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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:33 pm

saxitoxin wrote:overall an impressive performance by DoomYoshi, especially considering the handicap he admitted to at the end

DoomYoshi wrote:I have to do an entire fucking


Metsfanmax wrote:I'll help you out.


DoomYoshi wrote:im done now


BigBallinStalin wrote:2 minutes! World record!!


DoomYoshi wrote:it wasn't actually hard


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Re: No context quotes

Postby Quirk on Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:49 am

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Re: No context quotes

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:30 am

Gillipig wrote:Quirk my homie! ... Go ahead. Quirk him.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby new guy1 on Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:21 pm

nietzsche wrote:Most people "feel" their mind is behind their eyes, I "feel" mine is behind my testicles.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Gillipig on Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:32 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:I like socialism
AoG for President of the World!!
I promise he will put George W. Bush to shame!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:23 am

oVo wrote:Speaking three languages fluently means you're trilingual and those who speak two are bilingual, but if you just speak one? You're American.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:28 am

Serbia wrote:While working off an 8' ladder, I suddenly felt like I was being stabbed by a needle going up my shaft.


Whose 8-foot ladder was he working off?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:45 pm

DaGip wrote:If I was rich, I would just stick my dick in a thawed out turkey and call it good.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:24 am

ChrisPond wrote:
And if I have to meet with client? The t-shirt comes off
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Nov 19, 2014 12:24 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Serbia wrote:While working off an 8' ladder, I suddenly felt like I was being stabbed by a needle going up my shaft.


Whose 8-foot ladder was he working off?

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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:49 pm

Lootifer wrote:Mate, you can cup my ass anytime
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 26, 2014 10:14 pm

That quote doesn't need context
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Re: No context quotes

Postby sempaispellcheck on Tue Dec 02, 2014 10:29 pm

musicalmaven wrote:i don't know what's wrong with me, but i keep giving myself the finger.

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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:31 pm

nietzsche wrote:I've never actually fucked a (female) prostitute.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:54 pm

hahaha
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:21 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:when it comes to school girls getting raped -- do such things really cause significant upset and social conflict?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:51 pm

Dammit. Well played.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:57 pm

betiko wrote:kill my pinkie... little butt
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Re: No context quotes

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:17 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Do ME, since I never did. The I can live vicariously through you.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:28 pm

nietsche said...
get a normal one, adapt it with a hose
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:32 pm

thegreekdog wrote:shit me
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:34 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:nietsche said...
get a normal one, adapt it with a hose


I still don't get what's quotable about that. It's surely a penis joke that's all you people think about all day long, penis.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:16 am

nietsche said
long, penis.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:04 am

nietzsche drives all the men crazy

nietzsche wrote:I don't let anyone in ever! Well, I do sometimes if they ask for it.
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