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Longest time without jerking off...

Postby nietzsche on Tue May 01, 2012 3:15 am

I just realised it's been more than a week :o

The poll is only for men, because we would need a bigger scale for women.
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby Pirlo on Tue May 01, 2012 3:54 am

I can't remember the period accurately. a good amount of weeks though. it was last summer when my dick was really itchy.
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby Neoteny on Tue May 01, 2012 5:15 am

From the day I was born until my early teens.
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby Slavivlad on Tue May 01, 2012 5:46 am

Neoteny wrote:From the day I was born until my early teens.


This dude knows where it's at ;)
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby keiths31 on Tue May 01, 2012 3:39 pm

Neoteny wrote:From the day I was born until my early teens.


Surprised that answer took until the third post.
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 01, 2012 3:42 pm

30 minutes
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue May 01, 2012 4:00 pm

Disregarding until about age 11 or so, a week during camping. Biggest load ever. Explosive.

inb4 he took it too far.

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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby nietzsche on Tue May 01, 2012 4:50 pm

Army of GOD wrote:30 minutes


You didn't vote.
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 01, 2012 5:25 pm

I don't believe in voting
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby xeno on Tue May 01, 2012 6:53 pm

I didn't masturbate until I was 14. I still remember the feeling of not being able to wipe the smile off my face afterwards.

Anyway since then I went like two months one time when I was on sort of like a summer long band trip. Then, I took this chicks virginity.
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Postby Army of GOD on Tue May 01, 2012 6:54 pm

xeno wrote:I didn't masturbate until I was 14. I still remember the feeling of not being able to wipe the smile off my face afterwards. .


I still remember the feeling of not being able to wipe the semen off my pants
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Postby notyou2 on Tue May 01, 2012 7:18 pm

xeno wrote:I didn't masturbate until I was 14. I still remember the feeling of not being able to wipe the smile off my face afterwards.

Anyway since then I went like two months one time when I was on sort of like a summer long band trip. Then, I took this chicks virginity.


One time at band camp?
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby nietzsche on Tue May 01, 2012 7:42 pm

xeno wrote:I didn't masturbate until I was 14. I still remember the feeling of not being able to wipe the smile off my face afterwards.

Anyway since then I went like two months one time when I was on sort of like a summer long band trip. Then, I took this chicks virginity.


Lol, I remember my first one, "so thiiss what everybody is talking about!!". I actually tried like 3 times before that, but didn't finish, I stopped after I got bored of rubbing it and nothing. I'd thought, meh.. but when it finally happened I felt like i had just got my best present ever lol
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby xeno on Wed May 02, 2012 5:09 pm

nietzsche wrote:Lol, I remember my first one, "so thiiss what everybody is talking about!!". I actually tried like 3 times before that, but didn't finish, I stopped after I got bored of rubbing it and nothing. I'd thought, meh.. but when it finally happened I felt like i had just got my best present ever lol

This guy knows what I'm talking about. I was actually having A LOT of wet dreams and one thing led to another and I was jacking it to some terrible porn. I still get wet dreams if I go too long without jacking it. At first it was my own way of justifying masturbation.

Also you guys don't know what you missed out on, band kids are the most sexually active kids in every high school. Thats a fact.
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby jak111 on Wed May 02, 2012 5:27 pm

Depends... <.< >.> Up until I first masturbated (8)? Or recently?
4 months was the longest from 8-10
2 months 10-11
1 month 11-13
2 weeks 13-15
1 week 15-16
4 days 16-17
Daily 17

:P So what category do I fit in? XDDD
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby nietzsche on Wed May 02, 2012 5:28 pm

jak111 wrote:Depends... <.< >.> Up until I first masturbated (8)? Or recently?
4 months was the longest from 8-10
2 months 10-11
1 month 11-13
2 weeks 13-15
1 week 15-16
4 days 16-17
Daily 17

:P So what category do I fit in? XDDD


wtf you started at 8???
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby jak111 on Wed May 02, 2012 5:29 pm

nietzsche wrote:
jak111 wrote:Depends... <.< >.> Up until I first masturbated (8)? Or recently?
4 months was the longest from 8-10
2 months 10-11
1 month 11-13
2 weeks 13-15
1 week 15-16
4 days 16-17
Daily 17

:P So what category do I fit in? XDDD


wtf you started at 8???


Early puberty mate. :P
o.e I'm so perverted I probably can name off over 100 different fetishes whether I like them or not...
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby nietzsche on Wed May 02, 2012 7:14 pm

jak111 wrote:o.e I'm so perverted I probably can name off over 100 different fetishes whether I like them or not...


save it..

saxi, were people in Communist Germany allowed to jerk off?
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby jak111 on Wed May 02, 2012 7:38 pm

nietzsche wrote:
jak111 wrote:o.e I'm so perverted I probably can name off over 100 different fetishes whether I like them or not...


save it..

saxi, were people in Communist Germany allowed to jerk off?


