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Re: No context quotes

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jul 16, 2016 2:32 am

warmonger wrote
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Re: No context quotes

Postby warmonger1981 on Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:14 pm

I couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks for following me on my live posts. Now that's real comedy Jones. Maybe you should take notes instead of what you been doing. Then you might make people really laugh instead of the sympathy laughter you usually get.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby tkr4lf on Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:15 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:I couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks for following me on my live posts. Now that's real comedy Jones. Maybe you should take notes instead of what you been doing. Then you might make people really laugh instead of the sympathy laughter you usually get.

Yeah, we should definitely add you to the PL. ;)
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:00 am

Army of GOD wrote:I have a mastadon-like penis
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:19 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I have a mastadon-like penis

It's frozen in the Arctic permafrost?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jul 17, 2016 12:37 am

Dukasaur wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I have a mastadon-like penis

It's frozen in the Arctic permafrost?

Nope


It's hairy
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Serbia on Sun Jul 17, 2016 11:05 am

warmonger1981 wrote:I don't have a sports car parked in my garage.


Poor guy.
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might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
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Re: No context quotes

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun Jul 17, 2016 2:38 pm

You live in Detroit. So please fill me in on being poor as I'm sure you know so much about. BTW I have something else in my garage. 77 Cadillac Coupe Deville. Who needs sports cars when I'm collecting money from your mother in my Cadillac?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Sun Jul 17, 2016 3:04 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:Who needs sports cars when I'm collecting money from your mother


Serbia's mother jokes are so 2011.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Serbia on Sun Jul 17, 2016 4:35 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:I'm not a scholar


Way to state the obvious.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun Jul 17, 2016 8:02 pm

That pussy is so 1970's. Serbia how much time you wasting reading through my posts? Not as much time as your mother spends on her knees. This forum is now about my ridiculous posts. So please bring me more. I like to reminisce.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:18 am

warmong, Do you listen to 89.3? Do you think it's interesting that the most significant hipster radio station is located in your city?
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Re: No context quotes

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:25 am

It's actually a Minneapolis station. I'm a St.Paul boy. How would you know about that station? If you ever came to Minneapolis you would see it's a very liberal/progressive city. Uptown might be listening to that station. I'm more of an 89.9 guy. What does a hipster radio station have to do with anything? I have no problem with hipsters. I have a problem with people named Serbia who live in a shitty city like Detroit. He attacks me for no apparent reason. What's more pathetic is that he attacked my grammar. After years of me posting crazy shit he comes after me on grammar? Pathetic. If that's all he can do is attack me for grammar and nothing else just shows how stupid he is. Then we get old man rivers Bernie Sanders trying to hogpile on. He's even more stupid for backing Hillary.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:26 am

warmonger1981 wrote:I love thinking, talking and posting about cocks!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Jul 18, 2016 3:18 pm

Reported buddy.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Jul 18, 2016 3:25 pm

warmonger1981 wrote:It's actually a Minneapolis station. I'm a St.Paul boy. How would you know about that station? If you ever came to Minneapolis you would see it's a very liberal/progressive city. Uptown might be listening to that station. I'm more of an 89.9 guy. What does a hipster radio station have to do with anything? I have no problem with hipsters. I have a problem with people named Serbia who live in a shitty city like Detroit. He attacks me for no apparent reason. What's more pathetic is that he attacked my grammar. After years of me posting crazy shit he comes after me on grammar? Pathetic. If that's all he can do is attack me for grammar and nothing else just shows how stupid he is. Then we get old man rivers Bernie Sanders trying to hogpile on. He's even more stupid for backing Hillary.


It's a pretty significant radio station for bringing new talent to light. KEXP is also similar, but is disqualified for being on the coast (only squares live on the coasts now, flyover is where it's at). I just find it hilarious that even though there are a ton of hipsters in NYC, you have to leave the city to get decent non-commercial modern radio.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Jul 19, 2016 2:43 am

notyou2 wrote:I'm a big fat fattie with fattie tendencies.

Gimme your cake.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:39 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I'm a big fat fattie with fattie tendencies.

Gimme your cake.


You're doing it wrong. It's supposed to be quotes from posts, not private messages.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby apey on Sun Aug 07, 2016 2:00 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
apey wrote:I'm strangely attracted to Bernie Sanders, oh the bern I feel down below.
ummm.....no just f*ck no
But my knees do hurt dds, you promised me knee pads
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Re: No context quotes

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Aug 08, 2016 12:29 am

llama wrote:when our first "trip" came up. this means you pull all the pipe out of the hole and do whatever you need to do
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Bernie Sanders on Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:14 am

apey wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
apey wrote:I'm strangely attracted to Bernie Sanders, oh the bern I feel down below.
ummm.....no just f*ck no
But my knees do hurt dds, you promised me knee pads

Sorry, I don't do sick chicks.

Hope you feel better, maybe you can still get lucky with one of the other posters. 8-[
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Re: No context quotes

Postby warmonger1981 on Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:47 pm

Bernie can't do it with anyone. He known as "LD" in the hood. That's limp dick FYI.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby 2dimes on Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:27 pm

BigWham wrote:I can't believe how bad the poster Bernie Sanders is in the no context quotes thread. He obviously has no idea what to do there.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby riskllama on Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:38 pm

2dimes wrote:
BigWham wrote:I can't believe how bad the poster Bernie Sanders is in the no context quotes thread. He obviously has no idea what to do there.

=D>
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Re: No context quotes

Postby tzor on Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:50 am

Dukasaur wrote:Dear God: Your spelling sucks.
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