The secret to happiness is...

by **Pedronicus** on Fri May 18, 2012 4:09 pm

A bad memory.

Trust me on this.

by **squishyg** on Fri May 18, 2012 4:10 pm

A warm baby falling asleep on your chest.

by **saxitoxin** on Fri May 18, 2012 4:14 pm

squishyg wrote:A warm baby falling asleep on your chest.

Replace "on your chest" with "in your trap" and we'd be in agreement.

by **Phatscotty** on Fri May 18, 2012 5:36 pm

The secret to happiness is realizing it's a moral obligation. Happy people make the world better. Unhappy people make the world worse.

We are as happy as we decide to be

by **Pirlo** on Fri May 18, 2012 9:18 pm

daily BJ!

by **pmchugh** on Fri May 18, 2012 10:38 pm

the secret is to suffer through a few years of a uni course that fucks you up the arse and then wait till the glorious last day of it. Just wait and then enjoy, fucking enjoy. Drink and birds help too

by **thegreekdog** on Fri May 18, 2012 10:45 pm

Beer.

Wait, no, that's the cause of and solution to all the world's problems.

by **2dimes** on Fri May 18, 2012 10:58 pm

Having lots of things to complain about. Especially when they are all first world problems.

by **oss spy** on Fri May 18, 2012 11:15 pm

Pedronicus wrote:A bad memory.

Trust me on this.

I wish I knew who you were so I could give you one hundred dollars...those are true words that you've spoken.

by **Phatscotty** on Fri May 18, 2012 11:29 pm

oss spy wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:A bad memory.

Trust me on this.

I wish I knew who you were so I could give you one hundred dollars...those are true words that you've spoken.

Why are those words true? Because that's the only way some people can live with themselves and all the evil shit they've done to people? To forget it?

by **Army of GOD** on Fri May 18, 2012 11:32 pm

I know the secret to happiness, but I'm not telling you plebs. That's why it's called a "secret".

by **Maugena** on Sat May 19, 2012 12:35 am

...having a big dick.

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by **natty dread** on Sat May 19, 2012 1:34 am

Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

...

Nope... Having a big PENIS doesn't really make you any happier. You get less sex when anyone you f*ck has to spend a few days recovering from the aftermath of your PENIS, and also, it's hard to masturbate when your fingers don't reach all the way around your PENIS...

Long story short, sometimes I wish my PENIS was smaller.

by **Pedronicus** on Sat May 19, 2012 5:27 am

Phatscotty wrote:
oss spy wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:A bad memory.

Trust me on this.

I wish I knew who you were so I could give you one hundred dollars...those are true words that you've spoken.

Why are those words true? Because that's the only way some people can live with themselves and all the evil shit they've done to people? To forget it?

Jesus H Christ PS. Not everything in life is in such extremes as you tend to think in.

by **Phatscotty** on Sat May 19, 2012 5:42 am

Pedronicus wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
oss spy wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:A bad memory.

Trust me on this.

I wish I knew who you were so I could give you one hundred dollars...those are true words that you've spoken.

Why are those words true? Because that's the only way some people can live with themselves and all the evil shit they've done to people? To forget it?

Jesus H Christ PS. Not everything in life is in such extremes as you tend to think in.

I just asked why. Maybe you could answer? Why is having a bad memory the secret to happiness?

by **Timminz** on Sat May 19, 2012 7:49 am

..a warm gun.

by **Borderdawg** on Sat May 19, 2012 12:09 pm

...divorce...

by **saxitoxin** on Sat May 19, 2012 1:05 pm

natty dread wrote:
Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

...

Nope... Having a big PENIS doesn't really make you any happier. You get less sex when anyone you f*ck has to spend a few days recovering from the aftermath of your PENIS, and also, it's hard to masturbate when your fingers don't reach all the way around your PENIS...

double fist it, bro

by **natty dread** on Sat May 19, 2012 7:04 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
natty dread wrote:
Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

...

Nope... Having a big PENIS doesn't really make you any happier. You get less sex when anyone you f*ck has to spend a few days recovering from the aftermath of your PENIS, and also, it's hard to masturbate when your fingers don't reach all the way around your PENIS...

double fist it, bro

tnx 4 the protip bro

or wait, is it a BROTIP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

laugh with me saxi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by **Army of GOD** on Sat May 19, 2012 8:55 pm

the secret to happiness is always go for the Oranges in Monopoly.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Sat May 19, 2012 10:03 pm

The secret to happiness is to never go near an orange in The Godfather

by **Army of GOD** on Sat May 19, 2012 10:06 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:The secret to happiness is to never go near an orange in The Godfather

Except if you're playing The Godfather Monopoly

by **xeno** on Sat May 19, 2012 10:10 pm

Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

...

its alright bro. just f*ck tighter chicks. they dont know the difference

by **rdsrds2120** on Sat May 19, 2012 10:11 pm

natty dread wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
natty dread wrote:
Maugena wrote:...having a big dick.

...

Nope... Having a big PENIS doesn't really make you any happier. You get less sex when anyone you f*ck has to spend a few days recovering from the aftermath of your PENIS, and also, it's hard to masturbate when your fingers don't reach all the way around your PENIS...

double fist it, bro

tnx 4 the protip bro

or wait, is it a BROTIP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

laugh with me saxi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA