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What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:44 pm

What animal lives near you that you have to watch out for or HELLGETCHYA, such as an alligator, a deadly snake, BigBallinStalin, etc.?

A Florida teenager lost part of his arm in an alligator attack on Monday, but the boy's family says the outcome could have been worse if the 17-year-old hadn't been a fan of the National Geographic show "Swamp Men."

Kaleb Langdale was swimming with friends in in the Caloosahatchee River in Moore Haven in southwest Florida when an 11-foot alligator attacked, according to a report from CNN affliate WINK-TV.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/10/te ... alligator/
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:47 pm

Chupacabras?
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:03 pm

deer...well, they account for the most deaths.

I'd have to say like a bear maybe? The Northeast is tame as shit
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:58 pm

saxitoxin wrote:What animal lives near you that you have to watch out for or HELLGETCHYA, such as an alligator, a deadly snake, BigBallinStalin, etc.?

A Florida teenager lost part of his arm in an alligator attack on Monday, but the boy's family says the outcome could have been worse if the 17-year-old hadn't been a fan of the National Geographic show "Swamp Men."

Kaleb Langdale was swimming with friends in in the Caloosahatchee River in Moore Haven in southwest Florida when an 11-foot alligator attacked, according to a report from CNN affliate WINK-TV.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/10/te ... alligator/


That is a big effin alligator.


The most dangerous animal near me is definitely myself. I exercise constant vigilance over my self. Self-monitoring is 24/7; otherwise, gehHEH hguh ejKJ Dbk kkkpptt....

Saxitoxin, other than Es, what's the most dangerous animal near you?
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby natty dread on Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:58 pm

fucking BEARS
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby Dukasaur on Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:02 pm

The wife.
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby Timminz on Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:05 pm

The deadliest animal around here lately, is the coyote, I believe.

People don't get killed by animals very often in Nova Scotia.
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby Timminz on Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:06 pm

I changed my mind. The deadliest animal here is probably poorly-trained pet dogs.
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:35 pm

natty dread wrote:fucking BEARS


Don't you guys have some badass national dog to combat bears? The Karelian bear dog or some such.

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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby natty dread on Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:45 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
natty dread wrote:fucking BEARS


Don't you guys have some badass national dog to combat bears? The Karelian bear dog or some such.

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I don't live in Karelia
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby rdsrds2120 on Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:58 pm

Wolverine's are pretty damn horrifying, though I don't know how often they're directly involved with the death of people. Maybe they are, and they're also great at cover-ups.

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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby PLAYER57832 on Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:02 pm

People, of course.

A far distant second timber rattlers, though you have to work to even get bit by one -- or, if talking seriuos illness (Lymes, West Nile, etc.) then the mosquito.
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby Lootifer on Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:40 pm

Haha NZ has a grand total of 0 natural or native predators. Shits retarded; hence our national symbol is a bird that cant fly and we also lay claim to the most over weight parrot in existence.

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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:21 pm

natty dread wrote:fucking BEARS


I would think they wouldn't be as dangerous when they're fucking. Are you trying to join in or something?


BigBallinStalin wrote:That is a big effin alligator.


The most dangerous animal near me is definitely myself. I exercise constant vigilance over my self. Self-monitoring is 24/7; otherwise, gehHEH hguh ejKJ Dbk kkkpptt....

Saxitoxin, other than Es, what's the most dangerous animal near you?


Don't they have gators where you're at BBS? Didagatorevergetchya?

Dangerous animals near ol' Saxi ...

RATTLERS!!!!! :o

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For little children and Army of God, it would be the CONDOR! It can swoop down and GETCHYA! I've never heard of that happening but they can take a dog.

MOUNTAIN LION!!! :o

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BLACK WIDOW!!!! :o

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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:34 pm

The alligators in Poland are shit -- check out this house cat beat back a Polish alligator -

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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby GBU56 on Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:39 pm

Dukasaur wrote:The wife.


I'll second that.

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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby Timminz on Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:48 pm

ON third though, the most dangerous animals near me are the ones that come in on tropical produce. Back when I used to be a produce clerk, I once had to catch a black widow that was scaring the customers. That stupid old lady was acting like it wasn't even supposed to be in the grapes she wanted.
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:57 pm

The great Canadian Beaver. They are deadly with rolling pins and frying pans.





Seriously......Moose.

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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby nagerous on Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:09 pm

Peter Reeve... killed himself just down the fucking road to me.
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:15 pm

Glad you are OK Nag.

With Peter out of the way, is the most deadliest animal in England now a fox or a hedgehog?
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby pmchugh on Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:41 pm

"In recent years, for example, herring gulls have led to the death of at least one man, as the birds attacked instinctively to defend their nest."

Goddam seagulls.
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby InkL0sed on Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:55 pm

A tie between drunk drivers and gangsters.
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby Borderdawg on Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:28 pm

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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby nagerous on Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:55 am

notyou2 wrote:Glad you are OK Nag.

With Peter out of the way, is the most deadliest animal in England now a fox or a hedgehog?


Badgers probably
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Re: What's the most dangerous animal near you?

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:54 pm

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