Beautiful People Only

[saxitoxin]

this is a restricted access thread

self-policing / honor system

thanks

[nietzsche]

what's up?

[saxitoxin]

what's up?

just chillin'

what's going on

[nietzsche]

nuthin, just trying to ditch this girl that keeps calling me..

did you buy that hair product i told you about?

[Phatscotty]

She-lah

[rdsrds2120]

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty:



nietzsche, get out.

-rd

[nietzsche]

Who are this two saxi? PScotty and rds?

I thought they didn't let hobos in here..

[john9blue]

i am beautiful
in every single way
words can't bring me down

[rdsrds2120]

i am beautiful
in every single way
words can't bring me down

You go, girl.

[whitestazn88]

dickpic.jpg

beautiful enough?

[Army of GOD]

is this a trap thread aimed at me?

[saxitoxin]

nietzsche is allowed in because he's Latin and all Latin men on the internet look like Antonio Banderas before he got fat and ugly and his face fell apart

Scott is allowed in because he's from Minnesota, which is almost Canada, so probably has pretty good skin

rdsrds2120 is allowed in because he can bust a move

john9blue is allowed in because he has self-confidence and a confident person is a beautiful person

Army of God is allowed in because he and Lootifer are the board jocks so they're both probably beautiful

whitestazn88 - I heard Woodruff is starting a thread you might be interested in joining

[/]

On the inside or the outside? Because I can only do one at a time.

[saxitoxin]

On the inside or the outside?

if you have to ask this might not be the thread for you

[Beckytheblondie]

I'm here. What are we doing tonight?

[rdsrds2120]

On the inside or the outside?

if you have to ask this might not be the thread for you

/, do you have enough Saxbucks to afford the surgery to fix said problem? I know AoG was looking for a loan shark -- he may have found one by now.

[Army of GOD]

yes, but he was a lot more bloodthirsty than I first imagined.

[/]

On the inside or the outside?

if you have to ask this might not be the thread for you

/, do you have enough Saxbucks to afford the surgery to fix said problem? I know AoG was looking for a loan shark -- he may have found one by now.

You have moral decency transfusions? Oh happy day!

[jonesthecurl]

You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside the zoo, What a thing to do!

[BigBallinStalin]

Excuse me, gents. Is this the Handsome Boy Modeling School?

[rdsrds2120]

Excuse me, gents. Is this the Handsome Boy Modeling School?

We've received your inquiry and must whole-heartedly decline your application into the Handsome Boy Modeling School (HBMS) under the premise of sexual harassment. Your application contained several unwarranted nude photos, one of which, in specific, had "Kiss Me" written on your abdomen and lower back in a Tiffany red-colored lipstick (popular during the Summer of '05, a horrible year). Furthermore, 'Sex Confidant' does not appear to be a legitimate prior place of employment. With all due respect, please take this token of our appreciation for applying, a new iPhone 4S, and never speak to us again. Regards,

HBMS Management



-rd

[BigBallinStalin]

HOMOPHOBE!!!!!

[jonesthecurl]

HOMO PHONE!!!!!

iPhone 4S,

[xeno]

#thatprettyguyswag here whatup yall =D

[Neoteny]

I drive a Maserati.