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If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby Maugena on Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:22 pm

That is not CC-related, necessarily.
What genre would it be?

Perhaps we could throw together a game concept, each one of us inputting a single idea to be implemented in the game.
I wonder what we'd get if we were to do that, eh? Could be funny...
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:19 pm

This game needs to wire people's money to a bank account of my choosing.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby nietzsche on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:55 pm

Baseball.

I can play 2B.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:55 pm

This game requires that BBS chooses my bank account
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:06 pm

A kissing game. Maybe to take place in the closet. A bottle might be involved.

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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:38 pm

This game requires that AoG must give me his account.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:44 pm

This game requires that BBS then gives my account back to me and doesn't allow him or anyone else to take it back
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:52 pm

This game requires that after I choose a bank account which will be AoG's but given to me and then given back to him ultimately, he must give me all the money in the game account and all of his other bank accounts.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:57 pm

this game requires that BBS' last post is to be disregarded as well as any post after this.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:02 pm

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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby notyou2 on Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:32 pm

Would the game involve a ban hammer?
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby Maugena on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:04 pm

notyou2 wrote:Would the game involve a ban hammer?

It's your call, bro-bro-bro.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby Maugena on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:12 pm

So let me get this straight...
Thus far, the game is...

1. A baseball kissing game in a closet with a bottle.
2. Nietzsche is on second base.
3. Everyone's money must be wired to Army of GOD's bank account which is then given to BBS and then given back to Army of GOD where the bank account will stay.
4. The money from the game account and all of Army of GOD's other accounts will not be given to BBS on the grounds of BBS's posts be disregarded henceforth and the one mentioning said money transfers.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:28 pm

Okay, I got it. There are priests trying to molest little boys, and our hero is Dan Savage who must savagely rape the priests before they rape the little boys.

If Dan Savage rapes a priest who is at that time raping a little boy, you get zero points. The good deed is negated by the bad.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby Baron Von PWN on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:39 pm

The game requires that AOG's bank accounts be frozen due to suspicious activity.

Also The game should be the most dangerous game.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:43 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Okay, I got it. There are priests trying to molest little boys, and our hero is Dan Savage who must savagely rape the priests before they rape the little boys.

If Dan Savage rapes a priest who is at that time raping a little boy, you get zero points. The good deed is negated by the bad.


this game requires that we do not disregard this post because it is awesome
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby IcePack on Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:47 pm

The game should at some point include russian roulette with an old colt 6 shot pistol. Maybe as a bonus cash round for AoG?

Point, aim, shoot. Bonus! (either way, we all win)
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:14 pm

Add elements of whack a mole, and 7 minutes in heaven. Whack in 7 minutes.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue May 01, 2012 2:25 am

So pretty much this is like Calvinball? Cuz I'm totally down for some Calvinball.

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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby natty dread on Tue May 01, 2012 4:55 am

Can we code it in python?
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby notyou2 on Tue May 01, 2012 10:42 am

Who will wield the ban hammer?
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby Pedronicus on Tue May 01, 2012 11:05 am

The game should start only after each player has made themselves dizzy with a broom.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Wed May 02, 2012 9:53 am

It will involve Mafia

and cotton candy clouds that fire poison paintball darts
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby pmchugh on Wed May 02, 2012 10:09 am

natty dread wrote:Can we code it in python?


The first game I ever made was a 100m race (like track & field style) game in python. Therefore the game shall include a race.
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Re: If CC Members Were to Make a Game

Postby laughingcavalier on Wed May 02, 2012 11:26 am

Points will be awarded on a basis of x/y * 20 where x is the score of the winning player and y is 17 on Tuesdays but not on any other day. The player with the most points at any one time will be Dan Savage but anyone who calls him Dan Savage will get the ban hammer (except on Wednesdays).
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