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What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby 2dimes on Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:06 pm

Yay picture thread. Go!
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:26 pm

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look at this guy. shameless!
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby / on Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:28 pm

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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:40 pm

Yeah he should go back to singing with U2.
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:15 pm

You guys totally ripped off my post from coolest animal!!!!!
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:55 pm

Grrr! blah blah blah!
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But you didn't hear that , didya?

Why on foe? Am I not a nice and sensible guy?
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:55 pm

Oh, and plagiarism.
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:02 pm

PS yes my suit is empty. Haven't worn it this year yet.
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby Phatscotty on Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:29 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Grrr! blah blah blah!
Phttt!
But you didn't hear that , didya?

Why on foe? Am I not a nice and sensible guy?


sometimes I look.

I ask myself why from time to time too. It was from a long time ago, but you don't post much so I never really notice. I think you used to troll me in 2010
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:30 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Grrr! blah blah blah!
Phttt!
But you didn't hear that , didya?

Why on foe? Am I not a nice and sensible guy?


sometimes I look.

I ask myself why from time to time too. It was from a long time ago, but you don't post much so I never really notice. I think you used to troll me in 2010


if i had someone on foe and i didn't know why they were on foe, i would probably remove them lol

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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:32 am

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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby chang50 on Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:53 am

2dimes wrote:Yay picture thread. Go!


Homo sapiens without a doubt..
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:02 am

Fossa

As many as eight males will be at a mating site, staying in close vicinity to the receptive female. The female seems to choose the male she mates with, and the males compete for the attention of the female with a significant amount of vocalization and antagonistic interactions. The female may choose to mate with several of the males, and her choice of mate does not seem to have any correlation to the physical appearance of the males.

To stimulate the male to mount her, she gives a series of mewling vocalizations. The male mounts from behind, resting his body on her slightly off-center, a position requiring delicate balance; if the female were to stand, the male would have significant difficulty continuing. He places his paws on her shoulders or grasps her around the waist and often licks her neck. Mating may last for nearly three hours. This unusually lengthy mating is due to the physical nature of the male's erect penis, which has backwards-pointing spines along most of its length.


Just like a human being.
Except, y'know, for the backwards-pointing spines...

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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:08 am

You haven't met my first wife.
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:58 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:You haven't met my first wife.

Your first wife had a penis?
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:10 pm

it has to be the earth worm, those hermaphrodites
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby pmchugh on Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:12 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:You haven't met my first wife.

Your first wife had a penis?


That is probably why he calls her his "first" wife.
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:22 pm

Someone going to post the "that word you used, I don't think it means what you think it means." gif?

Asexual ≠ hermaphrodite.
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:37 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:You haven't met my first wife.

Your first wife had a penis?


not nearly often enough.
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby Borderdawg on Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:33 pm

Can't believe it! No Kardashians, Hiltons, or Madonna?? :?
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Re: What's the sluttiest animal?

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:50 am

Worms are hermaphrodites.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:11 am

Pics or it didn't happen.
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