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Oh, Sweet Jesus!

Postby thegrimsleeper on Mon May 22, 2006 12:17 pm

I just realized that I have more posts than max.

Somebody shoot me.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon May 22, 2006 12:20 pm

*points finger at grim in a sort of gun resembling way. shouts *bang*. blood splatters everywhere.*
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Postby wicked on Mon May 22, 2006 12:30 pm

GLADLY!


damn Johnny beat me to it :cry:
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Postby qeee1 on Mon May 22, 2006 12:44 pm

We can still kick the corpse right?
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Postby wicked on Mon May 22, 2006 12:51 pm

I like your thinking Qeee-Man! :twisted:
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Postby KoolBak on Mon May 22, 2006 1:00 pm

Why would you want to lick a corpse??
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Postby vtmarik on Mon May 22, 2006 1:02 pm

KoolBak wrote:Why would you want to lick a corpse??


Because it's trendy...
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Postby KoolBak on Mon May 22, 2006 1:02 pm

Just dont add narcolepsy to your apparent necrophilia...that would be real bad.....
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Postby vtmarik on Mon May 22, 2006 1:03 pm

KoolBak wrote:Just dont add narcolepsy to your apparent necrophilia...that would be real bad.....


Oh the mental images... AHHHH! OUT DAMNED SPOT!!!
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Postby wicked on Mon May 22, 2006 1:12 pm

that's just wrong
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm

Somebody hurry up and lick me already... before I get cold.
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Postby vtmarik on Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm

thegrimsleeper wrote:Somebody hurry up and lick me already... before I get cold.


What's in it for me besides gangreen?
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Mon May 22, 2006 1:34 pm

The respect of the black-clad massive, carefully streaking their eyeliner. You'll be their leader, an entire army of Spikey Hottopicians at your command.

There's nothing darker than getting down with a corpse. Place your tongue on my rotting carcass, and fulfill your destiny.
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Postby vtmarik on Mon May 22, 2006 1:38 pm

thegrimsleeper wrote:The respect of the black-clad massive, carefully streaking their eyeliner. You'll be their leader, an entire army of Spikey Hottopicians at your command.

There's nothing darker than getting down with a corpse. Place your tongue on my rotting carcass, and fulfill your destiny.


Oh, right.

*lowers Spencer onto you and he licks you*

Spencer's more into the control of Spikey Hottopicians. I prefer the complete domination over the making and selling of tiny breads.

*returns Spencer to his place of honor on my head*
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Postby KoolBak on Mon May 22, 2006 1:38 pm

Beautifully played! Hat's off (and pants down) to the eternal sleeper!!

GO PAC-NW!!
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Postby wicked on Mon May 22, 2006 1:39 pm

Is that really YOU KoolBakDoor???????????
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Postby KoolBak on Mon May 22, 2006 1:40 pm

Ya know I got that from Sam Kinnison...saw him the weekend before he died here in pdx....by god he was funny.......(talking about the narcoleptic necrophiliac)
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Postby thegrimsleeper on Mon May 22, 2006 1:41 pm

Wow, you lucky bastard. Kinnison was brilliant.
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Postby KoolBak on Mon May 22, 2006 1:42 pm

that was indeed a shame...I recall it was his brother that was driving.....really too bad...
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Postby HighBorn on Mon May 22, 2006 1:43 pm

congrats grim!!!! (really this isnt just a cheap post :lol: )....
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Postby vtmarik on Mon May 22, 2006 1:43 pm

KoolBak wrote:that was indeed a shame...I recall it was his brother that was driving.....really too bad...


I thought he was driving and he wasn't seatbelted in... I gotta rewatch his E! True Hollywood Story now...
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Postby PaperPlunger on Mon May 22, 2006 3:28 pm

highborn has quite a few *snicker*
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hmmm.....

Postby Scarus on Mon May 22, 2006 4:11 pm

You have a Sphincter on your head?

I know, incredible juvenile of me. I just coudn't resist. Go ahead and come back with the fact that you actually have a "battle duck" nesting up there. And that's somehow better?.....lol


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Re: hmmm.....

Postby vtmarik on Mon May 22, 2006 4:13 pm

Scarus wrote:You have a Sphincter on your head?

I know, incredible juvenile of me. I just coudn't resist. Go ahead and come back with the fact that you actually have a "battle duck" nesting up there. And that's somehow better?.....lol


I can't believe that I actually get paid for this....lol


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Postby Kaplowitz on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:12 pm

bump 100 pages! (why not?)
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