I don't get it

[TheProwler]

I was at a Gordon Lightfoot concert last night and he told a joke...and I don't get it!

Can someone please explain it?

Here it is...


How long is the hair on a rabbits back?
















About 2 seconds.

[2dimes]

Hare.

[Army of GOD]

apparently hares are premature ejaculators

[TheProwler]

Hare.

So the hare jumped on the rabbit and the rabbit ran away or something? I thought it might be a play on words with hair/hare...but I expected it to be funny.


He did tell a pretty good one...


I don't drink anything harder than pop these days.








My pop will drink just about anything.

[2dimes]

I don't know if it's funny but I think this was where he was going with the gag.

apparently hares are premature ejaculators

[Phatscotty]

...and they reproduce like bunnies

[Woodruff]

Prowler, even with all these posts, I still don't get it.

[Johnny Rockets]

How was the concert?

Is he looking healthier than last year?

JRock

[john9blue]

my guess is that "hair" means "crosshair"

as in, a hunter is aiming at the rabbit for two seconds and then shoots it

[Army of GOD]

I have one that pisses me off too.

In that one iPhone commercial with Malkovich, I don't get the joke: "Two iPhones walk into a bar. I forget the rest."

Is Siri talking about a magnetic bar and so her memory got erased or something?

[TA1LGUNN3R]

He's saying that the hare fucked the rabbit and only lasted two seconds, because yes, they f*ck very vast and after ejaculation they just fall off the back of the female. Maybe he doesn't realize that hares aren't rabbits, maybe he's insinuating a little interspecies lovin', idk.

-TG

[saxitoxin]

they f*ck very vast and after ejaculation they just fall off the back of the female

oh great, another thread about AoG

[TheProwler]

my guess is that "hair" means "crosshair"

as in, a hunter is aiming at the rabbit for two seconds and then shoots it

Could be...

I feel a lot better now because it seemed that my wife and I were the only ones saying "I don't get it." I thought maybe I misheard him, but I searched the Internet and found the same joke in a "Stupid Jokes" thread.

How was the concert?

Is he looking healthier than last year?

JRock

Well, I didn't get a real close look at him...I was in the mezzanine and pretty far away. But he walked around a lot better than the last time I saw him (a year or two ago).

The concert was great. Gordon can't hit the high notes anymore, but his unmistakable voice is really something in the ranges he can still handle. And the music was tight. A lot of the songs he played parts alone, and his finger picking is excellent. And when the other four band members played along, it was beautifully done. Super, super tight. It could have been used as a live album recording.

He has a new lead guitarist and plugged his "harp guitar" music a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iTbh_cvX2w

[Master Fenrir]

I was at a Gordon Lightfoot concert last night and he told a joke...and I don't get it!

Can someone please explain it?

Here it is...


How long is the hair on a rabbits back?


About 2 seconds.

The HARE was on the rabbit's back, had sex with it, and it took 2 seconds. So how long was the hare on the rabbit's back? 2 seconds.

Fun with homophones!

I have one that pisses me off too.

In that one iPhone commercial with Malkovich, I don't get the joke: "Two iPhones walk into a bar. I forget the rest."

Is Siri talking about a magnetic bar and so her memory got erased or something?

The iPhone 4 got lost in a bar by an employee and was bought by Gizmodo and shown before it was released. The same happend with a 4s.

Note to self: move headquarters building further away from bars.

[Gillipig]

I get that you don't get it.

[ManBungalow]

How long is the hair on a rabbits back?

About 2 seconds.

It's because the rabbit was slain and skinned in a period of about 2 seconds. Thus, it has no hare.

[oVo]

apparently hares are premature ejaculators

No, but they are quick little thumpers.

[Army of GOD]

I was at a Gordon Lightfoot concert last night and he told a joke...and I don't get it!

Can someone please explain it?

Here it is...


How long is the hair on a rabbits back?


About 2 seconds.

The HARE was on the rabbit's back, had sex with it, and it took 2 seconds. So how long was the hare on the rabbit's back? 2 seconds.

Fun with homophones!

I have one that pisses me off too.

In that one iPhone commercial with Malkovich, I don't get the joke: "Two iPhones walk into a bar. I forget the rest."

Is Siri talking about a magnetic bar and so her memory got erased or something?

The iPhone 4 got lost in a bar by an employee and was bought by Gizmodo and shown before it was released. The same happend with a 4s.

Note to self: move headquarters building further away from bars.

I liked my interpretation better.