I'm bored with my life,

[nietzsche]

what should i do with it?

[jonesthecurl]

Become a cab driver - then you can complain to one person at a time. You'll get more wear out of your ennui.

[nietzsche]

Become a cab driver - then you can complain to one person at a time. You'll get more wear out of your ennui.

will my cab have A/A ?

[Army of GOD]

you'd probably make the Phillies.

Also, I didn't even know Thome played for them long enough to get 100 HRs with them.

[nietzsche]

you'd probably make the Phillies.

Also, I didn't even know Thome played for them long enough to get 100 HRs with them.

btw what's that fetish the killing has for thome?

[Army of GOD]

you'd probably make the Phillies.

Also, I didn't even know Thome played for them long enough to get 100 HRs with them.

btw what's that fetish the killing has for thome?

I don't know. It's hard not to like Thome. He's such a good hitter and he was never tarnished with steroid allegations.

[natty dread]

don't believe what they say...

suicide IS the answer

[john9blue]

nietzsche is getting all existential again... not surprising.

[nietzsche]

too many answers too little voting!

[john9blue]

too many answers too little voting!

Select up to 2 options

You may select 1 option

[nietzsche]

too many answers too little voting!

Select up to 2 options

You may select 1 option

[Juan_Bottom]

Go with 1. I'm 26 and I think I'm going to try that next.

[john9blue]

63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.

[saxitoxin]

63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.

Medically impossible. You'd potentially have to jerk off as many as two or even three times a week before it was fatal.

[john9blue]

63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.

Medically impossible. You'd potentially have to jerk off as many as two or even three times a week before it was fatal.

if this is true then 90% of the teenage male population would have died long ago

[Juan_Bottom]

Teenage boys are invincible. Ask them.

[2dimes]

63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.

Medically impossible. You'd potentially have to jerk off as many as two or even three times a week before it was fatal.

if this is true then 90% of the teenage male population would have died long ago

Uh yeah. My data is over a decade old but...

[saxitoxin]

63% of us want him to jerk off to death. he has no other options at this point.

Medically impossible. You'd potentially have to jerk off as many as two or even three times a week before it was fatal.

if this is true then 90% of the teenage male population would have died long ago

Uh yeah. My data is over a decade old but...

I hate to break it to you, however, your "join dates" on CC are the days you died. Fortunately we were able to digitize your consciousness and upload it to the server. However, due to budget cuts, the afterlife takes the form of a message board on a Risk knock-off gaming site.

[john9blue]

I hate to break it to you, however, your "join dates" on CC are the days you died. Fortunately we were able to digitize your consciousness and upload it to the server. However, due to budget cuts, the afterlife takes the form of a message board on a Risk knock-off gaming site.

i always knew this was a forum full of wankers.

[Phatscotty]

Learn to play an instrument. You might find you are some sevante genius on a banjo

[2dimes]

I hate to break it to you, however, your "join dates" on CC are the days you died. Fortunately we were able to digitize your consciousness and upload it to the server. However, due to budget cuts, the afterlife takes the form of a message board on a Risk knock-off gaming site.

i always knew this was a forum full of wankers.

Could be much worse. I would think if this were accurate I would be better at lucid dreaming, and someone would have did me a favour like digitizing out my wife or something so I could get back to the task at hand more often.

[AndyDufresne]

When I first read the title of this topic, I thought it said 'wife' instead of life. Parody thread up for grabs.


--Andy

[2dimes]

Too painfull.

[huamulan]

Go volunteer in a conflict zone (e.g. on the Sudan/South Sudan border). It'll work magic on the way you view life.

[StinkyPeeHole]

I've been trying the "jerk off to death" approach for a long time without any results. Now let's all go find a nice white woman to make love to!

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