Who, of the Off-Topics regulars..

by **nietzsche** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:03 am

would more likely go nuts and start killing people at a public place and then commit suicide?

what method would he/she use?

by **BigBallinStalin** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:32 am

"Other." It's the quiet people who you got to look out for. The lurkers in the shadows, recording our words, memorizing our attitudinal patterns, slowly mapping out their opponents, and waiting for right time to strike.

Headric - Another Dark Alley Scenario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nh8_8u-1Lo&feature=player_detailpage#t=76s

by **PLAYER57832** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:29 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:"Other." It's the quiet people who you got to look out for. The lurkers in the shadows, recording our words, memorizing our attitudinal patterns, slowly mapping out their opponents, and waiting for right time to strike.

Agreed. I may disagree with folks here, but none are quite that crazy.. and I doubt any are truly violant.

(though more than a few of us would absolutely defend ourselves and our family, even our towns, if pushed)

by **daddy1gringo** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:49 pm

You didn't include me? You don't love me anymore!

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:29 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:"Other." It's the quiet people who you got to look out for. The lurkers in the shadows, recording our words, memorizing our attitudinal patterns, slowly mapping out their opponents, and waiting for right time to strike.

Interesting theory you have there.

*quietly moves BBS a few spots up on the list*

by **john9blue** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:18 pm

i'm glad that i'm not on this poll... more time to plan... less suspicion...

by **AndyDufresne** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:50 pm

john9blue wrote:i'm glad that i'm not on this poll... more time to plan... less suspicion...

--Andy

by **Lootifer** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:53 pm

Ahahahahahahahaaha @ current results...

by **Phatscotty** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:13 pm

this is an easy one.

I have a long history of losing my temper here and freaking out into uncontrollable rages.

Why isn't Woodruff in it?

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:32 pm

I voted ol' Symm and I think he'd do it in a very passive aggressive way. Like pleasantly asking everyone on a chill night if they wanted him to start a fire and then, when they said yes, detonating a brick of C4.

by **pimpdave** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:36 pm

If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.

Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?

by **thegreekdog** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:42 pm

pimpdave wrote:If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.

Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?

Also... why are you on the list twice?

by **GreecePwns** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:47 pm

I voted for jay. Because he's extremist like that.

by **Phatscotty** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:01 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.

Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?

Also... why are you on the list twice?

TO SPLIT THE VOTE!

NEITCHZE!!!!!!!!!!

by **Ray Rider** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:03 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.

Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?

Also... why are you on the list twice?

Someone who dwells on terrorism so much is more likely to have thoughts of murder in his heart, I guess. He's twice as likely, so there's two voting options for him

by **BigBallinStalin** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:06 pm

I think PD is simply misunderstood. His rabid focus on the inner-workings of the TPDS will not go unnoticed--especially if his claims later become exposed as true, when the Tea Party Internal Services HQ is tapped.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:07 pm

Personally, I think the second pimpdave is a lot more dangerous than the first.

by **nietzsche** on Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:26 am

I voted for jonesy. I think his comedy is an act.

by **nietzsche** on Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:27 am

As we can see, only one woman has voted, and player.

by **thegreekdog** on Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:07 am

Ray Rider wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
pimpdave wrote:If Night Strike's name were in the poll, this thread would have been locked immediately by an admin.

Also, does it count as suicide if the murderous rampage results in a heart-attack, albeit brought on by decades of self-loathing and Midwestern cuisine, triggered by the excitement of rampaging murder?

Also... why are you on the list twice?

Someone who dwells on terrorism so much is more likely to have thoughts of murder in his heart, I guess. He's twice as likely, so there's two voting options for him

I think it's because pimpdave is more likely to be murdered, but for the Tea Party Death Squad to make it look like a suicide.

by **Symmetry** on Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:50 pm

daddy1gringo wrote:You didn't include me? You don't love me anymore!

You're more likely to be the serial killer type, eventually tracked down when some detective realises that your murders are following the plagues of Egypt.

That detective will, of course, have a first born son, and the ensuing investigation will be described as both "a race against time" and "a deadly game of cat and mouse".