid" that I love gangster rap though living I live in suburbia.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:21 pm

Army of GOD wrote:-People who mistake my apathy for laziness

-People who insult my taste in music

-People who think it's "stupid" that I love gangster rap though living I live in suburbia.

-You're lazy (Slowpoke?)

-Rap sucks

-It is stupid, embrace Metal!

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:23 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:-People who mistake my apathy for laziness

-People who insult my taste in music

-People who think it's "stupid" that I love gangster rap though living I live in suburbia.

-You're lazy (Slowpoke?)

-Rap sucks

-It is stupid, embrace Metal!



SLOWPOKE TRIES HIS HARDEST TO GET FROM PLACE TO PLACE! IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE'S SLOW!

NO IT DOESN'T!

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:27 pm

YES IT IS! ACCEPT THE FUCKING TRUTH!

FINE! YOU'RE STUPID THEN!

I DEMAND YOU LISTEN TO SYMPHONY X!
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby colton24 on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:28 pm

-People typing in all CAPS just to ACT LIKE THEY ARE YELLING LIKE THIS!!!!
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:29 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:YES IT IS! ACCEPT THE FUCKING TRUTH!

FINE! YOU'RE STUPID THEN!

I DEMAND YOU LISTEN TO SYMPHONY X!


f*ck THE TRUTH!

DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL

haha I've heard of them before...I'll look 'em up.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:30 pm

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

FINE! YOU'RE STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL!

Yeah!

-colton24 grinds my gears.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:31 pm

Back to being super-cereal:

-People who discriminate against age. I cannot fucking stand this.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby tdans on Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:34 pm

Rascist freaks .. they really rub me the wrong way
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby UCAbears on Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:01 am

People who think it's gross that I drink my own urine, because it's sterile and I like the taste 8-[ :-$
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:04 am

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Rap
Hypocrites
People who are intolerant of others
The Dutch (f*cking bastards)
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:22 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:People who are intolerant of others
The Dutch (f*cking bastards)



One of my favorite quotes of all time...
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby john9blue on Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:43 am

Army of GOD wrote:Back to being super-cereal:

-People who discriminate against age. I cannot fucking stand this.


People do this all the time. It's more prevalent than racism and nobody says anything about it.

What grinds my gears is people that are slow.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby UCAbears on Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:46 am

Like me.
What really grinds my gears, is not being able to sleep.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby PLAYER57832 on Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:03 am

Army of GOD wrote:-
What grinds yours?


In the case of local teen drivers, not holding down the clutch or trying to move into the wrong gear. (and of course relegating us all with that wonderful sound!).
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby Phatscotty on Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:07 am

Needing to take a fucking day off work every single time the government requires money and a signature from me. I wish they were open past 3 p.m. and would take appointments.
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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby pmchugh on Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:10 am

curly's recent jokes

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Re: You know what really grinds my gears...

Postby john9blue on Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:31 am

john9blue wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Back to being super-cereal:

-People who discriminate against age. I cannot fucking stand this.


People do this all the time.


PLAYER57832 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:-
What grinds yours?


In the case of local teen drivers, not holding down the clutch or trying to move into the wrong gear. (and of course relegating us all with that wonderful sound!).


Oh hey, there it is.
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