saxitoxin vs. King Doctor

[Army of GOD]

WHO'S THE BETTER DOCTOR?

For those who are in the match, you may show your prowess here.

May the best doctor win.

SCORE:

saxitoxin - 0
King Doctor - 0
Army of GOD - 1

[King Doctor]

I voted for Saxitoxin.

He is a master at what he does. I am merely a journeyman student.

[angola]

King Doctor generally cracks me up, but he's probably a multi.

f*ck it. I voted King Doctor.

[DirtyDishSoap]

King Doctor.

Even though the odd man isn't a doctor and generally doesn't save lives, he still makes me laugh.

I <3 you.

Can I have a lollipop now?

[saxitoxin]

I voted for Saxitoxin.

Great minds think alike, King Doctor! For, in fact, I also voted for Saxitoxin.

[Army of GOD]

Ok. Let me start.

The best way to cure a broken leg un-breaking it!

I'll keep score at the top.

[King Doctor]

I voted for Saxitoxin.

Great minds think alike, King Doctor! For, in fact, I also voted for Saxitoxin.

And quite rightly so. You deserve all the credit that you give yourself!

[2dimes]

Invalid pole.

[jrh_cardinal]

Invalid pole.

handicapped strippers

[2dimes]

Strippers? It's a legitimate form of excercise for a lady. So you keep your opinions to your self!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDDKsmoAV8Q

[King Doctor]

handicapped strippers

Pics or it didn't happen.

[grifftron]

i voted AoG... not cuz hes funny but cuz i didn't wanna vote for sax or KD

[King Doctor]

i voted AoG... not cuz hes funny but cuz i didn't wanna vote for sax or KD

Clear racism.

[jonesthecurl]

I didn't realise it was a race...

[Maugena]

[rabbiton]

i have done a brief and comprehensive evaluation of these doctors and i'm gonna have to go with saxitoxin here. he's the sort of doctor that, even though you can be pretty sure he knows nothing about your condition, let alone how to resolve it, you can just feel good about being in his hands. his tender, muscular, wise hands. hands that would be good for lovingly placing prone bodies into coffins.

[saxitoxin]

i have done a brief and comprehensive evaluation of these doctors and i'm gonna have to go with saxitoxin here. he's the sort of doctor that, even though you can be pretty sure he knows nothing about your condition, let alone how to resolve it, you can just feel good about being in his hands. his tender, muscular, wise hands. hands that would be good for lovingly placing prone bodies into coffins.

*tickle tickle*

*Saxi Tickles Rabbiton*

LMAO! Well I have had some patients die on me but what physician hasn't? (When they revoked my license it was pointed out that, while a valid point, the fact that I practiced psychiatry mitigated that. I disputed that notion heavily but to no avail. The accreditation board is filled with anesthesiologists and pathologists, which aren't real physicians at all. It's like calling the US Air Force a military outfit.)