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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Wed May 06, 2015 2:16 am

nietzsche wrote:I will not fucking die a raisin


nietzsche wrote:[my penis] is yummy
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Re: No context quotes

Postby saxitoxin on Wed May 13, 2015 6:01 pm

Lord Arioch wrote:my grandma told me come over get some
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu May 28, 2015 11:24 am

khazalid wrote: how about a tip and a handjob?



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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:04 am

khazalid wrote:i think serbia would a proficient and gentle lover.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby khazalid on Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:56 am

i'm just full of gems, apparently.

you can quote me on that.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:53 pm

This needs saving

GabonX wrote:active terrorists are not allowed to hold political office
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Aug 09, 2015 8:41 pm

targetman377 wrote:qurik i may be coming over to your house with a big thing
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:08 am

Dukasaur wrote:Wife is away, so I'm having a man. blackened... and then drizzled... Yum.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:32 am

nietzsche wrote:I hate happy people
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:14 pm

notyou2 wrote:I am pretty


betiko wrote:I want penis in!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby nietzsche on Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:27 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I like...nietzsche. His [expletive] is... so large

I guess that's another way to achieve nirvana...
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:06 pm

betiko wrote:I want penis in!
[/quote]

Was just a matter of time.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:37 pm

nietzsche wrote:A cousin would be okay
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Re: No context quotes

Postby targetman377 on Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:07 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:qurik i may be coming over to your house with a big thing

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Quirk on Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:01 pm

targetman377 wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
targetman377 wrote:qurik i may be coming over to your house with a big thing

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


targetman has consistently misspelled my name since 2009. qurik shows up over 20 times in his posts.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby khazalid on Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:37 pm

if he's consistent about anything it is surely misspelling
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Re: No context quotes

Postby targetman377 on Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:39 pm

well i misspelled it and by the time i relized it i was like f*ck it he is qurik i like it better qurik!!!
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:05 am

khazalid wrote:just curious about aog's unmentionables
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:41 pm

mrswdk wrote:Most people just smoke a joint and kiss someone of the same sex as them.


explains a lot
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Quirk on Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:50 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Go for it. A hole
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Re: No context quotes

Postby mrswdk on Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:51 pm

notyou2 wrote:I can get most of my fingers up there in one go
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Re: No context quotes

Postby notyou2 on Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:12 am

mrswdk wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I can get most of my fingers up there in one go


Not my fault you're loose.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:56 pm

notyou2 wrote:You obviously have very strong feelings for this boy. My apologies.
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Re: No context quotes

Postby Quirk on Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:04 am

targetman377 wrote:i am no quirk
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Re: No context quotes

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:28 am

GoranZ wrote:You are looking for bananas in wrong place ;)



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