Soccer Is A Girls' Game

[pimpdave]

Why do men even play it?

I flipped through Bend it Like Beckham on tv recently, and all I could think about was how soccer movies are best for women because only women like it.

What do you guys think? Isn't Kiera Knightly hot in that movie?

[Army of GOD]

Knightley is hot in any movie

[Slavivlad]

Knightley is hot in any movie

What she said.

[maxfaraday]

Why do men even play it? Is it because they secretly want to be women?

I flipped through Bend it Like Beckham on tv recently, and all I could think about was how soccer movies are best for women because only women and girly men like it.

Funny you should say that...

When I see some bigotted word that would earn me a ban wearing an armor to play some pale imitation of rugby because these little girls are afraid of getting hurt on tv, I can't help laughing at them.

[Army of GOD]

Knightley is hot in any movie

What she said.

[Conchobar]

Why do men even play it? Is it because they secretly want to be women?

I'm guessing you might be a bit thick & therefore can't appreciate a game of skill. Don't worry, the rest of the world won't mind if you stick to your silly American sports. I've always been curious as to why American Throwball is wrongly named. At no point in the stop/start borefest of a game do the players actually use their feet. O except for that guy with one shoe who might come on, with his team of non-participants, for 30 seconds just to kick the easiest of kicks from straight in front of the post. What a load of shit, it's no surprise that no amount of money would attract the bet oval ball kickers in the world to play in the NTL.

On another note, how strange, funny & ignorant it is that your baseball (which I play & like) competition is called the 'World series.' O look an American team won the 'World Series' again, what a surprise. Does it make you feel a false sense of superiority I wonder or is it just that you actually think the 50 states are countries & America is the world? Does that make Puerto Rico the moon?

[The Bison King]

Womens Soccer is Hot.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Kiera Knightly is not hot. Sorry to burst your bubbles. Unless you're into pre-pubescent boys, then whatever. Personally, I thought the main chick in that movie, Parminder Nagra, was way hotter.

-TG

[Army of GOD]

Kiera Knightly is not hot. Sorry to burst your bubbles. Unless you're into pre-pubescent boys, then whatever. Personally, I thought the main chick in that movie, Parminder Nagra, was way hotter.

-TG

Only pre-pubescent girls think someone is hotter than Knightly

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Kiera Knightly is not hot. Sorry to burst your bubbles. Unless you're into pre-pubescent boys, then whatever. Personally, I thought the main chick in that movie, Parminder Nagra, was way hotter.

-TG

Only pre-pubescent girls think someone is hotter than Knightly

Can you braid my hair?

-TG

[nietzsche]

I guess pd is very tough.


I play soccer.


I'd take on pd any day. Seriously. To me pd looks like this:

[pimpdave]

Kiera Knightly is not hot. Sorry to burst your bubbles. Unless you're into pre-pubescent boys, then whatever. Personally, I thought the main chick in that movie, Parminder Nagra, was way hotter.

-TG

Only pre-pubescent girls think someone is hotter than Knightly

Can you braid my hair?

-TG

I don't know man, I mean, she doesn't have much in the mammaries department, but everything else is really feminine. She's just athletic.

[pimpdave]

I guess pd is very tough.


I play soccer.


I'd take on pd any day. Seriously. To me pd looks like this:

Oh okay

[Army of GOD]

As someone who's played (and watched) most of the popular world sports (other than cricket), this is my toughness ranking:

hockey > rugby > football > basketball > baseball > soccer > golf

[Symmetry]

As someone who's played (and watched) most of the popular world sports (other than cricket), this is my toughness ranking:

hockey > rugby > football > basketball > baseball > soccer > golf

Boxing?

[pimpdave]

boxing/mma > hockey > football/rugby > basketball > baseball > golf > competitive eating > soccer


FTFY

[maxfaraday]

As someone who's played (and watched) most of the popular world sports (other than cricket), this is my toughness ranking:

hockey > rugby > football > basketball > baseball > soccer > golf

Ludicrous.

The Rugby/Hockey/Baseball/Basketball/whatever world/olympic champion is the Rugby/Hockey/Baseball/Basketball/whatever champion.

Spain is THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD;

But you stupid Americans will never understand that.

[Army of GOD]

boxing/mma > hockey > football/rugby > basketball > baseball > golf > competitive eating > soccer


FTFY

never boxed or MMA'd, so I have no idea where that would land. I guess it could go in front.

As someone who's played (and watched) most of the popular world sports (other than cricket), this is my toughness ranking:

hockey > rugby > football > basketball > baseball > soccer > golf

Ludicrous.

The Rugby/Hockey/Baseball/Basketball/whatever world/olympic champion is the Rugby/Hockey/Baseball/Basketball/whatever champion.

Spain is THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD;

But you stupid Americans will never understand that.

the hell are you talking about?

[natty dread]

Womens Soccer is Hot.

that is hot

that's all i have to say about this

[Army of GOD]

Womens Soccer is Hot.

no shin guards. she won't be allowed to play.

[Pedronicus]

what's MMA?

I've done MDMA. what happens when you miss out the D?
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[IR1SH ACE]

also if your looking for a proper contact sport where men dont need to but on padding and helmets but still knock the bolloxs out of each other you cant beat the Irish/Aussies International rules games...........

thats proper feckin contact sport......nuff said...

[pimpdave]

what's MMA?

I've done MDMA. what happens when you miss out the D?
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MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts. It's a bloodsport like boxing that's getting more popular. Basically, it takes all of strategy, drama and grace of boxing, and replaces it with two guys rolling around on the floor punching each other in the dick.

[Army of GOD]

what's MMA?

I've done MDMA. what happens when you miss out the D?
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MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts. It's a bloodsport like boxing that's getting more popular. Basically, it takes all of strategy, drama and grace of boxing, and replaces it with two guys rolling around on the floor punching each other in the dick.

Sometimes they're more intimate and just hold each other.

[maxfaraday]

MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts. It's a bloodsport like boxing that's getting more popular. Basically, it takes all of strategy, drama and grace of boxing, and replaces it with two guys rolling around on the floor punching each other in the dick.

It's a love/hate thing...

They're american, What they want actually is to give the other guy a BJ.