XD
Don't worry, I had no intention on sharing ;)
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby nietzsche on Wed May 02, 2012 7:44 pm

jak111 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
jak111 wrote:o.e I'm so perverted I probably can name off over 100 different fetishes whether I like them or not...


save it..

saxi, were people in Communist Germany allowed to jerk off?


XD
Don't worry, I had no intention on sharing ;)


Now you have to name them....
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby jak111 on Wed May 02, 2012 8:02 pm

nietzsche wrote:
jak111 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
jak111 wrote:o.e I'm so perverted I probably can name off over 100 different fetishes whether I like them or not...


save it..

saxi, were people in Communist Germany allowed to jerk off?


XD
Don't worry, I had no intention on sharing ;)


Now you have to name them....


:P Well can I name categories so other people don't get too freaked out with detail? :P
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby xeno on Wed May 02, 2012 8:18 pm

jak111 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
jak111 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
jak111 wrote:o.e I'm so perverted I probably can name off over 100 different fetishes whether I like them or not...


save it..

saxi, were people in Communist Germany allowed to jerk off?


XD
Don't worry, I had no intention on sharing ;)


Now you have to name them....


:P Well can I name categories so other people don't get too freaked out with detail? :P

Who cares if people get freaked out. I want to hear what a dirty dirty pervert you are, especially someone who could stimulate sexual feelings before they left elementary school
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby natty dread on Wed May 02, 2012 8:27 pm

nietzsche wrote:I just realised it's been more than a week :o

The poll is only for men, because we would need a bigger scale for women.


Wow, you have some mixed up ideas about women.

Then again, considering the way you're constantly overcompensating with your sigs and avatars it's probably not a surprise to anyone...
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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby jak111 on Wed May 02, 2012 8:38 pm

xeno wrote:Who cares if people get freaked out. I want to hear what a dirty dirty pervert you are, especially someone who could stimulate sexual feelings before they left elementary school


o.O You sound like a pedophile, lol jk. "Come here little boy, I got candy in my van" XD

BDSM (Covers):
~Bondage
~Slave/Master Roleplay
~Submissive/Dominatrix Roleplay
~Foot Fetishes
~Sadism
~Machonism
~Spankings
~(Deciding what you do with BDSM there's others that can fall under this category or other categories)

Odd Fetishes (Covers):
~Armpit job (Yes, this is a real fetish out there, I did not know this one until a year ago).
~Beastiality (While illegal and I do not agree with it, it's out there)
~Pedofilism (Pedo's)

Normal(ish) Fetishes (Covers):
~Vaginal
~Oral
~Hand job
~Anal
~Boob job
~Foot job

Animated Fetishes (Covers):
~Hentai (Girls)
~Yuri (Little boys o.e)
~Lolita (o.e Little girls :sick: )
~Furry (Animals in human forms)
~Tentacles
~Monsters (Other than tentacles)
~Vore (Eating people sexually o.e)
~Gore (Blood and guts)
~Bishounens (Guys in a lone picture)
~Yiff (Two or more guys)
~Dojikko (Cleaning/Cooking fetish o.e)
~Meganekko (Glasses fetish)
~Kyonyuu (Big boobs)
~Zettai Ryouki (Leg long socks)
~Pantsu (You may have guessed from the name, a pantie fetish)

Gross Fetishes... Warning: Contains very... explicit material (Contains):
~Scat
~Piss
~Puke
(By process of elimination, you'll know what scat is)

Sexuality Fetishes (Contains):
~Straight
~Gay
~Lesbian
~Bisexual
~Orgy
~Three-some

Exotic Fetishes (Contains):
~Lesbian wrestling (Ultimate Surrender <.< Not even kidding, look it up if you like that XD)
~Gay wrestling
~Mud wrestling


Yea... Those are only a few... v.v I know too many things, some I don't mind. Others I wish I could get the images out of my head. Also, like I said, not all of them I enjoy, I just know about them o.O

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Re: Longest time without jerking off...

Postby xeno on Wed May 02, 2012 8:42 pm

jak111 wrote:
xeno wrote:Who cares if people get freaked out. I want to hear what a dirty dirty pervert you are, especially someone who could stimulate sexual feelings before they left elementary school


o.O You sound like a pedophile, lol jk. "Come here little boy, I got candy in my van" XD



Sorry if it came out that way. I'm not at all interested in your 8 year old self's sex drive, but the sex drive of a man who could cum at age 8.
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